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The Cowboys beat the Giants and Daniel Jones has the funniest internal clock of all time (00:02:10-00:19:41). Aaron Judge stalled at 60 and College Football Talk (00:19:41-00:34:37). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (00:34:37-00:58:11). Derek Jeter joins the show to talk about his career, negotiations with Marlins Man, the time the Post called him Derek Eater, being a crazy competitor and tons more (00:58:11-...

NFL Week 3, we start with fastest 2 minutes from Sunday. Then we recap every game. (00:02:23-00:08:57) Broncos 11, 49ers 10 (00:08:57- 00:17:16) Dolphins 21, Bills 19 (00:17:16-00:32:31) Colts 20, Chiefs 17 (00:32:31-00:41:36) Ravens 37, Patriots 26 (00:41:36-00:54:41) Eagles 24, Commanders 8 (00:54:41 -01:04:19) Vikings 28, Lions 24 (01:04:19-01:10:22) Bears 23, Texans 20 (01:10:22-01:16:33) Tita...

Browns beat the Steelers in an ugly one on Amazon (00:03:13-00:18:30). NFL Week 3 picks and preview plus Fantasy Russel Wilson’s (00:18:45-01:18:47). Texans Coach Lovie Smith joins the show to talk about his team, Davis Mills, his time with the Bears and being on the greatest high school team of all time (01:18:47-01:40:20). Morten Andersen joins the show in studio to talk kicking, The Andersen, H...

The Eagles and Bills looked dominant on Monday Night Football. Kirk Cousins is Kirk Cousins and the Titans might be in trouble (00:02:02-00:24:34). We talk a little College Football (00:24:34-00:37:25). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a major Chess controversy and Bryson DeChambeu gets assaulted by a rope (00:37:25-00:56:14). Our good friend Max Homa joins us fresh off his Fortnite Championship to...

We start with the Fastest 2 minutes. Bears get crushed by the Packers as always and the game finishes as we start the show. (00:02:17-00:08:29) We then recap every game from Sunday (00:08:29-00:16:21) Dolphins 42, Ravens 38 (00:16:21-00:27:44) Jets 31, Browns 30 (00:27:44- 00:41:01) Patriots 17, Steelers 14 (00:41:01-00:50:41) Lions 36, Commanders 27 (00:50:41-01:00:11) Bucs 20, Saints 10 (01:00:1...

Thursday Night Football was awesome and Amazon now owns our lives . Justin Herbert broke all his ribs and came back for the cover and the Chargers remain the Chargers (00:02:10-00:30:21). Weekend preview and picks where we talk about every game on Sunday (00:30:21-01:08:27). Fantasy Lads makes their return for Queen Lizzy (01:08:27-01:15:14). Danny and Lucy Devito join the show in studio to talk a...

Russell Wilson goes back to Seattle to boos and we talk about MNF and Nathaniel Hackett panicking down the stretch (00:02:11-00:18:59). Geno Smith got written off but maybe for good reason (00:18:59-00:23:54). Cleaning up stories from Sunday (00:23:54-00:33:22). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Robert Saleh taking receipts on Jets haters (00:33:22-00:53:15). Ryan Fitzpatrick joins us in studio to ta...

Fastest 2 minutes is back. (00:02:27-00:08:08) We then recap every game from A Wild Sunday Bucs/Cowboys (00:08:40-00:21:56) Patriots/Dolphins (00:21:56-00:35:28) Steelers/Bengals (00:35:28-00:43:19) Commanders/Jaguars (00:43:19-00:55:52) Eagles/Lions (00:55:52-01:05:27) Bears/Niners (01:05:27-01:12:04) Saints/Falcons (01:12:04-01:20:56) Ravens/Jets (01:20:56-01:31:19) Browns/Panthers (01:31:19-01:...

Football is back and the Queen has passed away. Julian Edelman in studio to break down and the NFL kickoff, who he thinks will surprise people this year and tons more (00:01:56-00:45:23). Fantasy Fuccbois makes its return (00:45:23-00:56:56). Before weekend preview and picks we discuss what this year's punishment will be for the last place picker then we talk about all the games coming up for Week...

Hard Knocks finale happened and Dan Campbell's brain almost stopped. We talk about cut day and rate the season in its totality (00:02:09-00:13:34). Little talking tennis (00:13:34:01-00:15:45). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Brian Kelly already under pressure, Mike Tomlin's clerical error and Coach O living his best life (00:15:45-00:34:32). Pete Prisco joins the show to break down the 2022 NFL se...

College Football is all the way back. We recap a crazy 5 days of College Football to kick off the season. UNC/App State, Georgia throttling Oregon and more (00:02:05-00:20:31). Who's back of the week including a deep dive into Brendan Fraser's career plus Harry Styles spit on Chris Pine (00:20:31-00:43:26). Our good friend Tom Fornelli joins the show to recap a crazy Week 1 of College Football, 12...

Russ got paid and College Football is back (00:02:29-00:07:48). Awesome night in sports Wednesday between Trumpets and Serena (00:07:48-00:21:43). Mt Rushmore of worst people on public transportation (00:21:43-00:44:16) . Jerry O’Connell joins the show to break down the team he drafted for us and goes through the whole league on who to draft (00:44:16-01:36:42). We finish with Fyre Fest of the wee...

