Page of the Wind

Auri bravely moves to the roofs, among the chimbleys. We talk about how we’ve become a hideous amalgam, the omnipresent chimbleys, and how “real” names are valid to Auri. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri leaves the Underthing and takes a look at the moon. We talk about the odd shape of Auri’s holly berries, the specifics of exiting Applecourt, and spitball about the possibilities of the mysterious ol’ moon. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Our hero considers what to take as a gift for her potential visitor. We talk about how Auri, like Kvothe, goes looking for her love, challenge the idea of capital-K Knowers, discuss the mysterious Book of Secrets, and return to a fan-favourite theory. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri is delighted to discover a perfect space, but is distracted by mysterious music. We rue the state of affairs that brought us to (temporarily!) lose a co-host, talk about how Auri’s feelings for Kvothe might skew romantic, Auri’s relationship with her own (possibly sexual?) desires, and what perfection means to her. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://disc...

Auri figures out what to do with the gear! We talk about how it’s easy to recognize your own flaws in others, less so in yourself. We talk about how the machinata make us think of Numenara, and the masculine nature of Foxen. Fair warning - this episode contains a lot of nonsense too. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the sho...

Auri has a new task to be about! We discuss Auri’s process, and then read some letters - one of which prompts a long and meandering explanation of Young Frankenstein, and then talk about feet pics. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri finds her name, and returns to home, and to herself. We are immediately derailed by Jordana’s nastiness and the word effulgent, but eventually we talk about Auri’s perfect leaf, and the ethics of writing in a book. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Page 57: Assigned Crime Lord At Birth Auri backs away from Black Door and has a little freakout. Nick talks about Auri’s relationship to places and spaces, we talk about walking into a new room to change your inputs and outputs, and we discourse that curse about Monty Python. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell...

Auri is lost, and finds herself approaching Black Door. We talk about Auri’s mounting fear, and the reasoning for it, significant doors in the Underthing, and discuss the involuntary ice-bucket challenge, and other ways to get out of a panic attack. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Something is wrong with the air and the surroundings. We talk about the details of Auri’s functional panic attack and how it might be mistaken for magic, strategies for dealing with real-life panic attacks, the nature of angles in Pickering Ontario, discuss the fate of the bar graph bed, and introduce Jordana to the darker side of AO3. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord...

Auri returns to her territory but remains deeply uncomfortable. We talk about Auri’s symptoms and discuss our own neuroses, the difference between iambs and pentameter, and continue the argument that originated in last month’s patron episode. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri satisfies herself that she is alone, as best she can. On this page, Jordana registers some suspicion regarding a page number, and then we talk about whether we can trust what Auri tells us about her reasoning, and do a deep dive into Auri’s terror. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri fixed the cracked pipe with some alchemical mastery. We talk about what we learn about alchemy, learn chemistry through cursory googling, @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri imagines strangers mucking up her Underthing. We talk about the slow regard of silent things in the context of the page, discuss the unusual meaning of alack, and how Auri works herself up to a panic attack. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri listens, patient as a stone. We talk about how this page offers proof that Auri went to the University, Auri’s anxiety about waiting, and competing wants in fiction. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri turns a knob. We discuss how Auri personifies things, so that they can act in the story, pisspipes, and Jordana explains pipe insulation to Jeremy. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri bravely steps out of the Underthing. We talk about Auri’s activities, the similarities of the scene to an action sequence, and the hot new meme that’s sweeping the nation. The meme in question: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/very-demure-very-mindful @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

We see evidence of an interloper! We talk about Auri’s reaction to the bootprints, think about when exactly the interloper arrived, and talk about whether we’ve misremembered a key takeaway from the story. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri runs to see if she’s been detected. We talk about what Auri’s investigations are for, return to the washing of the face and hands and feet, and we discover the mysterious tenace. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

A nightjar tap tap taps three times. We talk about the qualities of the day, Jordana loses track of linear time, and we succeed in finding a non-Star Wars definition for “corsucant”. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri considers what to do with the gear. We talk about the vibe-shift in the Yellow Twelve (or is it Grey?), the mysterious nature of Darkhouse, and by extension the nature of the Underthing itself. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri has herself a little snack. We talk about the names of Tumbral and Umbral and discuss the significance of cutting the apple into seven pieces, as well as the leatheriness of an apple. Jordana and Nick then proceed to be VERY nasty and unfair to Jeremy, prompted by a listener being very nice and kind.

Auri longs for a dish of nutmeg. We discuss what jordana did with her summer vacation, the butter being full of knives, and pittums! @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri suffers what seems to be hunger pangs. We talk about how bad things are for Auri, talk about comforting rereadable media, and we ask ourselves for the first time: what happens if Auri’s work stops? @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Ooooooh those sheets feel so goooood, but, as we were all reminded this week, there is a difference between the truth and what we wish were true. We talk about Auri’s apparent attempt to cheat herself into the sheets, the sinister nature of the environs, and are led to an honest talk about modern mental illnesses. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg...