Performance Poet

My Day With Mother 21.08.2023 1:58 ↓

A humorous poem which featured on BBC Radio Kent.

Miss Castleton's Sweet Revenge 21.08.2023 3:23 ↓

Humorous poem about sweet revenge. It featured on BBC Radio Kent.

Stuff In The Attic 21.08.2023 2:57 ↓

Many people have stuff in the attic. It bemuses me as I don't see the point. This is my take on it! This poem was featured on BBC Upload Radio Kent.

Dating Disasters 18.01.2023 3:11 ↓

An amusing poem about dating disasters. It featured on BBC Radio Kent.

The Queen Returns Home (1) 23.09.2022 1:10 ↓

The poem I wrote for The Queen. Even some of my non royalist friends admired Queen Elizabeth 2nd. It was on 'Upload' BBC Radio Kent.

The Wonder Years 23.09.2022 0:58 ↓

A humorous poem about the latter years. It's better to laugh at yourselves and not to take life too seriously.

1952 Was A Great Year 23.09.2022 2:44 ↓

I was born in 1952 so my poem is about things that were relevant at the time I was born. And it was a great year for so many reasons. It featured on 'Upload' BBC Radio Kent.

Advice for Newly Weds 15.06.2022 2:03 ↓

My amusing take on advice for newly weds. It was featured on Upload, BBC Radio Kent.

Our First Holiday 15.06.2022 3:16 ↓

A story poem about our first holiday in the 1950's.

26 My Pessimistic Neighbour 12.06.2022 4:17 ↓

A humorous poem describing a pessimistic neighbour. We've all known someone like this in our lives.

Valentine's Day Conundrum 10.02.2022 1:52 ↓

Valentine's monologue fetaured on BBC Radio Kent Upload. It is fiction but I know a few men who comandeer the television remote control.

Answer To Your Invitation 10.02.2022 1:43 ↓

Poem/Monologue for Valnetine's Day. I like to see the funny side of life and laughter is the best medicine.

Valentine's Day Limericks 10.02.2022 1:45 ↓

Limericks are fun to write and fun to listen to. We need to smile with all that's going on in the world.

Things Our Parents Said 05.11.2021 4:46 ↓

This humorous poem featured on Radio Kent. It's a light-hearted look at sayings from the 1950's and 60's. Most of them are still repeated by parents today. I'm not sure if that's good or bad!

It's Fiesta Time 05.11.2021 1:33 ↓

I wrote this poem when I was living on the fabulous island of 'La Gomera'. My Spanish boyfriend taught me the Salsa. Featured on BBC Radio Kent.

I'm Not Bothered 05.11.2021 2:59 ↓

A humorous take on little old me. I really am not bothered what people think about me. I'm too old to worry!

The Complexities Of Coffee 05.11.2021 2:51 ↓

A humorous poem about the vast amount of coffees we have to choose from these days. This poem was featured on BBC Radio Kent.

Dieters Lament 05.11.2021 3:17 ↓

A humourous look at my many years of dieting, Featured on BBC. Radio Kent

Man of Many Parts (fiction) 07.10.2021 2:57 ↓

This is a humorous poem and is fiction. I like to see the funny side of life without harming anyone.

Morons On Trains 14.09.2021 2:01 ↓

A humorous look at travelling on a train especially in the rush hour.

Cold Caller's Nightmare 14.09.2021 3:43 ↓

A humorous look at cold calling. Featured on BBC Radio Kent.

Bedsocks 14.09.2021 1:47 ↓

A light hearted poke at married couples. Featured on BBC Radio Kent.

Coronacoaster 14.09.2021 3:03 ↓

This is a dramatic and describes the Pandemic in single words. Most of these words weren't familiar before the lockdowns. Featured on BBC Radio Kent.

Lockdown Hair Cut 10.04.2021 1:05 ↓

Amusing poem describing my first DIY lockdown haircut. Featured on BBC Radio Kent.

The River Thames at the Height Of Lockdown 10.04.2021 1:43 ↓

Thr River Thames was silent at the height of the first lockdown. This poem was published in Dreich Magazine and featured on BBC Radio Kent.