Paired Weapons Podcast

Matt makes the trip to Bonnie Scotland to play in the War in the North, alas without Kev. Can Matt shift his Masters bid one step closer or will his wretched ones run into a wall of armour? Only one way to find out...

OK, fine, we'll do some more. After literally two people wrote us (abusive) messages the lads fold under the pressure and start broadcasting again, loud and proud. Shall we never be set free?

Sorry about the sound quality... The lads drag themselves back from a hectic ETC and try to pod on the way home in the car, with mixed results... Big changes are afoot for the lads and we hope that you enjoy(ed) the pod!

With the ETC in the offing the lads are joined by gargants of the ninth age world, literally around the world, as they nervously eye up the Big Kahoona starting next week in Amsterdamage.

The lads come crashing through the door with their pockets stuffed with wonderous tales of battle. Some of which are even true. Partially. Enjoy!

100 Not Out !!!! The lads make it to the big ton in the esteemed company of Craig Macanany (sp?) to go through the lists for the New Challenger Tournament at EG this weekend. Join the lads to see what the new filth is... sneak preview... they live in the woods... In other news Wrooty goes nuts and picks 122 Judicators.

Kev and Matt are fashionably late to the party in reviewing the O and G book. Gather round spambots as Uncles Kev and Matt hold forth with poorly informed chatter on the matter,

Once again players of The Ninth Age draw forth to the English Championships in Stockport. Can the Empire overcome overwhelming odds and Matt's lack of skill? Will Kev's KoE bus throw a shoe (tyre?)? Who's the best karaoke singer on the circuit? Will Kev be sick again? Find out... Also - Noob on Noob Red Hot Action!

Boom. Lists frenzy. Enjoy your drives whilst Matt and Kev wax lyrical about things they know little.

Kev's back from Paris and Matt is back from North Wales and so on such a beautiful day what could be more lovely than a pod? The spambots deserve it! Sorry for the delay... Happy Easter everyone!

Matt couldn’t make this one so Henry G (aka Johnny Crass) steps in to review the lists for March to War 2 with Kev. Don’t worry, Matt will be back for the next episode!

You know how you used to be able to do triple cannon? Well, you can't anymore. BOOOOOOO!!!! Also, other point updates.

Hot on the heels of late-running Episode 93 comes Episode 94 chock full of Ninth Age Battle Report goodness and widespread Uber usage.

Arriving three days after its of any use to anyone, Matt and Kev try to review 58 lists in 80 minutes whilst Kev pilots the lads South. Good luck with that!

Arriving three days too late to be of any use to anyone Matt and Kev try to review 58 lists in 80 minutes. Good luck with that!

Kev and Matt bring you a podette covering the special scenarios at Art Of War... So, if you're confused then maybe this will help you. Maybe...

The lads are joined by newly crowned Master of the UK and ROI Ciaran Dunne to discuss the recent tournament in Durham as well as a little bit of a peep into the Vermin Swarm enthusiast's background, enjoy!

The Waiting's Over!!! Here they are in all their glory! With Craig Johnson

The lads are joined by three qualifiers for the 2023 Masters to discuss all things Ninth Age and Gin related. Including a pop quiz! Enjoy

Fresh from the World Cup Final and possibly tipsy the lads cover the third slice of Ninth Age Update Goodness. With all you need to know about the Empire, Warriors, some other factions and Lionel Messi. Enjoy!

Sorry it's late! Blame RL.

It's that time of year again when we need to write new magic cards. Join Matt and Kev as they struggle through their hang overs and bring you the magic updates and KoE live from the top of a ladder.

With both the lads sporting crushing hangovers they drag themselves from their beds to give you the pod that (some) spambots have been demanding - the review of Breakthrough 2022. Complete with dogs being sick we hope you enjoy!

The lads are joined by not one but two Doctors - Dr Dan of Legend and Dr Oli Mather, Capt of ETC Team Wales, to review the upcoming Breakthrough at Element Games. Nervously Kev and Matt await the verdict on their offerings...

The lads are joined by James Wroot and Johnny C (Henry G) to dicuss the Infernal Zoo recently run in Sunny Cal-i-forn-i-a. Matt makes a huge apologias and Kev is sick but soldiers on. Enjoy!