Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Gneeecey is Missing: Pop Went the Weasel, Part 2,” Episode 33 After being terrorized by the sinister nine-foot-tall, three-armed, three-legged clown known simply as “Three,” Perswayssick County leader Bizzig “Zig” Gneeecey goes missing. His “nervologist” Dr. Alexandra Idnas, therapist Ingabore Scriblig, stranded earthling...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Pop Went the Weasel,” Part 1, Episode 32 A sinister nine-foot-tall clown simply named “Three” barges into Perswayssick County leader Gneeecey’s life, presenting physical proof of the zany canine-humanoid’s past misdeeds. In Part One of this cliffhanger, will a panicked Gneeecey flush the evidence down the toilet? We thank...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “You’re Not the Boss of Me,” Episode 31 Perswayssick County’s dime-sneezing, clown-fearing, hot mess of a boss, zany canine-humanoid Gneeecey, finds himself livin’ on the edge, up in the air—quite literally. Below, chaos (of his own making—as usual—with a little help from his Gneeezle’s Restaurant delivery mouse Altitude)...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Clown-O-Phobia Ain’t Nothin’ to Sneeze At!” Episode 30 After a particularly terrifying clown sighting, Nicki and Sooperflea rush Gneeecey to his doctor’s office, where the zany canine-humanoid finds himself in for an unpleasant surprise or two. We thank Marysol Rodriguez, Sandi Solá, Sal Solá, Marcellina Ramirez, Rick “El...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Dragons and Doodles…and Clowns?” Episode 29 Does Nicki survive a literally explosive escape from Perswayssick County?  Meanwhile, back at the office, Gneeecey discovers that he’s scared of clowns after they begin chasing him.   We thank Marysol Rodriguez, Sandi Solá, Sal Solá, Marcellina Ramirez, Rick “El Molestoso” River...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Trouble Speaks in Many Tongues,” Episode 28 Nicki has convinced a concerned Sooperflea that she’s strong enough to attempt a perilous and possibly deadly dimension jump back to Earth. But has she quite convinced herself? Meanwhile, back at the office, therapist Ingabore Scriblig’s veggie meatballs spell trouble for Gneeec...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Crashin’ at Oxymoron’s Crib,” Episode 27 Gneeecey has grudgingly agreed to allow fellow canine-humanoid Sooperflea, AKA Flea, and Nicki to stay the night in his lookalike pet puppy Oxymoron’s four hundred-fourteenth floor Seemingwhales Towers condo. Nicki awakens the next morning, disoriented, aching, freezing, and not ve...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Let’s Have Another Piece of Coffee, Let’s Have Another Cup of Pie,” Episode 26 Nicki recalls the night she stayed in Gneeecey’s lookalike miniature pet puppy Spot’s four hundred-fourteenth floor condo. After serving bitter, gelatinous Freak O’Nature Merk Perk coffee to Nicki and childhood pal Sooperflea, Gneeecey has a me...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Me and Gneee (or Nice to Meet You…I Think),” Episode 25 After her explosive accidental arrival in unearthly Perswayssick County, red-caped canine-humanoid superhero Sooperflea drives Nicki to his best buddy’s greasy eatery, Gneeezle’s. She meets zany, multi-titled Jack Russell-like canine-humanoid Gneeecey—the dive’s owne...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Sooperflea and Me,” Episode 24 Amnesia-stricken Nicki’s memories suddenly come flooding back. During a visit with neurologist Dr. Alexandra C. Idnas and veggie meatball maven/therapist Ingabore Scriblig, AKA, “Grandma,” our protagonist recounts in vivid detail her traumatic, literally explosive first accidental trip to th...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Bad Morning to You, Too,” Episode 23 After spending her first night in canine-humanoid Gneeecey’s debris-filled mansion, Nicki enters his sunlit junkyard of a kitchen. She’s suddenly grateful that black holes might, one day, swallow everything up.  Breakfast is unpleasant. Nicki’s questions annoy Gneeecey. She’s shocked t...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Bad Fang Chewy,” Episode 22 Nicki recalls being stranded in canine-humanoid Gneeecey’s Perswayssick County a second time. Gneeecey has tricked her into dimension-jumping from her planet Earth back to the bizarre world he rules.  Our protagonist has jumped too soon and finds herself suffering from severe dimension burn. Sh...