PEOPLE ARE THE ENEMY

Andy eulogizes Bob Weir then talks about Ari Aster being more interesting than his films, Yorgos Lanthimos' 2025 film, Bugonia, Emma Stone's interesting choices, the missing My Bloody Valentine albums on streaming services, Cate Le Bon being a better producer than a musician, Marcello Hernández's Netflix special, Andy's new favorite pasta sauce, Swords2's song "失望吗", and Vinnie Vincent's $4,000...

Happy new year! Andy pushes through a cold to talk about what he's been up to in the new year and gives one ominous prediction for 2026. Also, we listen to a clip of Bostonians' resolutions from back when 1976 rolled into 1977 and multiple clips of a man who wants to show Billie Eilish his stuff. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines delivers her 200th Chart Chat! This week is part 1 of a...

Andy finds a spinach stem in his calzone and plays clips of a dad ordering in a drive-thru and Mike Patton slagging Wolfmother. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines offers playlists to count down to the new year and discusses some lesser-known Billboard album charts. Find a link to part 1 of the Number Song Countdown here . Find a link to part 2 of the Number Song Countdown here . Follow...

Happy holidays! Andy talks about being frustrated with online merchants, Nathan Rabin's car accident, and catching a wild bird indoors. Also, we listen to a clip about a guy who paid to be Gene Simmons' personal roadie for a day, Rod Stewart yelling at a fan, a streamer not recognizing Ringo Starr, and Riff Raff freestyling. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines looks at Willie Nelson's 1...

Our guest is Bingo! Andy drinks a soda then talks with Bingo about the upcoming halfwayokay Cursemas Marathon Show. Watch halfwayokay streaming live on Twitch Monday nights at 8PM ET  here , and be sure to tune in Chistmas day beginning at noon ET. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines looks at more hits from Rush on the rock airplay chart. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here . You can find a p...

Andy talks about Wicked: For Good (no spoilers), seeing three wild deer, the new episode of Empathy at the Apocalypse, having trouble getting guests for PATE, Tarantino's big mouth, Flea's new song, the bassist from Weezer's wife's crazy year, the snooze bar being eight minutes, and Jackal Family shoutouts. Also, we listen to a clip of Shirley Manson from Garbage berating a fan for bringing a beac...

Andy eulogizes Jimmy Cliff, talks about having to get a physical on his birthday, getting knocked out by vaccine shots, wondering what Kyle Kulinski's hairstyle is called, and suggests a song from Stephen Merritt's project the 6ths inspired Fifty Shades of Grey. Also, we listen to clips of David Byrne talking about Lou Reed's love of ice cream and a 51yo British man discovering Tupac. On Rachel's...

Andy talks about De La Soul's new album, Cabin in the Sky, giving his first 10/10 album review, Nouvelle Vague (2025), American "comedy" movies of the 2020s, splitting his nail, PrestonPlayz, and Marita Plieva. Also, we listen to a clip of Brian Eno talking about everyday creativity. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines introduces you to the band Kyuss. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here .

Andy eats a peanut butter cookie for dinner and talks about being tricked by a skeleton in a blonde wig, sugar writing all his novels, the Banh Mi Panini, his neighbor's dog taking Prozac, the passing of Jimmy Kimmel's bandleader, and Johnson Wen AKA Pyjama Man striking again. Then he sings along with Curtis Sliwa and plays a clip of Tracy Morgan singing a U2 song at the top of his lungs while wai...

Andy talks about French electronic music from the past and present, helping his mother look for a car, his 25th wedding anniversary, SweeTart Ropes, and business vs. personal. Also, we listen to a clip from the lead singer of the Minnesota pop punk band Linus impersonating family members of indie musicians asking questions at Thanksgiving dinner. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines deli...

Andy sings the praises of the new Guided By Voices album, Thick Rich and Delicious, as well as the art and ethics of Arrington de Dionyso. Also, Andy gets into it AGAIN with the guy whose yard Lola crapped on, switches therapists, gives his review of Deliver Me from Nowhere (2025) and Weapons (2025), has popcorn problems, dresses himself as a dog for Halloween and dresses his dog as a person, comp...

Andy talks about Hélène Barbier's new music, preparing for Halloween, getting a new phone, Mitski's concert film, The Land, getting yelled at by a stranger whose lawn Andy's dog pooped on, being solicited for guests by a publicist who has obviously never heard the show, and wanting to see Deliver Me From Nowhere. Also, we listen to a clip of the band Slipknot taking the Whitney Houston Challenge....

