Madeline Pendleton and David Roberts
Pick Me Up, I'm Scared.
A Guide to Surviving Life, Love, and Capitalism. By Madeline Pendleton and David Roberts. Find us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared
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Madeline Pendleton and David Roberts
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Sep 28, 2026
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Episodes
73. Dr. Phil Gaslit Me Into Being a Narcissist! 17.04.2023 57:26
This week, Kenna is out but Madeline talks about pop psychology, monkeys talking on telephones, and what exactly Madeline's positivity ratio is! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://tinyurl.com/3a9v445x https://tinyurl.com/4vyhhh77 https://tinyurl.com/4sx4ke3n https://tinyurl.com/bdcnk95k https://tinyurl.com/2kpx8xdy https://tinyurl.com/yc3btprf https://tinyurl.co...
72. Blue Hawaii :( 10.04.2023 2:12:03
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about Hawaii, colonization, and propaganda! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://dbedt.hawaii.gov/blog/22-40/ https://www.whereig.com/usa/states/hawaii/ https://tinyurl.com/4245ftyv https://tinyurl.com/yckn7ptt https://tinyurl.com/facybc44 https://earthathome.org/hoe/hi/geologic-history/ https://tinyurl.com/2evjwek2 https://www.nps.g...
71. The Zodiac Killer! 27.03.2023 2:12:30
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about astrology, Kenna's trip to Japan, and the bimboification of grindcore! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://tinyurl.com/ucskrj3u https://tinyurl.com/bdda5ef4 https://tinyurl.com/mr3atcs7 https://tinyurl.com/3njwknud https://tinyurl.com/46239p6c https://tinyurl.com/294c474r https://tinyurl.com/5n84wskp https://tinyurl.com/59...
70. The Great Recession (AKA Crash Into Me) 06.03.2023 57:46
This week, Kenna is out sick but Madeline talks about The Great Recession, how much money the CEO of DoorDash makes, and why capitalism can't provide us with affordable houses! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES https://tinyurl.com/38u4u4j4 https://tinyurl.com/2p8e3mad https://tinyurl.com/yc7285ce https://tinyurl.com/3szya28j https://tinyurl.com/2p949znf https://tinyurl.com/...
69. Black Panther Party for Self Defense! 27.02.2023 2:24:06
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about the Black Panther Party, the hypocrisy of the Declaration of Independence, and why your best friend might be an undercover FBI agent! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://tinyurl.com/yc755hyf https://tinyurl.com/bdcpmsw2 https://tinyurl.com/4hd6njus https://tinyurl.com/9reezwn7 https://tinyurl.com/rafrf69c https://tinyurl...
68. Gender Reveal! 20.02.2023 1:36:45
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about gender, angry monkeys, and how women love shopping! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://tinyurl.com/5d72h8j2 https://tinyurl.com/3s48rb2z https://tinyurl.com/525u9y6n https://tinyurl.com/2tfyyeze https://tinyurl.com/2sw7xnm7 https://tinyurl.com/yww5667j https://tinyurl.com/4rpuvyxs https://tinyurl.com/yscdk9j9 https://tinyurl....
67. Essential Oil (And Vinegar) 13.02.2023 1:18:48
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about essential oils, Satan in Utah, and the social model of disability! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://tinyurl.com/mt5932ra https://www.additudemag.com/treatment/essential-oils/ https://tinyurl.com/y5nf587d https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/what-are-essential-oils https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22849536/ https://pubmed.ncb...
66. No War But Secret War (AKA "What We Do Is Secret, Secret" - The CIA, Probably) 06.02.2023 1:44:18
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about the Secret War in Laos, colonization, and how sexy Madeline's voice is or isn't right now! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://www.legaciesofwar.org/legacies-library https://www.history.com/topics/world-war-ii/bombing-of-hiroshima-and-nagasaki https://www.britannica.com/place/Vietnam/The-two-Vietnams-1954-65. https://www.ncped...
