Parking Lot: The Podcast

If you're like the louder portion of the internet, you've been waiting for Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness because it's been hyped up to be essentially the MCU's Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. You've been waiting for them to finally open the multiverse and allow the mutants, and Inhumans, and Fantastic Four, and Mephisto into the main series of movies! And now you're disappoint...

Here we are, once again picking on the Fantastic Beasts franchise. We went over some of our thoughts on the first two films in one of our earlier episodes from Season 1 but now that the third (and final?) movie is out we thought it was time to give it a proper episode. In the first third of this episode, we go over the first two entries into the series and our thoughts on them before Kevin takes u...

When you walk away, you don't hear me say "PLEEEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!"  This week's episode is a real doozy. Today we try our best at unraveling the mystery that is the storyline behind the Kingdom Hearts series! The two of us have very different experiences with the series but I think anyone who knows the games should agree that the story is... something. Put on your Mickey Mouse ears and grab...

Now that we've covered the most exciting superhero movie of the year (Morbius), we can move on to the more conventional, boring super hero movies like The Batman. If you had Nirvana, Michael Bay Transformers villains, convoluted Spanish riddles, Cat Woman daddy issues, and an army of incels on your The Batman Bingo sheet then you're in luck! Join us as we discuss the ups and downs of the latest bi...

A new era has begun. In the 2000's, we were graced with HULK. The 2010's brought us FANT4STICK. And now, the 2020's have given birth to Morbius! Sony's latest attempt to feast upon the crumbs left over from the success of the MCU sees Jared Leto once again giving us an abysmal superhero movie experience. What the Joker and Suicide Squad were to DC, Jared Leto's Morbius is to Sony's Marvel. This ep...

We're back again with another theme park episode! Just like always, we wrongly believed we could get through more stuff than we actually did and we the three hour mark approaching we decided to just focus on one park per episode. So for tonight, we treat you to our thoughts, experiences, and our inside jokes about Universal Studios Orlando. We'll eventually get through to more theme parks but the...

This is Parking Lot the Podcast and we're back at it again! Tonight we finish up our episode on the Jackass franchise, this time focusing on Jackass 3D and Jackass Forever. We go through some of our favorite stunts, talk about changes to the cast over the years, and our thoughts on the new members of the Jackass team introduced in Jackass Forever. We hope you enjoy!   As always, follow us on Twitt...

Despite today's extra misleading title, we are in fact doing an episode on the Jackass movies! In honor of the recent release of Jackass Forever, we re-watched the series and sat down to talk about our thoughts on the ridiculous group of friends that make up the cast as well as our thoughts on multiple skits they do throughout the series. We wanted to keep the episode short and we ended up ramblin...

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" Think back on your Super Smash Bros. days and that "Hi" should make it very apparent who we're talking about today! That's right, its everyone's favorite big pink ball (sorry Jigglypuff). In this episode we go over the history of the Kirby franchise and some of our favorite installments. Kirby is just such a loveable character, as long as he's not just spamming his Down+B.....

If there's one thing we're experts on, its parking lots and today we've got a real doozy to tell you about. This is the first episode in a series of episodes we're going to spend talking about various theme parks and of course there's no better way to start it than talking about Walt Disney World. Listen in as we discuss the horrifying tales of our escape attempts from the park as it begins to clo...

IT'S A TRAP! No, this is a podcast. And tonight, we're wrapping up the Star Wars Original Trilogy by covering Return of the Jedi! We've got Max Reebo, metal bikinis, Ewoks, and an epic conclusion to the classic incest storyline you've all been waiting for!    As always, follow us on Twitter @ParkingLotCast to stay up to date, interact with us, and check out our episode artwork. You can listen to a...

It's the year 2001 and you're up past your bed time. You've finished watching Futurama and Family Guy and you're about to turn off Adult Swim when suddenly you're blasted with funky jazz. This looks like one of those Chinese cartoons that people warned you about. You've watched Pokemon and Dragonball Z but this is something different. You reach for the remote to turn the channel but its too late,...

Join us again in a galaxy far, far away! Tonight brings us to our second stop in the Original Star Wars Trilogy, (EVERYONE'S FAVORITE) Empire Strikes Back! Be warned though, this movie does have a well guarded secret twist to it and we do have spoilers in this episode so watch out. Punch it, Chewie!!   As always, follow us on Twitter @ParkingLotCast to stay up to date, interact with us, and check...

