Pathetic and Poetic

Place all of your emotion and intention into this card pull. OoooohhHH you pulled, the One of Pathetics and the One of Poetics. I see a new season of P&P in your future. Welcome back everyone! Our unintentional break is over and Nat and Cory are back with more jokes, accents, stories and nonsense….and a little bit of poetry. We talk shaken ass and sold glass, time traveling, and halloween cost...

Do you want to be a real poet? Well, you'll need to prove that you're truthful, unselfish and too pathetic to function. Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic for another week of heated rants about Pinocchio,  how to spend all your money, and more. This week, Nat and Cory write poems about where the light lives.

Will Cory's ever not be sick? Will Natalie ever settle in one state? Find out this week on a brand new episode of Pathetic and Poetic! This week, we dive into Cory's sinus and Natalies suit case as they chat about their lives, lewd pictures, Natalie's infinite knowledge about disaster film directors and so much more. This week the pair read their cleanest poems their written.

We decided that were changing our mission and podcast to focus exclusively on Sam Elliot Impressions so buckle up for another whirlwind episode of Pathetic and Poetic. This week, we catch up with Natalie and Cory coming off of exciting weeks. They chat about musical laughter, gorgeous mustaches and Cory tries and fails to not turn everything Natalie says, into a reference. This week they write ope...

Even on vacation the poetry is still pathetic and the antics still have some rhymes. Welcome to Pathetic and Poetic, hosted by the always Natalie and constant Cory. This week they write poems based the opening lines to their favorite books. When’s the last time you read as an adult? Me too!!!

Chaos, Introspection, and 4 collective hours of sleep. These ingredients mix together to bring you Pathetic and Poetic! This week Nat and Cory just right into the insanity with stories on over stimulation, shopping for you body and gender identity, the illiteracy over everyones favorite Glee star, and chaffing. Buckle up, grab your pens, and get ready for two and a half poems inspired by randomly...

IT IS I….PATHETIC AND POETIC!! And welcome back to another dramatic villain monologue by two people who can barely remember their squeaky chairs. We’re Natalie and Cory and this week on P&P, we chat about the struggles of walking several miles in high heels, immersive theater shows, and wonder if this could become a wilderness podcast. The answer will (not) surprise you.  This episode, we writ...

Do you every say something too close to home that you can't help but laugh and then die a little on the inside? Well WE DO! All the time! And this is Pathetic and Poetic, starring Natalie and Cory. Chaos kicks off quick with talks about the Tonys, the new Brittany Spears musical, fable confusion, depression disinfectant, and as always, sung phrases that could have been spoken.  This week Nat...

Everyone has had a gross roommate and if you haven’t….Thats okay! Pathetic and Poetic has all of the stories so you can live vicariously through us. Nat and Cory swap horror stories about bugs, about animals, about lack of soap, and the abundance of filth. Did they survive? Are they still trapped? When will they learn from their repeated mistakes? Why am I asking you all these questions? This week...

Are you gluten free? Are you lactose intolerant?  I guess you should skip this one because Natalie and Cory talk about nothing but breads and cheese on this episode of Pathetic and Poetic. These two cheesy carbs talk about rearranging lives and apartments, describing shapes on a podcast, and the human embodiment of ick. They write poems inspired by the song ‘Peach Scone’ by Hobo Johnson. Enjoy you...

Anyone want a ‘poetry hug?’ And none of that ass out-leave room for the lord stuff! Pathetic and Poetic always does poetry hugs until ya head pops off. So get ready! This week Nat and Cory welcome their first guest everrrrr……Greg Torbeck! These three poets talk about moving to new cities and states, finding comfort in the new, being published, keeping bees, and everything else in between. This wee...

Knock Knock. Who’s there? A DELIVERy! From Who? Why, it’s Natalie and Cory of course and we’re here with another offering of Pathetic and Poetic for ya. Please sign here. This package has everything from loud high pitched singing, to birth control woes, celebrations, tiny distractions, misunderstandings, mmmuuuuurderrrr….well not murder, but the rest is in there and more! This week, Cory and Nat w...

