Paws & Clause

Sparrowheart: Warriors series be normal about moms challenge. Skystripe: Challenge failed. A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find other great shows on the network at The Worst Garbage . Find us on the internet: https://twitter.com/PawsandClause https://pawsclausepod.tumblr.com/ https://bsky.app/profile/pawsandclause.bsky.soci...

Sparrowheart: Dream Horseplace blunt rotation? Skystripe: Ravenpaw's on there for sure. Sparrowheart: Brackenfur. Skystripe: Of course. A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find other great shows on the network at The Worst Garbage . Find us on the internet: https://twitter.com/PawsandClause https://pawsclausepod.tumblr.com/ htt...

Skystripe: I'm not gonna get into it again- Sparrowheart: No no, let's get into it again. Skystripe: Sorry listeners, we're getting into it again. Let's talk about the treatment of women. A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find other great shows on the network at The Worst Garbage . Find us on the internet: https://twitter.com...

Skystripe: I think I might miss talking about Spottedleaf... Sparrowheart: You've got to be kidding me right now. A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find other great shows on the network at The Worst Garbage . Find us on the internet: https://twitter.com/PawsandClause https://pawsclausepod.tumblr.com/ https://bsky.app/profile/...

Skystripe: This book has all the hits! Mapleshade: check. Sol: check. SkyClan mention: check. Sparrowheart: Hollyleaf: extreme check! Skystripe: Exactly! I'm a fan and I'm being serviced. A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find other great shows on the network at The Worst Garbage . Find us on the internet: https://twitter.com...

Skystripe: Sparrowheart! It's been so long! Sparrowheart: Yeah, it's been a rough one lately. Skystripe: Tell me about it. Sparrowheart: And to top it all off, we have just. The most atrocious StarClan L to date to discuss... A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find other great shows on the network at The Worst Garbage . Find u...

Skystripe: This episode has everything: dramatic irony... Sparrowheart: Mapleshade... Skystripe: Spooky visions... Sparrowheart: Discussions of male genitalia.... A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find other great shows on the network at The Worst Garbage . Find us on the internet: https://twitter.com/PawsandClause https://pa...

Sparrowheart: We get gay in this one! Skystripe: We're gay in every episode though- Sparrowheart: But we get really gay in this one. Skystripe: What if we were cats on a barn... and we were both boys... Sparrowheart: And we kissed? haha unless... A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find other great shows on the network at The W...

Skystripe: NOT CLICKBAIT - Jay x Stick is broken up? Sparrowheart: #jaystickisoverparty Skystripe: Can't believe my OTP is shattered like this... A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find other great shows on the network at The Worst Garbage . Find us on the internet: https://twitter.com/PawsandClause https://pawsclausepod.tumbl...

Sparrowheart: Welcome, listeners, to Dog Court, where we judge these dogs' crimes before the law. Skystripe: Thank you, Your Honor. I'm here today representing the cats of Twolegplace, who claim that the proper legal action has not been taken regarding the stray dogs harassing them and their neighbors. Sparrowheart: Well, luckily for you, there's new legislation that directly pins the legal blame...

Skystripe: I think I deserve a lot of credit on this episode. Sparrowheart: Oh yeah? How so? Skystripe: I didn't make any unsavory jokes about Jaypaw "entering" or "coming into" Jay's Wing's body. Sparrowheart: I wish I had a squirt bottle to spray you with. A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find other great shows on the netw...

Skystripe: You know, I thought about making another Twilight joke. Sparrowheart: And why didn't you? Skystripe: Well, if there was a third Warriors book with the same title as a Twilight book, then I probably would have. Sparrowheart: Ah, I see. Not as funny if you just do it twice. A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find othe...

Skystripe: I feel like a book like this just... Sparrowheart: We're making the most of it. Skystripe: We are! Let's just think about peepaw. Sparrowheart: He's back! A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find us on the internet: https://twitter.com/PawsandClause https://pawsclausepod.tumblr.com/ https://bsky.app/profile/pawsandcl...

