Pick Six Movies

It’s time for a little action to spice things up in Season 18 of Pick Six Movies, and if I say action, of course I mean Invasion USA starring Chuck Norris! It has everything you could want from a movie like this: rocket launchers, explosions, Ricard Lynch, explosions, outdoor Christmas trees, explosions, and explosions! Jump on board as we wage war on this Christmas-adjacent movie!  Thanks for lis...

It’s Season 18 here at Pick Six Movies, which we are calling Christmastime Is Here, movies that may not be Christmas movies, but are certainly Christmas-adjacent. And we have selected for you one of the most bizarre furry-based Christmas movies ever to find its way under a tree, Pottersville! So unwrap this truly bizarre cinematic oddity with us on a brand-new episode of Pick Six Movies!  Thanks f...

What happens when a unique director is given full control over the latest entry in a blockbuster superhero franchise? Why, Batman Returns does! In this episode of our latest season, “Christmastime Is Here,” we look at Tim Burton’s career before diving into the snowy weirdness of his follow-up to 1989’s hugely popular Batman . Why is this movie so horny? Is Christopher Walken the main villain after...

Ah, Christmas! A time for romance, and for podcasts that make fun of romantic comedies. We investigate the delightful misunderstandings that surround that most classic of romantic tropes – comas – and the grifters that swirl around the victims of said comas. It’s While You Were Sleeping on another Christmas-adjacent movie in Season 18 of Pick Six Movies – Christmastime Is Here! Join us, won’t you?...

It’s time for a brand-new season of Pick Six Movies, and we’re kicking off season 18 with a real bang! This season, we’re calling it “Christmastime Is Here, “is all about movies that are more Christmas-adjacent than actual Christmas movies. And nothing says not quite Christmas like Gary Busey in a low-budget horror movie where he voices a possessed baked good called The Gingerdead Man . The charac...

Something we say a lot around Pick Six Movies HQ is “This is the worst movie we’ve ever done.” But, seriously, Faust: Love of the Damned is the worst movie we’ve ever done. It might be one of the most distasteful movies ever made. And yet, we watched it and then we laughed a lot while discussing it. We hope you do, too. Now we have to go take one of those Silkwood showers for the rest of our lives...

Well howdy, pardners! It’s the penultimate episode of Season 17 of Pick Six Movies, a movie so short, you know it’s got to be good. That’s right, it’s the ill-informed movie adaptation of the DC comic Jonah Hex ! We’ve packed it full of John Malkovich impressions, something to do with Sling Blade , and even try to figure out why this would have ever seemed like a good idea in the first place. And...

It’s a new episode of Pick Six Movies, and we’re bringing everyone! Captain Nemo, Allan Quartermain, Mina Herker, An Invisible Man, Tom Sawyer, Dr. Jekyll, and Dorian Gray are all joining in the fun on our latest season, Comic Sans Quality. That’s right, it’s The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and it is quite the mess.  We tackle the tough questions, like “How long does poo stay invisible?” an...

It’s celebration time here at Pick Six Movies! This our hard-to-believe 100th episode, and we want to thank you for coming along on this very silly ride with us. How do we say thank you? Why, with a director’s cut of a previous episode as we take on Zack Snyder’s Justice League. For once, the episode is shorter than the movie! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Spoti...

Welcome to a very special episode of Pick Six Movies?! What makes it so special? Why it’s a Nicolas Cage movie, and a sequel to the snooze-fest Ghost Rider. that’s right, it’s Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance and it’s the second episode of season 17, Comic Sans Quality. This time, we’re offering you a flaming pile of comic book movie with devil babies, terrible villains, and a wonderfully unrestra...

Here at Pick Six Movies, we throw around phrases like “worst movie we ever saw” a lot. This is one of those rare occasions that we might be right about this being awful. Part sexed-up bestiality romp, part galactic adventure, it’s all mess. There’s a pre-troubles Jeffrey Jones, a pre- Shawshank Tim Robbins, and a post-good idea animatronic duck. Also, sorry about your birthday, Billy… Thanks for l...

J aws 3-D is like Jaws but in 3-D and it’s terrible. Which makes it a perfect season finale for the six Jaws knock-off movies featured this season. Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gosset Jr., Lea Thompson, and a whole bunch of actors you probably don’t now star in a movie that was conceived as a comedy, produced as a thriller, and landed in theaters as a turd. Strap on your glasses as we head...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, it’s… a killer whale?! That’s right, another offering from Season 16, It’s Like Jaws, gets even Jaws-ier with another aquatic menace, 1977’s Orca! Can our friendly Candian orca survive a drunken Richard Harris, who may or may not understand the events of the movie? You be the judge! Also, an introduction on the film Blackfish and its reper...

