Pick Six Movies

This episode is for all the ladies out there. Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey and a bunch of good looking people star in this beefcake filled tale of Tampa Bay strippers. This movie is Xquisite.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

 This season’s theme of “You Can Do It” continues with the Dudley Moore and Bo Derek film “10”. Oh yeah, this movie also stars Julie Andrews who was the real wife life of Blake Edwards, the writer and director of this movie. On a scale of 1 to 10, this movie is perfectly awful.   ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

 “50 Shades of Grey” kicks off this season’s theme “You Can Do It”, where we will explore six totally sexy movies. “50 Shades of Grey” is the first in a three part trilogy, based on the highly successful novels. It is also spectacularly bad. Which means this episode is spectacularly entertaining.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

“Suicide Squad” caps off this season of “The Old Men & DC” where we took on six live action motion pictures based on DC comic book characters. We’re going to be honest with you here. This is a super-sized episode. When something is this bad we have a lot to say about it. But don’t worry, there’s lots of fun to be had. Plus it’s full of cameos including, but not limited to Batman, The Flash, Aq...

 “Catwoman” continues this season of six live action movies all based on DC comic book heroes and villains.  Here you get to see Halley Berry do battle with the leaders of a sinister cosmetics company.  This episode is filled with crazy cat ladies, celebrity cat cameos and whole lot of handsome detective Benjamin Bratt.   And for bonus points, here’s Halley Berry’s Golden Raspberry acceptance spee...

In this the penultimate episode of this season we proudly present “Justice League”. This movie is crammed full of superheroes including Batman, Wonder Woman, Cyborg, Aquaman and more. There’s resurrection. The band Steppenwolf shows up, I think. Skynet makes a terminator. Who knows what’s going on in this movie. Well, we do so join us as we discuss this Zack Snyder / Joss Whedon cinematic mash up....

Shaq headlines Steel in Episode 4 for this season, “The Old Men & DC” where we are taking on six movies from the DC Universe.  This movie is based on Superman comics, but somehow doesn’t have Superman in it. But instead we get Judd Nelson. So that seems like an equal trade off… ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

“Return of Swamp Thing” continues this season’s theme “The Old Men & DC” where we are taking on six DC Comics inspired live action movies.  This movie may be the best worst movie we’ve ever featured. It clearly has the most explosions, delivers a mosaic of disconnected plot points and it boldly showcases the worst acting of any film we’ve seen thus far.    It’s truly terrible.  We loved it. ★...

Supergirl kicks off this season’s theme “The Old Men and DC,” where we are taking on six superhero-themed movies inspired by the pages of DC comics. In this episode, we take to the skies with Superman’s cousin to do battle with an evil witch who is determined to take over the world and make a hunky landscaper her sex slave. This movie stars Helen Slater as the title character alongside such Hollyw...

Wrapping up this holiday season of “The War on Christmas Movies” is the 1985 classic, “Santa Claus the Movie”. David Huddleston, Dudley Moore star in this movie with John Lithgow popping up in act three to give away Christmas themed drugs that literally get children high. The characters eat food from McDonald’s and drink Coca-Cola and drink Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Henry Mancini does the music. Wha...

“Home Alone” is the heart warming holiday classic that focuses on holiday child abandonment, torture based home security and the misguided idea that the creepy old guy in your neighborhood is actually kind at heart. Macaulay Culkin goes head to heads against Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern in one of the most financially successful movies of all time. While Katherine O’Hara and John Candy to do battle o...

In this episode we go down the chimney with a sack full of toys and Tim Allen in 1994’s “The Santa Clause”. Every wonder how a convicted drug dealer can become the biggest star on the most family friendly network around? Well look no further as we explore the fascinating life of one of the most successful comics of the 1990’s and a holiday classic that spawned not one, but two sequels. ★ Support t...

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad team up in “Jingle All the Way” in pursuit of the most sought after toy of the holiday season. Does day drinking with a reindeer signal impending divorce? We say yes and a whole lot more. Join us as we examine the behavior and motives of one of the worst dad’s in Christmas movie history. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

“National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” continues this season’s theme of “The War on Christmas Movies”. This movie is a beloved family holiday classic that has everything to get you into the holiday spirit. Or after you hear us discuss it, it’s a dark examination of a mentally unstable patriarch where everyone around him is in constant fear for their lives. Merry Christmas! ★ Support this podcast...

