Penn's Sunday School

Trying to connect with your children, dodging a mountain lion, & why every dad should own a wetsuit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How doorstops save lives, G. Gordon Liddy, & Dr. Stockdale's crispy bacon. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cheating pronoun confusion, reading all of Tarbell, & "an ocean" vs. "a notion." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Retiring at age 7, Teller's notes, & workplace nudity. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The soundtrack of stream of consciousness, a secret verse, & the model lifestyle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Rachel Ray fantasy, fish licorice, & how to grow a race car driver. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Logic's Supermarket , Marilu Henner's eidetic memory, & Eyesmouth-Wrongway. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The easiest path to merit badges, the easiest path to reopening the Penn & Teller show, & we debate which of our custom Sideshow Gelatos is the best. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Improving on roundabouts, the crew plots Penn's next bloodshed, & why Teller's office looks like Rip Taylor's act. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why 2nd degree murder should have tougher sentencing than 1st degree, Penn celebrates his 65th birthday, & we've all found vaccine in the metaphorical Russian bread lines.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Z bakes birthday cake, Nomadland, & the finer things:  cigars, omakase, boating, & Amanda Seyfried. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The end of polite conversation, the end of magic, & a love/hate relationship with paint. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Advice about late diagnosis of autism, illusions aren't for fat guys, & the writing hazards of Penn, Teller, & Goudeau. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fear of horror, the doctor killer, & the search for shots. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A replica Eiffel Tower for the home, struggling with gender pronouns, & Sean Penn's most cherished possession. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Electric unicycles, trying to like Postum, & we conceive Penn's drug cult. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Viagra ties, ethical fishing, & positive thoughts about scams. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Penn teaches Moxie how to drive, makes Emily scream, & is mistaken for a large Mexican man. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why Piff the Magic Dragon drives alone, why he's single-handedly responsible for the pandemic, & how he sells 15 (or fewer) seats for the price of one. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How to decorate a cake, morning radio nightmares, & Piff the Magic Dragon tells us what it's like to do live shows during the end of the world. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Goudeau doesn't crack an egg & doesn't discover a dead body, Penn doesn't attend the actual inauguration & doesn't drink with his kids, & Reddi doesn't make deceptive YouTube titles. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How much fat would an eardrum lose if an eardrum could lose fat, Mar-a-Lago kitsch, & a congregation member tells Penn to go to the doctor, so he does. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tell me what was in the box, clown college hoodies, & how to give Penn homework. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Penn's bike wreck, unqualified labor, & we say goodbye to Siegfried Fischbacher, David Roth, Sheldon Adelson, & Phil Spector. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The first socially distanced episode of Penn & Teller Fool Us! airs, ten year-olds can now write magic for P&T, & why we don't eat our friends' eggs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.