Pendejo Time

Jake's out of town so I had to work a little magic. Tune in next week for some special guests! Check us out on YT, IG, Twitter etc and go to Drunk Uncle's shows while they're on tour. This episode sponsored by MyBookie. https://www.mybookie.ag/ Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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Patrick Eady and Jamal Rahal are comedians from Houston, Texas. They have a weekly show "The Dirty Show" at Secret Group, a comedy club on the East Side of Houston. Check out the video episode here  https://youtu.be/XreBMHf3hpE Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Our very good friend, discord moderator, TMZ reporter, and 6'3 Hunk John aka PLANKFAN joined us for a new video episode. Check that out here:  https://youtu.be/xKve6F_RPsU Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This place smells like ass. And you know I love a good dump.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

I am interested in your Doo Doo Machine  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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Please welcome the newest country music starlet straight from the rolling hills of Appalachia, the one the only Boobies Countries  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

our friend Derek joins us on this episode to chat AI and our perfect AI dreams  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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we listened and learned. no more songs.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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Thats the sound of a pig bitch  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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roll to avoid the jiggly book. you have rolled a 13. Dungeon Master Thomas informs you that you have to kiss the jiggly book  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

im dreaming of a white fish sauce  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

be safe  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

were growing up now  we're getting out of this town  im 44 wow  and I still text you meow :3 Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

you were my one and only  now I sit here by my lonely  because you sucked the pizza guy  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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