Imagine a show that makes incredibly talented and likeable actors into the most unwatchable, unlikeable creatures you've ever experienced. If you like the sound of watching that for 6 hours, you're in luck! This week we're talking about the critically acclaimed HBO series, White Lotus! We know we're totally the first people to talk about this since we're getting this episode out so fast... Well ma...

BAAAAAAAA Buhduhduh buhduhduhduhduhDUHduhduhduhduhduhDUHduh! Ya that's our best attempt at spelling out the intro music for the Star Wars title crawl. And obviously we're doing that because we finally came back around to doing Star Wars movies! We're doing the Original Trilogy now since we THOROUGHLY covered the Prequels last year and we're taking it a little easier on ourselves. For these three,...

Hey now! It's finally time for us to take on the Shrek movies! We sat down and watched our way through the four movies in the forever meme-able Shrek series and did our best to keep our sanity. We talk about highlights and criticisms as well as give our overall rating for each movie in the series. Sadly, we could not get Smash Mouth to do our theme song for this episode but we hope you enjoy it an...

You take the blue pill - the podcast ends, you wake up in your bed and subscribe to whatever you want to listen to. You take the red pill - you stay in the Parking Lot, and we show you how deep our rabbit holes go. Remember: all we're offering is our biased opinions. Nothing more. Follow us on our journey through the Matrix movies! From its debut in 1999 all the way to the fourth entry in the fran...

Well, we weren't sure if we'd get this far but we did it. A whole year under our belts. In this episode, we take a look back at our show so far and discuss things we liked, things we didn't like, things that we did, and things we plan to do in the future. This episode may not appeal to many but we felt it was a good way for us to look back and reflect before moving forward with the show. Most of a...

It's that time of year everybody! Of course we had to do a holiday episode filled with love and cheer, so we picked the 2006 Christmas movie, Deck the Halls starring Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito! A timeless classic to be enjoyed with the whole family, just like this podcast! Join us as we take you through our thought process while watching this festive dumpster fire of a movie. Happy Holiday...

Our favorite wall-crawling, web-slinging, hyphen-using superhero is back! That's right, we're here to talk about the latest Spider-Man movie!  We've been waiting on the edge of our spandex for Spider-Man: No Way Home to hit theaters and now that it has, we're coming to you with a big spoilerific review of the movie! Seriously, if you're even partially interested in this movie and care about spoile...

Where did he come from? Where did he go??? Find out, TONIGHT! If our first attempt at creating a movie wasn't horrifying enough for you, you're in for a real treat! Tonight, we're walking you through EXACTLY what a Hollywood screenwriter's room sounds like as we create The Legend of Cotton Eye Joe, a big budget thriller inspired by the song by the Rednex! This is EXACTLY what a real screenwriting...

*WARNING* THE FOLLOWING EPISODE FEATURES LOUD OBNOXIOUS LAUGHING WHICH MAY CAUSE DAMAGE TO THE EARS AND/OR SOUL. LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK* It's time to take a big ol' Klump! Tonight's episode is all about the Nutty Professor and its sequel The Klumps, starring Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy... I'm sure that was a legit joke from the trailers but I'm too afraid to check. Anyway, enjoy the...

Little Goblin Jr. gonna cry? Get your milk and cookies out everybody, because we're swinging in tonight for the original Spider-Man trilogy, directed by Sam Raimi! As long-time fans of the series, we have a lot to say about these movies. They've got their ups and their downs but that's to be expected when your hero is a web slinger right?    As always, follow us on Twitter @ParkingLotCast to stay...

Who you gonna call!? Probably not us, we don't have a working phone and our secretary sucks at his job. Anyway, tonight is our Ghostbusters episode! We talk about the first two 80's movies, the 2016 reboot(?) and Kevin saw Afterlife in theaters so he gives us all his thoughts on the newest entry to the franchise! Hopefully you enjoy!   As always, follow us on Twitter @ParkingLotCast to stay up to...

Listen to this! Tonight's episode takes a departure from our usual critiques and focuses instead on a discussion of some of our favorite movie music composers. We go through the usual Best Of lists like John Williams, Hans Zimmer, and of course James Newton Howard. Everyone could agree that it just wouldn't have been the same Larry Crowne without him. Enjoy the listen!!   As always, follow us on T...