Park Bench Ontology

Our first topic: we talk about the proper disposal of a dead or dying cat, quickly cover the spelling of “grappling hook”, then resume cat disposal methods. Gavin sees Charlie Kaufman’s movie, Synecdoche, New York. Colin Quinn argues that “cool comics” aren’t authentic, and harms the comedy scene. 🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 Webs...

We offer our opinions of the locally notorious Eastgate Square robbery by two dudes – one with a gun, the other with a…hammer? Then we all went down the natural progression of “what if we robbed a store?” If you could live forever, would you want to still be able to have a boner? Robot dicks are covered extensively. “We’re supposed to fuck these things, right?” was said in this podcast. Enjoy. 🎙 P...

Guest comedian Jordan Hoath joins us. We read Manolis’ love poem, and ask him how he’s doing after his recent breakup. We also discuss the recent terrorist attacks in Paris. Bill #Cosby is met with protestors at his Hamilton show. The guys debate over patio anti-smoking laws. #JeSuisCharlie 🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 Website: ht...

Hilarious comedian Megan Pettit (@meganshpettit) joins us while we talk #Cosby. Hamilton mayor Fred Eisenberger says he won’t be going to the #Cosby show, but hopes others make their own decision. Manolis talks about his recent breakup, and we examine the recent surge in popularity of vinyl records. 🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 We...

This week we briefly try to pretend we know anything about the missing AirAsia flight. Dustin Diamond goes crazy and stabs a dude in the arm pit. How old were you when you first watched porn? Marriages are down, porn viewership is up – we examine the connection. The Interview is released and Mayce introduces us to “Henry’s Kitchen.” 🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the wor...

Guest Michael Moses joins as while we talk about Manolis’ new vegetarian diet. We exchange some ridiculous gifts for our half-assed secret Santa. Would you open for Bill Cosby if given the chance? We also talk about “The Interview” and implications of responding to threats from North Korea. Also, Manolis admits to having sex in recreational centres. 🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for t...

🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca 🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized 📷 Instagram: @countgavin 🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com 🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology 📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontology Also, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Subscribe and leave a rev...

🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca 🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized 📷 Instagram: @countgavin 🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com 🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology 📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontology Also, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Subscribe and leave a rev...

🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca 🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized 📷 Instagram: @countgavin 🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com 🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology 📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontology Also, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Subscribe and leave a rev...

Toronto experiences another week of sexual harassment (weird), we talk about diets, the history of jazz and musicians & comedians stealing from others. Yep, we talk about Bill Cosby, and what it takes to be a psychopath. A set of questions might lead you down a path you don’t like. 🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 Website: http://gavi...

We spend some time discussing Manolis’ new relationship sweater, and tells us how he plans to stop watching porn. Is it getting too hard for a man to express interest in another woman, with the increased awareness of catcalling and sexual harassment? Patrick shares his cuckolding fantasies with the world, and the recent Hamilton Yuk Yuks Showcase, that led to Mayce getting promoted. 🎙 Park Bench O...

Parallel universes. Do they exist? We find out through the scientific method. We briefly say a few things about Macaulay Culkin, for some reason. Mayce hits us with the Pope’s top 10 tips to live a better life, and a banker suggests young people should work for free. Also, is there something wrong with the brain of a comedian? 🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗...

🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca 🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized 📷 Instagram: @countgavin 🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com 🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology 📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontology Also, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Subscribe and leave a rev...

This week on the podcast we debate whether centaurs should have the same rights as the average person.   An hour in, we talk #BigEarsTeddy & #JianGhomeshi. 🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca 🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized 📷 Instagram: @countgavin 🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com 🎵 TikTo...

🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca 🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized 📷 Instagram: @countgavin 🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com 🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology 📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontology Also, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Subscribe and leave a rev...

🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca 🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized 📷 Instagram: @countgavin 🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com 🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology 📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontology Also, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Subscribe and leave a rev...

🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca 🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized 📷 Instagram: @countgavin 🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com 🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology 📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontology Also, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Subscribe and leave a rev...

Episode 82: This week, 32 year comedy legend and veteran Stan Thomson joins us & tells us what’s changed in the comedy biz over the years, and we find out how he got the nickname Popcan Stan. Jordan accidentally donates to a pro-life organization, but gets revenge. All this and more… Remember to subscribe rate and comment on iTunes. 🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the wor...

🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca 🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized 📷 Instagram: @countgavin 🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com 🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology 📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontology Also, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Subscribe and leave a rev...

🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca 🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized 📷 Instagram: @countgavin 🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com 🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology 📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontology Also, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Subscribe and leave a rev...

🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca 🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized 📷 Instagram: @countgavin 🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com 🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology 📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontology Also, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Subscribe and leave a rev...

🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca 🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized 📷 Instagram: @countgavin 🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com 🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology 📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontology Also, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Subscribe and leave a rev...

🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca 🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized 📷 Instagram: @countgavin 🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com 🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology 📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontology Also, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Subscribe and leave a rev...

🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca 🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized 📷 Instagram: @countgavin 🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com 🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology 📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontology Also, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Subscribe and leave a rev...

This week on Girls Night Out Hezekiah Wolfowitz joins us, to talk about his time in seminary school, the tragic shooting of Michael Brown Jr. and subsequent protests happening in Ferguson. That plus so much more. Remember you can subscribe, rate and comment on ITunes. 🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca...