Pardon My American

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The guys discuss the latest media outrage/distortion of a Native American man confronting a teen wearing a MAGA hat. Dave introduces several videos to help reveal what actually happened (links to the video posted below). They end with a round of questions, including: If fear didn’t exist, what would you do? Are we born who we are or do we become who we are through our experiences? “Fake News Sland...

The guys talk about the government shutdown and how Jim Acosta makes the case for the wall being built. They then cover the recent news surrounding justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg (aka The Notorious RBG) and discuss various conspiracies about her health status. Dave and Greg weigh in on viewing their first motocross race and the guys discuss the importance of exposing youth to interactive hobbies. The...

The guys open up the show discussing the ‘Sanctions are Coming’ poster displayed during the Trump cabinet meeting. They dive into the QANON conspiracy and additional conspiracy stories in recent news. Everyone shares their goals for 2019 and they end the show with a round of Questions, including: Would you rather lose all current memories or lose the capability to create new memories? Would scient...

Alex Deetmar Johnson fills in for Chris for the last show of the season and the guys look back on influential stories of 2018. They discuss the increase in Flat-Earthers and talk about plans to interview people with different points of view in 2019. They end the show with a round of Questions, including: 1. If you knew that there was an 80% chance that certain people were going to commit murder, w...

The guys talk about Trump pulling troops out of Syria and the blow back from the mainstream media (on all sides). They get into the GoFundMe page that has raised over $16 million to build the wall and discuss how people should be able to vote where charitable funds are directed. Chris introduces some fascinating Christmas facts that you don’t want to miss! The guys close out the show discussing th...

Alex Deetmar Johnson joins the show! The guys introduce Alex and discuss various wild experiences that they’ve had together. Alex gives Red Dead Redemption a rave review and the guys talk about gaming. They finish the show with a round of Questions. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The guys discuss the news filled with the recent death of George H. W. Bush. They reminisce about other presidents and all agree that Bill Clinton was the horniest president. This leads the guys into recognizing differences between the culture of the past and the today's culture. They also reflect on various things that influenced their lives. The guys close the show with a round of Questions...

The guys open the show reminiscing about awkward moments in adolescence and discuss how sex is perceived in American culture. In the news, they talk about the caravan at the border and how the mainstream news blows everything out of proportion. They close the show with a new segment - Questions - where they explore the functionality of phones in the future, apps that see ghosts and the greatest in...

The guys are finally back together after the turkey holiday. They discuss Black Friday madness and how "Big Lettuce" might have planned the romaine lettuce E. coli outbreak. In the Good News segment, Santa Clause pays for all layway items at a Vermont Walmart. The guys chat about people paying for others and their personal experiences with pay-it-forward. In the This (Past) Week segment, t...

Dave discusses his recent family trip to California and the fires that are currently engulfing the state. Greg and Dave dive into the vote recount occurring in Florida and touch on Jim Acosta getting kicked out of the white house. They role out the ‘Good News’ and ‘On This Day’ segments and get into a conversation about dad bods and sexual attraction in our culture. They end the show with some sex...

Big Ron joins the show and talks about experiments being conducted on Mars and other cosmic disclosures. The guys discuss the power of the pineal gland and age-regressing devices used in secret space programs. Towards the end of the show, they examine the power of the Cabal and other secret societies and explore the idea that the world is entering a cosmic shift. Advertising Inquiries: https://red...

Recorded on the road, Dave and Greg debate the regulation of businesses lobbyists and their influence over legislators. They ramble about a current cease and desist placed by Under Armour on Cascade Armory, a local clothing business in Bend, Oregon and discuss how regulations on frivolous copyright lawsuits could help level the playing field for smaller businesses. Advertising Inquiries: https://r...

The guys discuss conspiracies surrounding the recent “bomb” scare and other ridiculous distractions in the mainstream news during election season. They explore how media bias and politics divide Americans and touch on the importance of family values. The show ends with some fun facts about sex. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The guys open up the show by shooting the shit. They discuss Washington state's main ballot measure initiatives and end with some fun facts. Link to ballot measure initiative debates: https://youtu.be/u-68sDjIZY8 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Big Ron Gehrman joins the show to discuss aliens and the show, Cosmic Disclosure…If you smell B.O. while watching the Gaia channel, don’t be surprised…Aliens mainly eat milk and cookies, but their year-round slim figures remain a mystery…We could solve all of the world’s problems if we only had three fingers instead of five…Skid marks aren’t only found in dirty underwear, they can be found on the...

We all know Kavanaugh is guilty because women never lie…The trade war with China will inflate the cost of sex dolls…There is a special place in Hell for all Samsung appliances…Take a breath of fresh air as the amount of shit on San Francisco’s streets has been cut in half...Dave creates a new religion and explains that Earth is really just one of God’s testicles...Male honey bees are virgins until...

Hurricanes increase the probability of seeing dolphins in your neighborhood…Go Fund Me raises money for people to steal from bums…Elon Musk is a genius who talks funny and we need more inventors like him…Geraldo knows Puerto Rico like the back of his mustache…They don’t build cars like they used to and you shouldn’t wear shorts when you change your oil. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com...

Jarrett Skreen, co-founder of Ashtown Brewing Company, joins the show...Beer is recession-proof and also bum-proof...Puke the rainbow by drinking 4-Loko and the Three Rivers Mall is where businesses go to die...Prison juice will put hair on your chest and driving brings out the worst in people...Nike exploits Kaepernick and Lululemon pants aren’t made for everyone...Auctioneering helps to silence...

Combat Wombat beer makes you grow hair on your nuts instantly...Toby “Tugboat” McGuire was the worst Spider-Man ever and there are too many Batman movies...Dave’s a proud, card-carrying member of the Trump Team and Hillary’s reset button gets lost in translation...Legalizing prostitution would release the tension in America and the Oculus Rift becomes the Oculus Stiff...Ozark is a great show that...

The insightful mind of Jason Radcliffe joins the show...Politicians are corrupt and “dirty dick” gets a new definition…MySpace is still better than Facebook and advertisers stalk your cookies (not to eat them)…Predict annual turkey sales to get a promotion and Cancun is the fake Mexico...Jason discusses the challenges with managing a business and proclaims his dad was the Donald Trump of Cowlitz C...

Dave’s morning was wrecked, literally...Dave’s recent ride-along with the Longview Police Department ends in coitus interruptus...A jerky taste-test leads to mouth orgasms, numb tongues and the promise of fiery poops...Dave's bad day continues midshow when his daughter pukes all over his wife and bed...near-death experiences make you a better person... Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle....

The guys let their lips do the talking as they discuss the recent mid term elections... Vagina beer is a thing and the Simpsons creator is from the future...Cops have bad days too and an ANTIFA member has ringing in his ears...Greg thinks silent poopers are lazy and society flushes bathroom etiquette...Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says silly things and Trump shouldn’t be taken literally...During their...

The FISA warrant is revealed! Kind of…Presidents make funny sounds with their mouths…Bill Nye swings melons like a magician…The Pacific Garbage Patch is a great place to take selfies…Protests create homeless camps and damage property...An ANTIFA member meets a fist named Superman...The far left shows their true colors and the blue wave may become a blue undertow...Dave schedules his ride along wit...

CGI can make or break movies....Greg talks about the Speech and Debate clause and Donald Trump becomes a Jedi master...Dave and Chris discuss their dinner demands and pumpkin pie makes everyone happy...Tragedy hits close to home for Greg and skydiving gives you time to think about life decisions...Greg preps the guys for the upcoming appearance of Big Ron...Play with balls and get paid; win the lo...