Sparrowheart: This arc really lets the cats get messy. Skystripe: And if there's one thing we love... Sparrowheart: ...It's MESS! A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find us on the internet: https://twitter.com/PawsandClause https://pawsclausepod.tumblr.com/ https://bsky.app/profile/pawsandclause.bsky.social https://discord.gg/...

Skystripe: Vineboom could theoretically be a warrior cat name. Sparrowheart: Oh no, we can't go down this road right now. Skystripe: Just Jaypaw's nosy ass but turned up to ten. Sparrowheart: Insufferable. A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find us on the internet: https://twitter.com/PawsandClause https://pawsclausepod.tumblr...

Skystripe: I'm so excited for the next season! Sparrowheart: Shouldn't we focus on this episode instead? Skystripe: I mean, sure, but this episode is exactly  why I'm so excited! Sparrowheart: ...Explain. Skystripe: Dramatic irony is my absolute favorite literary device! A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find us on the intern...

Skystripe: And now introducing, ThunderClan's most eligible bachelor... Graystripe! Sparrowheart: She-cats, this guy has it all! Destiny, adventure, vows, trauma... Skystripe: A vaguely homoerotic relationship with his best friend.... Sparrowheart: What's not to love? A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find us on the internet:...

Sparrowheart: Pour one out for Hawkfrost...An impeccable villain. Gone but not forgotten. Skystripe: Well...Not really gone, either. Sparrowheart: Oh, you mean how his spirit walks in the Dark Forest as we speak, plotting his continued crusade for power? Skystripe: Yes. That. You don't seem that concerned... Sparrowheart: Eh...What's the worst that could happen? A show about Warrior Cats, hosted b...

Skystripe: Fuckboy Ashfur is such a fun version of Ashfur. Sparrowheart: So messy. Skystripe: And as evidenced by the fact that we are on the fourth season of this... we do love mess. A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find other great shows on the network at The Worst Garbage . Find us on the internet: https://twitter.com/Paw...

Skystripe: I think we get funnier as things get more off the rails in these books. Sparrowheart: You think so? Skystripe: I mean, you do mention "kin lists" today. Sparrowheart; That was a slip of the tongue! A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find other great shows on the network at The Worst Garbage . Find us on the internet...

Skystripe: I'm no geologist, but I've seen rocks before. Sparrowheart: Yep. And I've seen cats before. Skystripe: Huge if true. I need the dimensions for my 1 to 1 scale recreation of the forest territories. A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find us on the internet: https://twitter.com/PawsandClause https://pawsclausepod.tumb...

Skystripe: StarClan will say they were really good friends. Sparrowheart: The best of friends even. Skystripe: Bosom buddies. Sparrowheart: Gal pals. Skystripe: Lesbians, even. FURTHER READING: Warrior Cats and Anti-Indigenous Writing: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nnCCD4TfR-5MZie9hQgpDfEE4mYpCtjNXQpD9VqOkxs/mobilebasic A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski,...

Skystripe: Whew, now that our prophecy is out of the way, we finally have some time to just... chill. Sparrowheart: Wait, Skystripe, didn't you hear? Skystripe: Hear what? Sparrowheart: We have a new prophecy! A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find other great shows on the network at The Worst Garbage . Find us on the interne...

Sparrowheart: Even if sometimes we have differing opinions... Skystripe: Like what makes the ideal salad... Sparrowheart: Or Ravenpaw getting a warrior name... Skystripe: There's one thing we can ALWAYS agree on: The cats... Sparrowheart: The cats... Skystripe: Are gay. Sparrowheart: ...Display a distressingly advanced capacity for planning-- oh. Yes. Are gay. That too. A show about Warrior Cats,...

Skystripe: I mean, here's the thing. Are vampire moles really that out of the question for this series? Sparrowheart: At this point in canon, probably. Later, however... Skystripe: Sign my new petition to add vampire moles into Warriors! A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari. Find us on the internet: https://twitter.com/PawsandCla...