What are you laughing at? Must be Pathetic and Poetic. And by ‘at,’ I mean ‘with.’ Because you’re obviously laughing ‘with’ us and not ‘at’ us…. Obviously. Natalie and Cory catch up on their busy and allergenic lives, touch on the brilliance of understudies, how to start therapy again, what life would be like as an appetizer and soooo much more. This week they write poems inspired by Near Misses b...

Wake up, roll out of bed, and write complex emotional angst heart poetry. Welcome to Pathetic and Poetic light sleepers and heavy snorers. This week, Natalie and Cory start bright and early and immediately talk about different kinds of car sleeps and animal classifications of gay men. As they stretch themselves awake, they ask the question ‘why won’t you date me?’ Why? Why won’t you? Yes…you speci...

Podcast be with you - and also with you, this is Pathetic and Poetic. We're the only podcast to take the lords name in vain, but don't get snotty. If you've got tissue with us, then just give a flu of our podcasts a listen, and you'll clear right up. Symptoms may include making old people noises, fighting over wall decorations, realizing that life is just a collection of moment...

The 90s are back babyeee and so are we. Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic! Do you like whale tails? Have you ever dated someone with your name so you never called out the wrong name in bed? Has a sewer alligator ever crawled out of your toilet? Have you ever forgotten the words to the Etta James ballad ‘Stormy Weather?’ Well Natalie and Cory have and do and might and maybe not. But you’re not go...

And the Gold Metal goes to....someone else, because this is Pathetic and Poetic. But everyone knows you miss 100% of the podcasts you don't listen to. So if you're reading this, then you're half way there. This week, Natalie and Cory dive into their biggest fear, being in the witness protection program as artists. Would we still podcast from hiding? I fear I've already said too...

Do you like the word ‘Chunky?’ Welcome to Pathetic and Poetic. We are your guides to all things pathetic and some things poetic and sometimes those things overlap. Today we meet Cory and Natalie making toddler noises to each other, getting interrupted by the entire Schaffer family, we get a quick lesson in animation and what it's like traveling with someone else who has kids. This week, they...

Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic - where we throw out that concept immediately and write prose? Prose? PROSEEE?? We’re as confused as you are. So sit back, throw away your rhyming dictionary, and enjoy the drastic change in format. 

The week’s hottest podcast is Pathetic and Poetic. Located on Spotify and maybe other places, this podcast has everything! Broken water bottles and broken hearts. Talking about things that we don’t talk about. Our dream funerals. The secret sexual affair of Thomas Jefferson and John Adams. Frequently used words the other person never knew the meaning to. Eggflation. Nat and Cory write not one, not...

Is Spring here? Probably not, but Pathetic and Poetic sure is. So open your windows wide and wrap yourself in three layers of clothing and nondiegetic sounds. This week, we find our pathetic poets discussing street noises, childhood games that were basically just excuses to rub against one another, bullying, audition sweats, the detailed history of tiger balm and elderly hedge witches. However, af...

Do you like bits? Voices? Accents from all over the world done incredibly poorly and incredibly confidently? Well get ready, cause you’ve never heard Pathetic and Poetic like this! Due to late night delirium, we meet our podcast host in the midst of a joint Southwestern delusion. Natalie introduces her midnight alter ego, Sassha the Gremlin, and Cory does a voice so frightening that Natalie threat...

Welcome to the 15th Episode of Pathetic and Poetic ever! Cory starts off real pathetic talking about anxiety and depression symptoms and it only goes downhill from there. Nat and Cory talk about auditioning over video, doing live performances, creative mind blocks, expecting success and anticipating failure, and running away from your own reality. This week, Natalie and Cory create a whole new poe...

Can you roll a ‘poetic’ check for me, because you’re back in the one shot of Pathetic and Poetic and you know it's always a natural 20 here baybeee. On today’s episode, Natalie struggles with toy trucks and Cory takes all the magic out of magic. They chat about the rise and rise of Logan Lerman, fucking midi-chlorian man, into the woods and out of the woods, and as always, dragons and their d...

Blood relatives, maybe skip this one. Everyone else, crack open a drink and drop your top because this is Pathetic and Poetic. Natalie and Cory start with a sexy beer and delve into their weeks surrounded by nudity. They discuss the plays Take Me Out and AfterGlow, as well as the development of gay culture, nudity in art, theater, music videos, photoshoots….it's a very nude episode so buckle...