Pale in Comparison

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Conviction 5.5 & 5.6. Malia doesn’t have any answers about these chapters but she does attempt to explain some high school science experiments.  This week’s Discussion Question: What would you use to bind a demon from one of the other choirs (not darkness)? Prediction Tracker Spreadsheet Follow us on Twitter Join our Discord Email us at paleinc...

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) manage to stay surprisingly on topic for most of this episode, before it goes wildly off the rails. They discuss the importance of consent, the effect perspective has on your beliefs, and whether a familiar would be allowed to take a Ditto as their animal form.  This week’s Discussion Question: Pick a character from Pact/Pale. If they were a familiar, what...

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) are back! They discuss Conviction 5.1 & 5.2. Malia has some trouble remembering character names (oops), Jenny has a lot of fun with her fact, and, of course, they share some Disney-related stories. CONTENT WARNING: There are some mentions of suicide, related to the content of these chapters. This week’s Discussion Question: What day would be your worst time...

We reach the Forest Ribbon Trail! Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) are confounded and delighted by their mom’s choice of an animal companion with an extensive backstory.  As a note, there is the sound of a baby fussing/crying during this episode. We did our best to edit it out as much as possible, but it’s still in there. If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one o...

We come to the end of the story… for now, at least. Hear how Heliconia, Stephanotis, and Ohia Lehua deal with the threat of corporate warfare, Danny DeVito’s obsession with scarves, and the inevitable reality of change. Our Collaborative Google Doc Follow us on Twitter Join our Discord Email us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.com Become a Patron -- Support Doof! Media Play Wickedness! Check out our m...

Heliconia, Stephanotis, and Ohia Lehua plunge into new challenges after facing some difficult choices. They experience loss, change, and the realization that Velveeta might, in fact, go bad. Our Collaborative Google Doc Follow us on Twitter Join our Discord Email us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.com Become a Patron -- Support Doof! Media Play Wickedness! Check out our mom’s blog at createwithcheryl...

Heliconia, Stephanotis, and Ohia Lehua continue to overcome the challenges that the deck throws at them, using virality for the power of good. They each come to a major crossroads in their life, and the players complete the second stage of Wickedness. Our Collaborative Google Doc Follow us on Twitter Join our Discord Email us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.com Become a Patron -- Support Doof! Media...

We see into the daily lives of Heliconia, Stephanotis, and Ohia Lehua. Together they struggle with money problems, spend a lot of time on their blog, and resist the temptations of Danny DeVito. Our Collaborative Google Doc Follow us on Twitter Join our Discord Email us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.com Become a Patron -- Support Doof! Media Play Wickedness! Check out our mom’s blog at createwithche...

Malia (she/they) plays Stephanotis, a hot mess. Jenny (she/her) plays Heliconia, who is perfect. Their mom, Cheryl (she/her), plays Ohia Lehua, who wears scarves that smell. Together, they learn more about their city, the Underworld, and each other. Our Collaborative Google Doc Follow us on Twitter Join our Discord Email us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.com Become a Patron -- Support Doof! Media Pl...

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss the end(????) of Pale! Listen to us break down our thoughts and feelings about this chapter and maybe even hear some baby farts! Above all, we want to extend our deep gratitude and appreciation for Wildbow. His stories have given us so much joy and have even made us closer as sisters by leading us to do this podcast. Thanks for the highest highs and the...

Malia (she/they) guides her sister, Jenny (she/her), and their mom, Cheryl (she/her), on a table top role playing game adventure! Together, we work to create a magical world and convince Mom that it is not, in fact, The Sims. Our Collaborative Google Doc Follow us on Twitter Join our Discord Email us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.com Become a Patron -- Support Doof! Media Play Wickedness! Check out...

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you an episode of The Doofcast! While Jenny spends some time with her new baby, we're taking a few weeks off of Pact and bringing you some fun bonus content. If you haven't done so already, you should check out The Doofcast. Scott and Matt are super intelligent and very fun to listen to. Special thanks to Scott and Matt for letting Malia g...

