Antie Joan and Ontie

Pickled Watermelon Rinds

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Greetings and welcome to Pickled Watermelon Rinds, a guilty pleasure podcast featuring Antie Joan and Ontie providing their zesty and marginally mature take on current events, pop culture and trends. Your Podcast with a Baby Boomer and Gen X Perspective. New episodes release on Mondays! https://www.facebook.com/pickledwatermelonrinds/ https://www.youtube.com/@PickledWatermelonRinds https://www.instagram.com/pickledwatermelonrinds/?hl=en Question for the Aunties? Leave us a voicemail message at:

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Antie Joan and Ontie

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Leisure

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Latest episode

Dec 29, 2025

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Episodes

Stay Off the Craigslist! 14.04.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 In this episode of Pickled Watermelon Rinds, we cover an exciting mix of topics, starting with the Ambies Awards. Ontie fills you in on a new way to send voice messages to us. We are looking forward to The Sundance Film Festival coming to Boulder in 2027 and are positive that we will have A-list guest interviews. Antie Joan confesses to buying something from Craigslist and driving...

Episode 56 Trailer: Stay Off the Craigslist! 09.04.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Pickled Watermelon Rinds podcast S2E56: Stay Off the Craigslist! will be available on Monday, April 14, 2025. Until then, please find a preview of the upcoming episode below and enjoy this short trailer... In this episode of Pickled Watermelon Rinds, we cover an exciting mix of topics, starting with the Ambies Awards. Ontie fills you in on a new way to send voice messages to us. W...

Lend a Hand, Give a Can! 07.04.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 In this episode, we kick things off by sharing the excitement of a bingo win! Our own Auntie Mary is $200 richer and we are feeling lucky! Somehow, that leads us to reminisce about the beers and hard alcohol we used to drink back in the day (some choices better than others). Antie Joan attended the Empty Bowls fundraiser for Our Center in Longmont, CO, a meaningful event supportin...

Episode 55 Trailer: Lend a Hand, Give a Can! 02.04.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Pickled Watermelon Rinds podcast S2E55: Lend a Hand, Give a Can! will be available on Monday, April 7, 2025. Until then, please find a preview of the upcoming episode below and enjoy this short trailer... In this episode, we kick things off by sharing the excitement of a bingo win! Our own Auntie Mary is $200 richer and we are feeling lucky! Somehow, that leads us to reminisce abo...

When Life Gives You Tomatoes, Make Bloody Marys! 31.03.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 In this fun-filled episode, Ontie and friend head to Eldora, CO, to take in the Eldora WinterFest, and they decided two in the hand is definitely better than two at the bar. Then, Auntie Joan travels back in time to tell the story of the time she had just a couple glasses of wine and was shocked when it hit her harder than anticipated. Next, we switch gears to talk about a special...

Episode 54 Trailer: When Life Gives You Tomatoes, Make Bloody Marys! 26.03.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Pickled Watermelon Rinds podcast S2E54: When Life Gives You Tomatoes, Make Bloody Marys! will be available on Monday, March 31, 2025. Until then, please find a preview of the upcoming episode below and enjoy this short trailer... In this fun-filled episode, Ontie and friend head to Eldora, CO, to take in the Eldora WinterFest, and they decided two in the hand is definitely better...

Kiln-ing Me Softly 24.03.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 The Aunties spent an afternoon in Longmont with one of their loyal listeners, Sandy B, beginning with Thai food followed by an afternoon painting bisque bowls to be donated to the Our Center's Empty Bowls event in Longmont in a couple weeks. Ontie made her life more enjoyable with a new soundbar for her TV and also making plans to get permanent hookups for her washer and dryer. Tu...

Episode 53 Trailer: Kiln-ing Me Softly 19.03.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Pickled Watermelon Rinds podcast S2E53: Kiln-ing Me Softly will be available on Monday, March 24, 2025. Until then, please find a preview of the upcoming episode below and enjoy this short trailer... The Aunties spent an afternoon in Longmont with one of their loyal listeners, Sandy B, beginning with Thai food followed by an afternoon painting bisque bowls to be donated to the Our...

Happy Anniversary to Us!!! 17.03.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Happy First Anniversary to the Aunties! And Happy St. Patty’s Day, too! What would a celebration be without the Aunties celebrating with their favorite beverages? Ontie introduces the new podcast format for Season 2. We’re going to be a bit more flexible with what we discuss, so you need to tune in to make sure you don’t miss something exciting. The movie reviewed is “Zero Day” wi...

Episode 52 Teaser: Happy Anniversary to Us!!! 12.03.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Pickled Watermelon Rinds podcast S1E52: Happy Anniversary to Us!!! will be available on Monday, March 17, 2025. Until then, please find a preview of the upcoming episode below and enjoy this short trailer... Happy First Anniversary to the Aunties! And Happy St. Patty’s Day, too! What would a celebration be without the Aunties celebrating with their favorite beverages? Ontie introd...

SNL's 50!!! 10.03.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 On this week’s episode of Pickled Watermelon Rinds, the Aunties talk about dealing with the frigid weather they’ve been dealing with; Ontie got the travel bug, which brings up what else—food. Ontie is craving Portuguese rolls, which brings back fond memories of Kaiser rolls with butter for Antie Joan. This week’s “What We Are Watching” and “Commercials We Have to Talk About” cover...