The Y2K classic “Dr. Seuss’ How The Grinch Stole Christmas” begins Season 4’s theme “The War on Christmas…Movies!” In this episode we explore the life of Ted Geisel, get into how the TV special came to be and explain just how Jim Carey was selected to play The Grinch. This movie was directed by Ron Howard, feature’s cameos by almost all of his family and has scene with a good old fashioned 1970’s...

“The Wolfman” from 2010 caps off Episode 6 of this season’s them “Monsters Are Universal” where we examined six remakes of famous Universal Monster Movies. This movie features some of the best actors working today in some of their worst performances captures on film. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll howl at the moon. You may even piss on the rug and try to lick yourself clean. ★ Support this podca...

1985’s “The Bride”, a remake of the horror classic “Bride of Frankenstein” is the focus of Episode 5 of this season’s theme “Monsters Are Universal”. This movie stars Jennifer Beals, Clancy Brown, David Rappaport and Sting. This movie makes you laugh. It makes you cry. But mostly it makes you tilt you head slightly in stunned confusion. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

What if iconic horror director John Carpenter directed SNL founder Chevy Chase in a re-imagination of the sci-fi, horror remake of the 1933 film “The Invisible Man”? Well wonder no more! “Memoirs of an Invisible Man” continues this season’s theme of “Monsters Are Universal”. It’s not a comedy. It’s not a thriller. But it is a mess. Darryl Hannah is the lovely female lead. Sam Neil is our bad guy....

Is 2017’s “The Mummy” a remake? A reboot? A reinvention? Well, we do know that it is Episode 3 of this season’s theme “Monsters Are Universal” where we are looking at more recent interpretations of classic Universal monster movies. This was the film set to launch a shared “Dark Universe”. We answer the questions does the movie succeed? Does it fail? Would casting Nick Nolte and Steve Buschemi have...

This season’s theme, “Monsters Are Universal”, continues with 1994’s “Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein” which was directed by and stars Kenneth Brannagh as the title character Dr. Victor Frankenstein alongside Robert De Niro as the creature. This is a supersized episode filled with hidden history, fascinating insights and some hilarious comedy from your two lovable hosts. So join us as we try to breath...

“Monsters Are Universal” is the theme for season three of Pick Six Movies. We start things off with our take on Francis Ford Coppola’s take on Bram Stoker’s take on “Dracula”. This movie is so wonderfully over the top. It’s filled with bad accents, open-air carnival pornography, male lactation, bestiality and lots and lots of Dracula impressions from your two enchanting show hosts. Here is the ext...

Let’s spend “A Night at the Roxbury” to wrap up this season of SNL inspired films. This final installment follows human bobble heads Steve and Doug Butabi, played by Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan, through a series of poorly constructed and ultimately confusing series of events that culminates with the films credits. In short, it’s not a very good movie. But we had a lot of fun discussing the misad...

“The Ladies Man” stars Tim Meadows as his most memorable character from Saturday Night Live. In the fifth episode of this season we get learn more about Leon Phelps upbringing and really examine his relationships with an interesting cast of supporting characters, most of which are alcoholics, physically abusive, emotionally unavailable and self destructive. As always, we thank you for checking out...

You’re Good Enough, You’re Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like You. Come join us as we continue an exploration of SNL-inspired movies with Episode 4, “Stuart Saves His Family” starring Senator Al Franken, Criminal Intent’s own Vincent Vincent D’Onofrio, Harris Yulin a.k.a. – the angry judge from Ghostbusters 2  – and the ever lovely Laura San Giacomo. Take a listen as we hilariously discuss...

“It’s Pat” is the next film in this season “Live from New York!”. We finally get an answer to the question, “Who wanted to see a movie based on the SNL character Pat?”. The answer is apparently nobody. The quality of a movie is inversely proportional to our enjoyment of discussing it. “It’s Pat” is the worst movie we’ve reviewed to date and made for the most surprisingly enjoyable discussion of a...