Join your hearty adventurers Chad and Bo as they brave the Amazonian waters in search of the most elusive of prey… whatever accent Jon Voight is using. That’s right, it’s Anaconda on Pick Six Movies’ Season 16: It’s Like Jaws. Take it away, J-Lo… Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , Pandora , iHeartRadio , Podchaser , Google Podcasts , and on Andro...

Irwin Allen’s “The Swarm” is like, “Jaws” but with bees. This makes it perfect for episode 3 of Season 16’s theme “It’s Like Jaws” featuring 6 movies that ripped off “Jaws”. This movie has more Michael Cain and flamethrowers than any other movie featured in the history of this podcast. Plus, there’s an all-star cast that grandparents would somewhat recognize. Join us as we keep an eye on the skies...

In Episode 2 of Season 16, It’s Like Jaws …, your faithful heroes head into the sewers for 1980’s Alligator . It’s better than it has any right to be. Chad chimes in with the history of the film and writer John Sayles before we saddle up with the killer alligator Ramon for some old-fashioned chompin’! Warning: The first two rows WILL get wet. Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple...

Season 16 of Pick Six Movies is here! Our theme for season sixteen is “It’s Like Jaws…” featuring six movies that might remind you of a certain shark-tastic summer blockbuster. We are kicking things off with one of the Jaws-iest like Jaws movies there is, 1976’s Grizzly!  When a park ranger finds his camper son the menu of a giant grizzly, he has to enlist the aid of a naturalist and a pacifist he...

Season 15 comes to its slam-bang conclusion with the ill-advised adaptation of The Beatles’ masterpiece Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. This movie has everything: Bee Gees, Framptons, sexbots, Steve Martin, Alice Cooper, that tall guy from Twin Peaks , Earth, Wind & Fire, George Burns, and more! It’s like a fever dream, but we assure you this movie is very real. Join us for the season f...

Season Fifteen takes a look at American Idol winners Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini and the ill-advised movie they starred in, From Justin to Kelly . It’s god singing and dancing and subplots about dating locals and ruining relationships, and none of it makes much sense, which is perfect for us! Join Chad, Bo, and the Queen of Conniving for a toe-tapping, headache-inducing look at a movie that...

Yo yo, it’s Vanilla Ice in his big screen debut, Cool As Ice ! It’s part The Wild One , part crime drama, and all very confusing. Thrill to the Dad from Family Ties and chill to Vanilla Ice trying to portray human emotions. You may find yourself sympathizing with Ice in the intro, but we’ll put a quick end to that. Jump in for one of the worst movies we’ve ever covered! Thanks for listening and be...

Two becomes one when Pick Six Movies meets five Spice Girls and we all come together for one terrible movie, Spice World ! An episode of Pick Six Movies not to be missed, unless suffering from a heart condition or pregnancy. Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , Pandora , iHeartRadio , Podchaser , Google Podcasts , and on Android here . Catch up wit...

It was bound to happen. Pick Six Movies meets KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park . When two titans of entertainment like this clash, the true winner is you, the listening audience. As with every episode of Pick Six Movies , you’re gonna get some movie history, some silly voices, and general confusion as to why there are robot cat people being shot with lasers in a movie featuring KISS.  Thanks for...

Elvis Presley stars in Stay Away Joe , the featured first film in season 15’s theme “A Flop is Born.” We feature six movies with singers who think they can act. This movie has it all : bull riding, alcoholics, the penguin from Batman, feral dogs, racist stereotypes, new toilets, cars without doors, musical numbers, mud wrestling, shotgun weddings, and lots of white people in brown face. It’s a rea...

The season finale of Season 14 of Pick Six Movies , “Once in a Lifetime,” features a story ripped from the headlines of 1990. It’s a tale as old as time. Married teacher and her student fall for each other. Married teacher asks student to kill husband to make her do her wedding vows, because divorce is messy with unintended consequences. Before she won her Oscar, Helen Hunt appeared in this Lifeti...

She’s Too Young or The One Where They All Got Syphilis , is a 90s era cautionary tale of high school students gone wild and absent parents that are well…just gone. Marcia Gay Harden delivers a performance worthy of a “Greatest TV Movie Mom Ever” statuette and there’s a bunch of other actors and actresses that you may know form something you kind of remember. Join us as we head down to the school n...