Pendejo Time

check it and see  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

total black square in my mind. no idea what we talked about. enjoy Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

homie where u stayin? in it  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

dave portnoy if youre reading this hey big guy im ready to be on the network. were just two fun loving gay auctioneers from texas who love football and lifted trucks. 50 million dollars or I will come to your house and shit in your bed so badly it will need to be burned.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-...

zoom latency was so good on this one that at several points me and thomas were having different conversations.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Winter storms 30 days of rain and more coming down the pipe god hates Texas but in times of trouble pendejos persevere out of spite out of a desire to see if one day we can do a live show in cleveland and or get a fucked up truck with 500000 miles on it Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

thomas karate Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

sometimes folks you show up to bat and its not just that you strike out, you shit yourself so bad that your uniform has to be burned and your parents leave the game and drive immediately to a divorce lawyer. this is one of those times.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

ok bye bye now goodbye!!!!! bye bye for me to you bye bye adios byue bye now goodbye!!!! i go to heaven now i get hit by peterbilt bye  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

If I dont get a fucking job soon I am going to kill myself. This is Jake speaking. Thomas has a job and 1 million dollars. All i have is this broke pecker and these little nuts. And a Nissan Altima. Actually the bank owns that. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

sorry officer I wasnt swerving I was vibing. cool pistol check mine out. heaven here I come.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Civil War 2. Pick a side soldier or face the wall.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Felix Biedermen joins us to talk pills, preworkout, brazilian jiujitsu, and diarrhea. I was clipping on this one don't yell at me.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

something about physiques at the end. enjoy  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Well we tried to do an in person episode but Thomas' mic picked me up and the room echo just got screwy so if you can bear to listen to it, it is free to a good home.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Thomas the Tankie Engine. Josip Bros Joegan. Yeah whatever motherfucker just download the fucking thing. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Wide hips, bad knees. Can't lose.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Inside the Mind of Thomas Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Bad Joints and Big Pun Trivia. What a great episode.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

cmon get down with the chickness. bird chat.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

3 Colt 45 Straight to the fucking. Straight to the Brain Stem. Forget your name. Forget it all. But I remember. I remember everything.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Here comes Thomas, hopped up on Bang Energy Drink and Puff Bars. On the hunt for wide receivers. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listen Darlin' I got a Tundra with heated seats and a thermos with some beam in it. I  can take you away from here. It don't gotta be like this. My dad was a Minor League player honey. We got some money put away.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Come on down to ITT Tech. Opportunity is just round the bend.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

I forget what we talked about on this one, I really want a 6.0 GTO. 2008. Thomas wants a truck. It is the things that make the man, not the accomplishments or dumb shit like that.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .