Paired Weapons Podcast

On your way to Stockport? Want some poorly informed chat about lists that Matt and Kev have pilfered from others? Then this is your pod. Of course it's also for anyone interested in T9a too, just saying... Oh, and I'm sorry about the nasal blockage. Couldn't be helped....

The lads are joined by Henry P Miller of 'Ammertime fame and, presumably, by a host of Russian Spambots to discuss SmithF Invitational Round 1 games and results. We hope that you enjoy it as much as the Spambots claim to.

A year ago they were just two Ninth Age Enthusiasts minding their own business. Then stuff got real. Very, very real. Now they find themselves in up to their necks.... How will it end? Only one way to find out! But this is for sure, the lads aren't in Kansas anymore...

The lads are joined by (the rapidly-becoming third host)Johnny Crass / Henry Greip to review the list for the upcoming USA based Infernal Zoo tournament. I hope you like monsters and especially giants! Also, Kev tries to move house which results in many wild accusations and bitter recriminations. Link to the Lists https://drive.google.com/file/d/1coRRRqceQpJYx9-r3nleELTYvVkAH97j/view?usp=sharing

So, if it's army book reviews that you want then army book reviews you shall have! This time its the turn of the Boys With The Feathers In Their Hats, EoS. Occupying a special place in Matt's heart the Pajama Wearers have been described as the army that takes and never gives. But, boy oh boy, you've gotta love those big blocks! Enjoy!

Having noticed that army book review pods seem to get more listens, Matt and Kev shamelessly review the one book that they both know pretty well, viz; Warriors. In other news both your hosts win a game and it's nice and hot again. Too hot, in fact. There's no pleasing us.

Whilst driving home from the UK's first RL tournament in forever the boys recount tales of battle, Real Life UB Dice and the perils of walking back to the hotel. We hope the sound of driving doesn't ruin your listening experience. Enjoy!

Lists Link https://t.co/plK0jWyrSy The lads are joined by friend of the show Johnny Crass to review the upcoming SoCal Joust Tournament in Pasadena CA. As the T9Aosphere gets back to real life gaming the boys can hardly contain themselves and crunch through 38 of the finest lists the States has to offer. Have fun chaps! We hope you enjoy it as much as we are going to this weekend!

The lads are once again joined by Shaun Hughes (Shugdaddy - ACS to VS) as they delve into the tunnels of the Vermin Swarm. With little more than a burning desire for knowledge and one beer too many the lads try to get their heads round the latest 9th Age Faction to get a new lick of paint. It's a whopper but as they're everywhere you'll need to know all about them... Just as well the lads have got...

The lads are back to review the final games from No I in Team rounds 3-5. Sorry they're late but we've been busy! Kev drags himself from his drinking hammock to do the pod whilst Matt surprises all by doing some painting. Oh, and it's hot, really hot. Yay. Sort of....

Joe Parmenter is back to unveil his team's new auxiliary book for the ID - Hobgoblins! Yes, they're back and this time with their own book. Join the lads as the traipse naively through the land of the Bear-Dog and Plains Tusker, just as well they've got a local guide! Enjoy.

The Lads are joined by Ninth Age Royalty, Australia's very own Isaac Alexander, aka Bobo, to take a much deserved trip down memory lane. As the chat meanders from Wombat ambushers to dodgy fire escapes the lads reminisce about the last 20 years or so of table top gaming: the good the bad and the downright outrageous. Enjoy the wonder that is Bobo. Link to Bobo's Ninth Age Channel https://youtube.c...

The Lads are joined by our very own Joe Parmenter of Hobgoblin and Makhar fame. Paleontologist and school mate of Boris Karloff (few years between them though) Joe joins the lads with some sweet throat singing and chat about horses to gladden the heart. With a few sneak previews of the upcoming Hobgoblin Auxiliary book to sweeten the deal. 2 pods in as many minutes? You lucky so-in-sos!

Can Team Scotland bounce back from their first round drubbing at the hands of Team England? The lads are facing in round 2 Team England Hold on... is this the same guys? No but it's more from the same stable of Team England and the Lions. It might be tough going... but then again you never can tell when dice are involved...