Andy talks about Monaleo, Sabrina Carpenter dropping F bombs on SNL, showering at the gym, D'Angelo, Ace Frehley, creamy spinach dip, writing, Role Model's song "Sally, When the Wine Runs Out" sounding like James' song "Laid", and dressing as a jar of mayonnaise for Halloween. Also, we listen to clips of Bill Murray giving credit to the Blood Brothers, and Reinhard Stanjek talking about the uncond...

Andy talks about the Cardi B and Bia feud, covering Destroyer in Boston, not having any heat or hot water in his home, and Kodaline breaking up. We listen to clips of Yungblud talking about which American rock bands are cowboys and which ones are pirates, and a man calling out Freddy Kreuger while standing on the corner of Elm Street. On Rachel's Chart Chat,  Rachel from Des Moines looks at Rush's...

Andy burns through a list of random ideas, anecdotes and audio clips that he's been collecting over the years. On Rachel's Chart Chat,  Rachel from Des Moines concludes the discussion on Yessingles I and II. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here .

Andy talks about the new Doja Cat album, Vie, and Fred Armisen's new album, 100 Sound Effects, gets nostalgic for the 1980s, watches the movie Friendship (2024), has multiverse fatigue, and wonders if Jennifer Welch is the Joe Rogan of the Left. Also, we listen to a clip of Brian Eno talking about the attention economy. On Rachel's Chart Chat,  Rachel from Des Moines looks at the 2024 compilation...

Andy talks about Sean Grennan's play The Tin Woman, Barry White's influence on Pulp, Mitski's concert film The Land, Subway removing the veggie patty from their menu, and Morrissey having to cancel concerts due to recent death threats. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines looks at the 2023 compilation album Yessingles. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here .

Andy wants to get into pie baking, mistakenly throws an earbud in the trash, can't stop laughing at an Ace of Base song from 1992, gets a new coffee machine, and sings the first verse of a Momus song. Also, we listen to a clip of British people being asked if they'd move to America. On Rachel's Chart Chat,  Rachel from Des Moines delivers a casual Canadian-influenced checkin. Follow Rachel on Last...

Our guests are Zach Woliner and Tavie Phillips! Andy speaks with Tavie and Zach about their podcast, Zach & Tavie's Marvelous Adventure. Find all the episodes here . On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines gives us the 2nd half of her reading and attempting to live fact-check the Progressive Rock chapter of "I Wanna Be Sedated" by Dellio & Woods. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here .

Andy has fun with the soundboard, sings a Yeah Yeah Yeahs song, feels bad for Braxton Keith, and theorizes that the reason Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce got engaged the week before PATE's 400th episode is because they're fans of the show. On Rachel's Chart Chat,  Rachel from Des Moines reads and attempts to live fact-check the Progressive Rock chapter of "I Wanna Be Sedated" by Dellio & Woods. Fol...

It's been five years since we spoke with the chameleonic, genre-hopping musical wunderkind Unkle Funkle (Christopher Uehlein). Andy talks with Unkle Funkle about his life and times since 2020 and his new double album, Portrait of my Penis. Stream Portrait of my Penis on your favorite platform or listen to and purchase it via Bandcamp here (NSFW). You can find the promotional photos for Portrait of...

Andy talks about attending a wedding and a Black Keys concert, then he discovers a Yeah Yeah Yeahs sample on a Miami bass dance song from 2003. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines ' BFF Jill takes the U2 and R.E.M. Top 5 Challenge. Play along at home! You can find a playlist for this series here . Follow Rachel on Last.fm here . 

Our guests are Leah Gage and Dave Lesser from the art punk band BRNDA! Andy speaks with Dave and Leah about their new album, Total Pain. Preorder Total Pain at BRNDA's Bandcamp page here . You can find all things BRNDA at their website here . Thank you, Crafted Sounds ! On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines delivers part 3 of her talk with her BFF Jill about U2 and R.E.M. You can find a p...

Our guests are Alicia and Jed from the band Jeanines! Andy talks with Jeanines about their recent UK tour, indie pop, and their excellent new album, How Long Can It Last. Listen to and purchase Jeanines' music at their Bandcamp site here . Follow Jeanines on Facebook here . Thank you,  Slumberland Records and Skep Wax Records . On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines delivers part 2 of her...

Andy debuts a soundboard, eulogizes Ozzy Osbourne, and thinks the new Hives song sounds a lot like an old Cure song. Also, Mr. Met falls off the stage at a Lumineers concert and Happy Gilmore 2 had a lot of cameos. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines kicks off a new series: talking with her BFF Jill about U2 and R.E.M. First up: their achievements on the US Hot 100. You can find a playl...