Tim Geschwindt

Pattern Play

Sports EN ↓ 30 episodes

Pattern Play is your twice-weekly dose of Premier League chaos, comedy, and analysis. Hosted by Tim Geschwindt and a rotating squad of football-mad contributors – including Linde Sibanda, Chervon Chetty, Jude van Wyk, Matthew Mashiane, Balin Benissan, and Sal Abrahams – we bring you gameweek breakdowns, Fantasy Premier League rants, headlines worth debating, previews worth arguing over, and games worth losing friends over. From Arsenal meltdowns to United delusions, Chelsea chaos to Liverpool false dawns, Pattern Play is your go-to football fix that’s fun, structured, and accessible – whether...

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Tim Geschwindt

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Episode 4 - Liverpool Emotion, City Explosion 19.08.2025 57:15

In this lively episode, host Tim is joined by Chervon, Jude, and new host Mash for a passionate roundtable on the opening week of the Premier League. The crew delivers their hottest takes, debates controversial moments, and reviews the weekend’s biggest matches, including Arsenal vs. Manchester United, City’s statement win, and Liverpool’s emotional rollercoaster. The episode also features the “St...

Episode 3 - Season Preview 15.08.2025 1:23:06

🎙️ Pattern Play Podcast – Episode 3: Season Preview Get ready for a jam-packed season preview! The crew welcomes new hosts, dishes out bold hot takes, and debates the fate of the Premier League’s biggest clubs. From Manchester United optimism to Chelsea’s title hopes, and Arsenal’s pressure to Liverpool’s big changes—no stone is left unturned. Plus, don’t miss the “Game of the Week” and our FPL le...

Episode 2 - Boom boom Mateta in the room 12.08.2025 1:00:20

In episode two, we discuss the Community Shield win for Crystal Palace over Liverpool, and dive into the debate. 01:44 Community Shield Review: Liverpool vs Crystal Palace 02:55 Analyzing Crystal Palace's Tactics 12:53 Debating the Handball Controversy 24:00 Chelsea looking good vs Milan 33:53 Baleba and Man Utd 36:08 Arsenal victory over Athletic Club 39:09 Rating the biggest transfers of th...

Episode 1 - Kick off! 09.08.2025 57:43

It's kick off! In the first episode we discuss the upcoming Community Shield match up between Palace and Liverpool, have an early look at our FPL teams and introduce the Pattern Play FPL prize league, and play a game of the week. Join us for the first of many Pattern Plays!! Liked todays episode? Feel free to drop a comment and share wide with the football community. Listen to the pod on your...

Episode 0 - Welcome to Pattern Play 04.08.2025 0:33

Welcome to Pattern Play! Pattern Play is your twice-weekly hit of Premier League drama, laughs, and proper football talk. Hosted by Tim Geschwindt and a rotating squad of comedians, tacticians, and die-hard fans from Jozi to London, we break down the gameweeks, rage over FPL, unpack the headlines, preview the clashes, and play games that get a little too spicy. New episodes every Tuesday and Frid...