Patch Notes 3.0

Comedy EN ↓ 29 episodes

Patch Notes 3.0 is a podcast where three friends — Roberto Conner, Miguel Duran, and Sergio Garcia — get together to unpack life’s weirdest updates. Whether it’s bizarre stories, absurd debates, or completely unqualified hot takes, every episode is a chaotic patch of conversation, laughter, and the occasional existential crisis.

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Welcome to the Jungle... or Desert... or Tundra 27.04.2025 1:12:15

In this episode, chaos reigns from the very start as we somehow spiral from book reviews to video games to the questionable logistics of sperm racing — and that's before we even get to the main event. The challenge? Miguel serves as host, as Robert and Sergio are dropped into a random biome and have to pick three items to survive for eight brutal months. Jungle, tundra, desert — no place is sa...

The Panel Knows Nothing 22.04.2025 39:33

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0 , things get a little… theoretical . Robert takes hot seat as the Grand Inquisitor of Conspiracies™, quizzing the panel, Miguel & Sergio with strange clues and cryptic questions about some of the wildest conspiracy theories out there. From suspicious landmarks to possibly feathered spies, our co-hosts must guess what theory is being hinted at—all while spiral...

Zombies, Robots, and Rain? 14.04.2025 1:05:52

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0 , we test our very limited survival instincts against the most dramatic doomsday scenarios we could think of — zombies, robot uprisings, wastelands, and you guessed it... rain.

Pro in the Unlikely 11.04.2025 52:47

In this debut episode of Patch Notes 3.0 , we dive into the world of untraditional sports—those quirky, off-the-beaten-path games we think we could totally go pro in.