Episode 51 Teaser: SNL's 50!!! 05.03.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Pickled Watermelon Rinds podcast S1E51: SNL's 50!!! will be available on Monday, March 10, 2025. Until then, please find a preview of the upcoming episode below and enjoy this short trailer... On this week’s episode of Pickled Watermelon Rinds, the Aunties talk about dealing with the frigid weather they’ve been dealing with; Ontie got the travel bug, which brings up what else—food...

PWR's 50!!! 03.03.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 PWR's 50!!! The Aunties are celebrating their 50th episode and they just so happen to record it on Galentine’s Day. Ontie recounts all the trials and tribulations of donating and/or removing furniture in a mountain town. Antie Joan’s week was a bit better. She and her friend (Sandy B) took part in a two-person glassblowing session with a local glass artist. The TV series discussed...

Episode 50 Teaser: PWR's 50!!! 26.02.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Pickled Watermelon Rinds podcast S1E50: PWR's 50!!! will be available on Monday, March 03, 2025. Until then, please find a preview of the upcoming episode below and enjoy this short trailer... PWR's 50!!! The Aunties are celebrating their 50th episode and they just so happen to record it on Galentine’s Day. Ontie recounts all the trials and tribulations of donating and/or removing...

Thin Mints Don't Make You Thin 24.02.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 It’s the most wonderful time of the year! That’s right, Girl Scout Cookie time!! Ontie’s fortunate because her GS Cookie Dealer lives right nextdoor. However, Antie Joan isn’t as lucky. She has to hit the streets to find her own local dealer. But, as we all know, it’s worth the search. “Paradise” with Sterling K Brown, is our TV/Movie review this episode. We really can’t say much...

Episode 49 Teaser: Thin Mints Don't Make You Thin 19.02.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Pickled Watermelon Rinds podcast S1E49: Thin Mints Don't Make You Thin will be available on Monday, February 24, 2025. Until then, please find a preview of the upcoming episode below and enjoy this short trailer... It’s the most wonderful time of the year! That’s right, Girl Scout Cookie time!! Ontie’s fortunate because her GS Cookie Dealer lives right nextdoor. However, Antie Joa...

Nice Day for a White Mocha 17.02.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 On this episode of Pickled Watermelon Rinds, the Aunties are happy to announce that our bodily functions are back to normal. This includes Mr. Killian, also. The Aunties finally face the fact that they have a rather sophomoric sense of humor, one of us more so than the other. That morphs into a conversation of one of the skits on SNL with Timothée Chalamet. The movie review is abo...

Episode 48 Teaser: Nice Day for a White Mocha 12.02.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Pickled Watermelon Rinds podcast S1E48: Nice Day for a White Mocha will be available on Monday, February 17, 2025. Until then, please find a preview of the upcoming episode below and enjoy this short trailer... On this episode of Pickled Watermelon Rinds, the Aunties are happy to announce that our bodily functions are back to normal. This includes Mr. Killian, also. The Aunties fi...

Eli's Coming 10.02.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 It was a real shit week for the Aunties. Ontie shares the messy and frigid saga of Killian suffering from severe diarrhea (with a side of vomiting), while Antie Joan details her own experiences with colonoscopy prep — turns out, both involve way too many bathroom breaks. After commiserating over bodily functions, they shift gears to discuss Roy Wood Jr.'s new Netflix stand-up spec...

Episode 47 Teaser: Eli's Coming 05.02.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Pickled Watermelon Rinds podcast S1E47: Eli's Coming will be available on Monday, February 10, 2025. Until then, please find a preview of the upcoming episode below and enjoy this short trailer... It was a real shit week for the Aunties. Ontie shares the messy and frigid saga of Killian suffering from severe diarrhea (with a side of vomiting), while Antie Joan details her own expe...

Tear We Go Again 03.02.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 In this episode, we celebrate the joy of having an amazing neighbor deliver firewood at a moment’s notice, dive into why "Reading is Fundamental" when making plans (and how it can save you some major headaches), and discuss the week-long journey that is colonoscopy prep—with all its unexpected twists. We also share our thoughts on the gripping TV drama Evil , and have a laugh over...

Episode 46 Teaser: Tear We Go Again 29.01.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Pickled Watermelon Rinds podcast S1E46: Tear We Go Again will be available on Monday, February 3, 2025. Until then, please find a preview of the upcoming episode below and enjoy this short trailer... In this episode, we celebrate the joy of having an amazing neighbor deliver firewood at a moment’s notice, dive into why "Reading is Fundamental" when making plans (and how it can sav...

Snooze Don't Lose 27.01.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 This past week, Ontie explored the Blackhawk History Appreciation and Recreation Destination (HARD) District and made some interesting discoveries, and then supported her community by making an outstanding purchase. If that wasn’t exciting enough, the aunties made a trip to a Snooze Eatery. It was Antie Joan’s first time, but you can bet it won’t be her last. And if that wasn’t ex...

Episode 45 Teaser: Snooze Don't Lose 22.01.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Pickled Watermelon Rinds podcast S1E45: Snooze Don't Lose will be available on Monday, January 27, 2025. Until then, please find a preview of the upcoming episode below and enjoy this short trailer... This past week, Ontie explored the Blackhawk History Appreciation and Recreation Destination (HARD) District and made some interesting discoveries, and then supported her community b...

The Mail Must Go Through 20.01.2025

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 New Year, New Aunties? Well, not when it comes to Bingo. Ontie didn’t break her perfect Bingo record, so she’s doing her own abundance rituals, which she describes for us. Meanwhile, Antie Joan shares her two resolutions for 2025 and two more losses in her life. The Aunties review the movie “The Six Triple Eight” and the commercial “Miebo: Oh Yeah.” Now we invite you to sit on San...

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