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Gathered Pages: 4. But before they get into that, they talk about the Country Bear Jamboree for longer than you might expect. (Donate to our patreon for access to that conversation.) We read some diabolist propaganda and finish Arc 4!! This week’s Discussion Question: What would you title your autobiography? Bonus Discussion Question: Based on your sing...

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Collateral 4.11 & 4.12. Blake transforms into a cheesy action hero, captures the Hyena, proposes to a ghost, and gets arrested??? Jenny doesn’t have a baby during the recording, and Malia is incredibly grateful for that.  This week’s Discussion Question: What is your preferred method of communicating distance? Prediction Tracker Spreadsheet Fol...

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) continue to ask their mom some expected and some unexpected questions about Pale. This time they cover Stolen Away 2.1-2.5 extra materials.  Mom shares her love of cows and Jenny and Malia disclose some of her secrets.  If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this...

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Collateral 4.9 & 4.10. Blake has a conversation with his cousin, makes some tentative allies, and prepares to hunt a goblin. Malia sounds as exhausted as Blake and expresses serious doubts about Paige. Jenny talks about her favorite piece of equipment in the hospital and teaches Malia about hydrogen peroxide. This week’s Discussion Question: What ar...

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Collateral 4.7 & 4.8. Blake becomes a diabolist. Malia struggles to come up with better ideas for how to write a demonic pact. Jenny tests how well Malia remembers Pale. This week’s Discussion Question: What famous rock would you pick as your implement-familiar and why? Prediction Tracker Spreadsheet Follow us on Twitter Join our Discord Email us at...

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Collateral 4.5 & 4.6. Blake goes on a cute date and gets called out by a cute girl. Jenny and Malia discuss the perils of sleeptalking.  This week’s Discussion Question: What label might you have based on a relatively short interaction/relationship? Our Reddit Discussion Thread Prediction Tracker Spreadsheet Follow us on Twitter Join our Discord...

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Collateral 4.3 & 4.4. Blake meets a baby demon. Malia suffers from remarkably poor reading comprehension. Jenny opines about the lack of green chile in her life. This week’s Discussion Question: What board game most represents Conquest? Also, recommend a board game to us! Milk & Cereal Prediction Tracker Spreadsheet Follow us on Twitter Join our...

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Collateral 4.1 and 4.2. They spend a little time talking about the Practice-centered politics of Toronto and a lot of time discussing the threesome proposed to Blake by his long-time crush. Malia discovers her favorite Pact character (so far) and Jenny raves about the Doofcast’s review of the Snyder Cut. (Yeah, we’re both catching up on the backlog). Thi...

CONTENT WARNING: Our mom tells a story about a pet cat being killed by a dog that is fairly graphic around 22:00. Mom made it through the Hungry Choir ritual! (Well, she survived reading about it.) Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) are very proud of their mom for making it through the first arc of Pale. Mom gives out some primo parenting advice regarding punishments and spending quality time wit...

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Histories (Arc 3). Sandra enters an arranged marriage and doesn’t have a baby. Malia discusses times where her boobs have been woman-handled and Jenny creates the worst sounding word of all time. This week’s Discussion Question: Which god would you choose to base your practice off of? Our Reddit Discussion Thread FAN ART CONTEST - Submissions are due Fri...

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Breach 3.5. Dickswizzle (and Rose) comes to the rescue! Blake encounters an unexpected acquaintance and quickly departs on an unexpected journey. Malia bemoans her large calves and Jenny makes an amazing pun about demesne-implements.  This week’s Discussion Question: If you were to compare yourself to a piece of clothing, what would it be and why? O...

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Breach 3.3 & 3.4. Blake embraces his inner child. Jenny recounts a quest for free pizza and Malia gets excited about tarot cards. This week’s Discussion Question: If you could use glamour to transform into something for one hour, what would you change into and why? Our Reddit Discussion Thread FAN ART CONTEST - Submissions are due Friday, July 30, 20...

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Breach 3.1 & 3.2. Blake summons (another) ghost, chats with the Briar Girl, weirds out Maggie’s dad, and lies about eating several times. Jenny has some useful advice for Blake about how to avoid lying about food and Malia avoids making a ridiculous prediction. This week’s Discussion Question: If you had to pick one Thorburn besides Blake/Rose to dea...