Hard Knocks Episode 4 is here and we recap what probably happened (00:02:54-00:05:45). The preseason is officially over and cut day has come and gone (00:05:45-00:18:02). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Hillary Duff's diarrhea, Bill Clinton's exchange with Dr Ruth, and talking tennis (00:18:02-00:37:03). Bruce Arians joins us in studio to talk about his retirement from coaching, what it's like to b...

Football is back and Scott Frost continues to be a tremendous idiot (00:02:26-00:08:32). We talk the end of preseason, Aaron Rodgers admitting to more crimes and Aaron Donald fighting the Bengals (00:08:32-00:18:36) . Who's back of the week including Conor McGregor getting head on his boat, Foul Ball Guy, Max Homa and more (00:22:30-00:40:35). Jason McCourty joins us in studio to talk about his ca...

Chet Holmgren is out for the year (00:02:37-00:07:41). We start the show as our last remote show of the summer. Mt Rushmore of things that are cooler in slow motion back in studio almost tears the whole show apart (00:22:14-00:41:20) . Mark Wahlberg joins the show to talk about his new movie Me Time, working out, football and more (00:43:08-01:10:40). We finish the show with Fyre Fest of the week(...

Hard Knocks Episode 3 and we're running out of gas and very ready for real football (00:02:28-00:12:57) . Kevin Durant has decided he will stay in Brooklyn, the team he just signed a 4 year contract with (00:12:57-00:22:42). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including future President Stephen A Smith (00:22:42-00:48:49). Bills Head Coach Sean McDermott joins the show to talk about the Bills upcoming season, Jo...

We’ve completed the final weekend without football until February (00:02:25-00:06:06). We name some NFL Players on new teams to get our brains going (00:06:06-00:17:01). UFC Saturday night was wild (00:17:01-00:26:49) . Who’s back of the week including Josh Rosen and Tom Brady maybe going to the Raiders (00:26:49-00:39:32). Liver King joins us in studio to talk about his lifestyle, try some liver,...

The Big Ten is back and has taken the CBS theme song with the new TV deal (00:02:40-00:05:42). 11 year old kid runs on the field during a White Sox Game and Shohei Ohtani is fulfilling the best Baseball Tweet (00:09:11-00:14:21) . Patrick Reed sues Brandlee Chamblis in an all time lawsuit ( 00:16:46-00:24:56). Mt Rushmore of Precrime (00:24:56-00:55:28). Washington Commanders WR Terry McLaurin joi...

Hard Knocks episode 2 is out and it’s Detroit vs Everybody. We recap the episode and the breakout star Mr Universe John Brown (00:02:21-00:14:35). PFT is back on the DL(00:14:35-00:23:46). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Fernando Tatis Senior and NFL Blitz being back, kind of (00:23:46-00:55:56). Ryen Russillo joins us in studio and we catch up with him after his worldly traveling. Talk Football, N...

Willy Z finally won the big one (bonus time travel of the last hole during Mt Rushmore) (00:02:19-00:03:53). Football is back and we talk some preseason + Fernando Tatis suspended for 80 games (00:03:53-00:20:33). Who’s back of the week including Kentucky Basketball school debate (00:20:33-00:38:58) . Packers Special Teams Coordinator Rich Bisaccia joins the show to talk about being a foxhole guy,...

The boys climbed Everest (equivalent) (00:03:09-00:04:28). Grit week has to come an end and we recap an awesome week in Colorado (00:04:28-00:11:11). Fyre Fest of the week (00:11:11-00:25:13). Broncos Head Coach Nathaniel Hackett joins the show to talk about his incredible path to Denver, Blake Bortles, the key to offense and his love of Star Wars (00:25:13-00:54:30). Denver Airport review (00:55:...

Hard Knocks is back and Dan Campbell is the absolute best. We recap Hard Knocks and talk about Grit Week 3 days in (00;02;55-00;18;42). Kevin Durant wants everyone fired and Roquan Smith notes app’d the Bears (00;18;42-00;29;16) . Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Beth Mowins game being done and Colin Cowherd still pretending to not know who we are (00;29;16-00;52;41). Jake Plummer joins the show liv...

We got him. Aaron Rodgers on the pod. Welcome to Grit Week 2022. The boys are in Colorado dealing with oxygen deprivation and catch up on travels and Pete Rose having himself a day (00;03;33-00;17;29). Who’s back of the week (00;17;29-00;34;15). 4X MVP and possibly one time felon Aaron Rodgers joins the show live from Green Bay, we talk about how he should be in prison, the time he almost quit foo...

Football is back and so is Mark Davis who dominated wings in everyone's face in Canton (00:00:49-00:04:44). We have a fake technical issue and then talk Vin Scully and Billy got dunked on playing pickup basketball (00:04:44-00:25:18). Comedian Stavros Halkias joins the show to break down the 2022 NFL Season based purely on how well the quarterbacks and coaches of each team fuck (00:25:18-01:21:27)...

MLB Trade Deadline happened and Juan Soto is now a Padre after a blockbuster deal (00:03:35-00:19:17). Deshaun Watson was suspended and the Dolphins lost draft picks for tampering (00:19:17-00:37:05). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a deep dive on Batgirl and we introduce our new Producer Max from Philly (00:37:05-01:10:12). Cincinnati Head Coach Luke Fickell joins the show to talk about his incred...