65. Space Malibu (Feat. Penguins in Bikinis) 30.01.2023 2:12:11
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about climate change, Elon Musk inventing a tree, and how to make caring about the planet sexy! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://tinyurl.com/5n7hxud3 https://tinyurl.com/p52h7z88 https://tinyurl.com/bddhh6fp https://tinyurl.com/y92eebr4 https://tinyurl.com/5n7xupbe https://tinyurl.com/2hbr6n98 https://tinyurl.com/2x8evbah https:/...
64. Sex & The Capitalist City 12.12.2022 2:28:13
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about monogamy, capitalism, and beta males! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://tinyurl.com/mr3978cz https://tinyurl.com/5bskdrpt https://tinyurl.com/3pez8xud https://tinyurl.com/mwjp95zp https://tinyurl.com/bdfx37fd https://tinyurl.com/pne2msdn https://tinyurl.com/47hpzz67 https://tinyurl.com/4u5fzfwc https://tinyurl.com/3n2h7bpn h...
63. Kornspiracy! 21.11.2022 2:33:33
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about the FDA, the American palette, and what exactly a "processed food" truly is! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://tinyurl.com/ywnfuvr5 https://tinyurl.com/32zuuwpp https://tinyurl.com/3e8yccu8 https://tinyurl.com/yc8xz33w https://tinyurl.com/tzy4cru4 https://tinyurl.com/mr3ry8ky https://tinyurl.com/2pfdu3bj https://tinyurl.com/...
62. Super Smashface Bros. (AKA Social [Media] Distortion!) 14.11.2022 2:48:35
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about social media, scene hair, and whether or not the internet is killing us all slowly! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://tinyurl.com/mrx5dk7z https://tinyurl.com/56bp4hj7 https://tinyurl.com/yt2sww4a https://tinyurl.com/yeusek2n https://tinyurl.com/yc4wvrrt https://tinyurl.com/4mk6s6ak https://tinyurl.com/mrxenzd2 https://tinyu...
61. Commune Feel the Noise 31.10.2022 2:45:57
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about intentional communities, communes, and how to be groovy! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://tinyurl.com/ycxyx94v https://daily.jstor.org/when-communes-dont-fail/ https://tinyurl.com/2tyknta7 https://www.ic.org/paradisenow/ https://tinyurl.com/mr4bkz7d https://tinyurl.com/5brzfesb https://theherdkhs.net/2022/01/communes-in-the...
60. Who Arted In Here?! (AKA He Who Smelt it Dealt it) 24.10.2022 2:09:40
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about the art industry, your drug dealer's iguana, and why FACE/OFF is a better film than anything Fellini's ever made! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://tinyurl.com/yck53927 https://tinyurl.com/2p87tmff https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-63254878 https://tinyurl.com/2v62sv3n https://jaquo.com/aileen-getty/ https://aumag....
59. And Iran, Iran So Far Away 17.10.2022 2:19:24
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about US intervention in Iran, the American Bush Dynasty, and how many nuclear weapons you need to feel safe! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://www.cfr.org/timeline/us-relations-iran-1953-2022 https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/cia-assisted-coup-overthrows-government-of-iran https://www.looper.com/758525/how-histori...
58. The War on Drugs is a War on Us 10.10.2022 2:57:16
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about the War on Drugs, Tupac, and why Coloradans love to say "ganja"! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://projectknow.com/discover/how-do-you-say-it-drugs/ https://tinyurl.com/4j57bups https://tinyurl.com/2p8ybnx6 https://tinyurl.com/37un4m37 https://tinyurl.com/2vdbshc8 https://disa.com/maps/marijuana-legality-by-state https://cda...
57. E! Entertainment Blues 03.10.2022 2:18:05
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about fame, the horror of Hidden Hills, and how it's nice to be able to go get a cup of coffee. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://tinyurl.com/374r7uvr https://thewire.in/culture/psychology-fame-depression https://www.buzzfeed.com/amandaeedelman/celebs-on-how-much-they-hate-being-famous https://www2.psych.ubc.ca/~schaller/Schaller1...