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Gneeecey & Perswayssick Players Present: 'Altitude, a Mouse for Some Seasons,'” Episode 21 This dramatization documents the story of hapless, oversized Gneeezle’s Restaurant delivery mouse-humanoid Altitude’s first job, working for Bob Bearly’s Barely Balconies, and his unsuccessful efforts to woo the boss’s...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Musical Trilogy (Merry Grimace!),” Episode 20 Come celebrate the holidays—or something like that—with Gneeecey and the gang! It’s their annual Grimace event, held before a live audience at the Perswayssick Civic Auditorium and simulcast on Gneeecey’s GAS TV Channel 3½, and GAS-AM and FM radio. Yes, it’s Grimace! We hang v...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “In His Pocket,” Episode 19 Nicki recalls during a special therapy session when, due to extreme dimension burn, she first shrank to the size of a matchstick and ended up living in zany alien canine-humanoid Gneeecey’s debris-filled T-shirt pocket. In part two, Gneeecey emerges from Grandma's closet after having eavesd...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Ain’t No Place Like Home,” Episode 18 Conflict...conflict…conflict. Nicki knew it would be a mistake to leave zany alien canine-humanoid Gneeecey alone in her basement apartment all day, but she had no choice. She had to go to work. And indeed, the hardworking young radio producer returns home to find that the walking and...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “One Mo’ Thang,” Episode 17 Nicki has shrunk to the size of a matchstick due to extreme dimension burn caused by her travels between Earth and Gneeecey’s wacky Perswayssick County. She finds herself living inside the canine-humanoid’s debris-filled T-shirt pocket—not a pleasant place.  Gneeecey quarrels with his double, Eb...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Not Now, I’m Watchin’ Oprah,” Episode 16 In this recollection, Nicki discovers that she possesses strange new powers after zany canine-humanoid Gneeecey invades her dimension—and her basement apartment.  Ever since Nicki’s escape back to Earth from Gneeecey’s unearthly Perswayssick County, she’s been struggling to adjust...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Yellow Sneaker Laces,” Episode 15 As a thunderstorm rages, Nicki bursts into Gneeecey’s mansion, to warn him about what she overheard in Bob’s office. Angry that she’s interrupting his favorite television show, Gneeecey shoos her away. When he finally agrees to hear her, his evil, more sophisticated lookalike Ebegneeezer...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Floating in Ice Crystals,” Episode 14 After fleeing from Perswayssick County’s murderous alien Markmen, Nicki and Gneeecey find themselves trapped in a celestial no man’s land—a surreal, freezing dimension with no up or down or end in sight. Floating helplessly in the ice crystal-populated haze, the two argue.  When the M...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Hypoopnotized,” Episode 13 Perswayssick County leader Gneeecey unexpectedly barges into NIcki's basement apartment at 3 a.m.  Since returning to her own world, Nicki has been dealing with dimension burn and is struggling with memory problems. Zany canine-humanoid Gneeecey informs Nicki that he is staying  with her fo...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Ig’s Got a New Roomie,” Episode 12 Nicki, attempting to adjust to her old life on Earth, is thrown for a loop when Gneeecey unexpectedly barges into her basement apartment in the middle of the night. She hears loud banging on her door, which seems to open all by itself—and there he is.  Since returning to her own world, N...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Sports in Outer Space (A Little Celestial Cross-Training),” Episode 11 An exhausted, overworked and demoralized Nicki Rodriguez finds herself sailing through space atop a diaphanous oval spinning golf course. A gleeful Gneeecey, golf bag slung over his shoulder, skips down the celestial fairway, mocking the planets in Ear...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Airplanes in His Pants…And Other Embarrassing Moments,” Episode 10 Stranded earthling Nicki Rodriguez recalls embarrassing moments in zany alien canine-humanoid Gneeecey’s life, including when she finds him running in circles shrieking, “Airplanes in my pants!” He claims that propellers are slashing up his underpants. Nic...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Catchin’ Up Wit’ My Tail," Episode 9 GAS Broadcast Network’s micro-managing owner (also a doctor and Perswayssick County’s director), Diroctor Gneeecey, interviews Nicki Rodriguez’s alter ego, author Vicki Solá on his weekly WGAS-TV public affairs program, “Catchin’ Up Wit’ My Tail.”    Solá has authored two comedic...