Paired Weapons Podcast

With more spice than an burrito rammed with jalapenos Team Scotland go Mano a Mano vs the might of Moctezuma's Revenge from the sprawling metropolis of Mexico City. Can Matt regain some momentum after the brick wall that was round 4? Can Kev keep the mino bus on the road for one more lap of the track? There's only one way to find out... buckle up and open your ear holes... we're heading South of t...

'When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope...' Phil Connors - Groundhog Day Riding high on the back of two wins in the last round of SD, Matt and Kev come crashing back to Earth courtesy of the Fine Gentlemen of 'Team No Dickheads'. But as Chekhov points out, all winters end with a glorious Spring! In other news - Beware the UB Dice Betrayers!

Matt and Kev are treated to a fireside chat with the Ninth Age Gargant, Breakthrough Winner, former ETC Team England Stalwart, ESC Top Ten Finisher, Taekwondo Black Belt, Professional Research Physicist, All Round Great Guy And Provider of Tea - Dr Dan Thomas who once went 18 months without failing to podium. Dan shares his (powerful) insights into the new ID book as your host gasp in awe at the t...

Episode 10 - Hotter than a Kadim's Rage in Mid Summer and scorching off the press it's the new Infernal Dwarves book. Matt and Kev stay up late to traipse through the Blasted Plain in search of the the new secrets of the Infernal Dwarves. Stopping frequently to marvel at the spectacles therein your hosts ruminate on the nature of the Big Hat Brigade, consider the world of possibilities that the bo...

Matt and Kev are now well and truly locked into the Social Distancing UB Tournament and there's no way to get off this roller coaster - it only ends one way and that's with VICTORY OR DEATH! In Round 3 Team Scotland pulls the mighty USA based team Little Giants - Matt panics and deploys terribly whilst Kev misplays a hill with hilarious consequences - but will it end their chances of glory? Or can...

Matt and Kev venture beyond the Veil! Most ably guided through those treacherous lands by Shaun Hughes of the Western Realms. Everything that you've ever wanted to know about DL in all it's (Blazing) Glory! Kev reveals his acting history and Matt gets all Game Of Thrones of us.

Kev and Matt, fresh from round 2 of the Social Distancing UB Tournament, report back with tales of woe and victory versus the mighty Team Yes. We find out why Kev's called Axel Viscous and a little bird fights a big bird which gets Matt's poetic juices flowing.

With the UB servers running read hot to keep up the unprecedented demand, Matt and Kev take on the world (with mixed results)and the Paired Weapons Podcast's honour is tested live on You Tube courtesy of PTG's very own Luck Sixes in a drunken match complete with heckling from the esteemed guests.

Scotland? Fighting? Dark Arts? Very Shakespearean. We've got it all in episode 5 as we're joined by the one and only Big Git - Andrew Lind - of Mad Git Radio fame to discuss the VC. Other topics covered include The English Civil War (Scottish Expansion Pack), Matt's continued poor run of form (now in its 28th year) and some geology.

Kev and Matt are joined by the Master of Shenanigans, the King of the Movement Phase and UK Masters Best Painted Winner - Tim Bohknecht - to discuss the T9a painting scene. Tim proposes an exciting new venture; 'A Tale of Slow Painters'. We oblige him to play our feature games Desert Island Ninth Age, Ancient Enemies and the other one that Matt always forgets. In other news Kev tries Beast Herds M...

Having heard from the UK Master Craig Johnson that great players have a play style, Matt and Kev wonder what their play style is. Establishing that losing isn't really a play style they muse on how to improve and whether it's worth it. Then a horse escapes.

The UK Master Craig Johnson graces the Paired Weapons Podcast with his knowledge of the Vermin Swarm and all things T9a. A true gentleman both on and off the table. But Disciples are still totally broken...

T9a Chat for those who haven't had enough yet...