56. Grow, Baby, Grow! 26.09.2022 2:07:38
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about farming, backyard gardens, and the Black Panther Party! Sound quality changes halfway thru this episode due to technical difficulties, thank you for bearing with us! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://www.northstar-ok.com/blog/indoor-gardening https://about.spud.com/blog-regrowing-vegetables-from-scrap/ https://tinyurl.com/mt...
55. Credit Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself 19.09.2022 2:26:23
This week, Madeline & Kenna talk about credit scores, homemade Coffee Coke, and David Graeber! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://tinyurl.com/y74muct2 https://tinyurl.com/2p8jnd4d https://tinyurl.com/yf2y94dz https://tinyurl.com/5yk56wpz https://tinyurl.com/4wc4wstu https://tinyurl.com/ebtdx6b5 https://tinyurl.com/fmzuyw94 https://tinyurl.com/bddyvtpy https://tinyur...
54. It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, it’s…Operation Condor! 12.09.2022 1:06:21
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about CIA-backed military coups, what Chase and Pepsi have in common, and the horrifying history of Operation Condor! PATREON: http://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://www.theguardian.com/news/2020/sep/03/operation-condor-the-illegal-state-network-that-terrorised-south-america http://www.cels.org.ar/especiales/plancondor/en/ https://nsarchive2.gwu...
53. How To Change Someone's Mind in 10 Steps or Less! 05.09.2022 2:12:03
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about changing people's minds, cults and conspiratorial thinking, and the difference between growing up in Massachusetts versus Mississippi! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://tinyurl.com/4fu6dmx6 https://tinyurl.com/2p93h4ua https://tinyurl.com/2hb3udb3 https://tinyurl.com/fytkadk4 https://tinyurl.com/yckub3ja https://tinyurl.com/...
52. Happiness Is a Warm Pun 01.08.2022 2:05:16
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about happiness, Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, and concrete pineapples! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://tinyurl.com/2rhwn8h5 https://tinyurl.com/2p9art92 https://tinyurl.com/dvk7ta6e https://tinyurl.com/yj7rxxtc https://tinyurl.com/yxabus6x https://tinyurl.com/2p8ttzpd https://tinyurl.com/mr23wuw2 https://tinyurl.com/4sd588jr htt...
51. Alan Mask Wants to Impregnate Mars 25.07.2022 2:12:08
This week, Madeline & Kenna talk about Elon Musk, seducing Mars, and villain origin stories! Also: Madeline has the 'vid so we're recording remotely -- forgive any sound issues please! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://tinyurl.com/2p8end7p https://tinyurl.com/y2hcmd4w https://tinyurl.com/msyepdev https://tinyurl.com/yb62rrkw https://tinyurl.com/2p9fnebk https://tin...
50. Don't Go Chasing Watersheds 18.07.2022 2:07:33
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about water, Beavis and Butthead Do America, and the bimboification of environmentalism! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://tinyurl.com/bdd9fkbn https://tinyurl.com/5sr4dhbn https://tinyurl.com/273zcx4w https://tinyurl.com/uzhvkeyp https://tinyurl.com/y43bnu7h https://tinyurl.com/3pz5xjf5 https://tinyurl.com/24j268r7 https://tinyur...
49. We Will NOT Adopt Your Baby! 11.07.2022 2:09:40
This week, Madeline and Kenna talk about adoption, Scooby Doo, and the usual culprits of eugenics, genocide, capitalism, and racism! It's super uplifting episode, clearly./s PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pickmeupimscared SOURCES: https://tinyurl.com/2ybsen9e https://tinyurl.com/yckzets4 https://tinyurl.com/2fhwc72a https://tinyurl.com/mr2cbrp7 https://tinyurl.com/yrfsysvt https://tinyurl.com/3v...
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