Happy Birthday to The Paired Weapon Podcast! One year ago a pod was born. I know, it seems longer. Much longer. But it isn't, it's only a year... But WHAT a Year!!! Tournaments won, toys thrown, models painted (by Kev), dreams crushed and friends made. It's been a roller coaster all right but we've loved every second. Well... mostly. In other news the lads sign up for the UK's first team tournamen...

He only went and did it!!!!!!!! North of the Wall lies the land of King Kev - King In The North! Bow down before the might of the 5 monster list, Mr and Mrs Mino and the Soothsayer on the Mario Cart. Demons, elves, dwarfs, lizards, you name it, he's hammered them... We couldn't be more proud. In other news Matt doesn't remember how he did, sadly records have been destroyed in a fire, the origins o...

Well, the end of TSC is nigh and Matt gets all Shakespearean as the lads regale listeners with takes of such woe and joy that the Bard himself would bite his fist in fury that he had not penned such classics. Whilst Kev 'Fiery Tybalt - Prince of Cats' is flying high and touching glory Matt gets left with the Nursemaid's role, or perhaps even less than that, not even an Iago for the lad. Such are t...

The lads are back with tales from North of the Border as The Scottish Champs get underway. Can Kev keep the Beasts going after his Masters Debut? Can Matt do better than last years TSC? Who knows? But, we're going to find out! Also, the Usual Bollocks is back and Trent's Ballsy Move Of The Week is awarded to a new player. Thrills and spills abound. Enjoy.

And BOOM we're back from a sabbatical with Masters Qualifier and Qualified Mino Pilot - Kev - and fresh from his dalliance with You Tube Live Streaming - Matty P. We're sorry that we've been away for so long... but we're back now with our 39th Episode in less than a year and we hope that you enjoy the resumed service. Thrills, spills, long bombs, UB dice, hopes and dreams... they're all here in th...

HOT OFF THE PRESS - UK MASTERS LISTS EXCLUSIVE WITH DAN THOMAS!!!!!!! - READ (LISTEN) ALL ABOUT IT!!!! The UK Masters Lists will be released at 0700hrs GMT 15th Jan but you can get them here, early and undiluted, in the Scoop of the century!!! The magnificent mind of Dan Thomas is turned full force onto the 16 hopefuls as the Hype Train throws another shovel of coal onto the white hot fire... Enjo...

The Lads are joined by some of their Hobby Heroes in a smorgasbord of the good and the great. From the young gun Trent to the sublime mastery of Jake C, the smash and grab specialist Alistair P and The Spiciest Man Alive - Marcus, the boys get the low down on the forthcoming Masters with a little peak into the minds of the Big Beasts in the UK meta. I don't mind telling you, it made me nervous to...

As night follows day, points update come around. And here are the lads thoughts on such things as Destiny's Call on Mino Lords but not Skywheels and how VS dodged a bullet, plus Full Command now at half price! Enjoy

The PWP Christmas Gift To You, Dear Listener! The lads are joined by Johnny Crass from California, Jack Chapman of Thundercocks Fame, Henry P Miller of the 'Ammertrime Podcast live from Copenhagen and the PTG Boys Tom and Staff (Lucky 6's and Hyper - G) from the East Midlands in a Yuletide extravaganza. Add a slack handful of lagers from around the world and a tenuous Skype connection, what could...

Meanwhile, back at the ranch.... Autumn Assault crashes into it's final round with the unstoppable force of a pregnant hippo with a heavy load of shopping. Can the K Train land the blue riband? Will Mikey or Ryan crush the dreams of the Kevster Can Matty 'Feldrak Heavy' P make the top ten? Does anyone care? Well at least two people do and it's their podcast, so if it's thrills and spills your afte...

The lads are on overtime this week with another Podcast, this time with the ubiquitous Pascal of forum SmithF fame one of the original band of merry men that started the whole T9a thing, (Pascal was 6th to sign up for the game!) Also, as a purveyor of the best battle reps on the 'net he's no slouch on the tabletop either. Belgium ETC player since 2016 and a medical Doctor in his spare time, all ro...