Page of the Wind

Auri sets the room up for Kvothe to stay, should he need. We talk about the illustrated book of secrets, how this page foreshadows something that MUST pay off in Doors of Stone, and then we dispense some more unforgettable makeout advice. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri starts to resolve some long-simmering problems in her environment - but to what end? We talk about the logic Auri is using to justify the choices and actions she takes on this page, the promise of sleepovers, and how we used to be a proper country. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri begins to set her whole environment to rights, placing the threes where they must go. We talk about the weight of secrets, tantalization, and deliver a very special message to you, the listener. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri figures out everything and realises she’s made a scheduling error. We continue to bang as we talk about Auri’s Jordana logic, assess the strange scheduling communication from Wise Man’s Fear, and Jordana enters the mind palace in order to determine when Book 3 will arrive. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tel...

Auri laments her mistake… or does she?. We finish our talk about modern film trailers before talking about numerology, the significance of the moon’s appearance, and Auri’s instinct to blame herself. Content warning: at about 10:30 we discuss the page’s implied sexual assault. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell...

Jordana is back as Auri’s mind wanders and she takes a bad fall. Jordana clears up her whereabouts while we talk about the Parable of the Monk’s Cup, the wider strategy of making us care about a character before destroying them, Fulcrum’s characterisation of having jumped away from Auri, and come up with a new theory about when poetry shows up in the prose. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join th...

Auri travels to the city-covered planet that forms the core of the Galactic Empire, known also as Imperial Center. We talk about the real-life definition of the planet’s name, the dread of calamity since we know what’s coming next, and complain about bathroom attendants in fancy washrooms. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like t...

Auri wracks her brain trying to decide what to give to Kvothe when he visits, then takes Fulcrum on a walk. We talk about what Jordana might be up to, why Auri considers a bottle for Kvothe, and recite the rhymes on the page. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri continues to wend her way. We are baffled by the strange disappearance of Jordana, who failed to arrive at the appointed recording time. We look for clues, list the suspects, and throw wild accusations. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri discovers a shaft up to the surface world. We talk about similarities between this scene and the movie Us, the unreliability of memory when it comes to what’s important in a work of fiction, and the importance of Hansel and Gretel. Recommended in this episode: Achewood www.achewood.com (suggested to start from here: achewood.com/2002/03/12/title.html) @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the...

Page 127: A Pleasure to Have in Class, Innit? by Nick Alexander, Jordana Heney, & Jeremy Large

Auri eats some pretty mid pea soup. We talk about the phrase “to a tee”, the wordplay in how Auri names things in the underthing, and give Jordana some advice.

Auri tries to decide what to do with her most perfect soap. We talk about why it’s kissing soap, hunger pangs, and Jordana puts forth the theory of the Costco Effect. Apologies that this went out a bit late - that’s what happens when you try to coordinate podcast releases across international waters! @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If...

Auri gets some peas. Nick enters a new phase, we emphatically *don’t* speculate about Auri’s deep dark fears, and husbanding peas. Apologies that this went out a bit late - that’s what happens when you try to coordinate podcast releases across international waters! @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Page 123: Hot Tub Temerant Machine Auri wakes up in a good mood. We discuss the meaning of a waxing day, our disenchantment with Matt Groening’s Disenchantment, and we debate the finer points of Auri’s worldview - why is it okay to wake up late sometimes? Finally, Jordana comes up with a good business idea. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6k...

[Experience Oneness.] @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri ends her day with a spring in her step. We talk about the return of music and the long shadow of blood in cream. Jordana puts forth a cracked pot, and you get a sweet, brief taste of dulcet tones. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri carves up a block of perfect soap. We talk about the use of iambs, iambic meter, and rhyme on the page, the sinister nature of blood in fresh cream, and why ⅔ of this podcast think and hope that Auri’s ultimate fate is, and must be, tragic. Which ⅓ dissents? Tune in to find out! @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the sho...

Page 119: Are the Vibes Off? NOTE: We apologize for any audio glitches - they were present in the recording. Please be advised we have docked Jordana’s pay accordingly. Auri nears the completion of her project! We talk about how Auri’s mood may have a tangible effect on the world, the fun of visual wordplay, and the phenomenon of naming characters before the narrator learns their name. @pageofthew...

Auri’s problems are all solved! Forever!. We talk about a peculiar compound word, the way the illustration makes the gear seem illuminated (illuminating?), and make a deep religious connection that might be a new addition to the Kingkiller canon. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

The Brazen Gear seems to be just the thing to help poor Auri. We talk about the origins of Widdershins, the feeling of magic, and Jordana joins the ranks of the punmakers. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg

Is a panic attack in the offering for Auri? We talk about how the prose evokes a particular feeling, how short a sentence can be, what has been foreshadowed in prior chapters, and how we prefer our long pig prepared. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Things are just going completely wrong for poor Auri - and, she knows. We talk about the state of Auri’s auspicious hands, a healthy persons’ relationship to podcasting, and what Auri can teach us about how to handle some of the more difficult realities we face. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri has to dispose of something red and full of screaming. We talk about what might be signified by red and full of screaming, and what we can learn of Auri’s past. We also learn about the objective truth of colour. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!

Auri discovers something dark in her doings. We discuss iambic pentameter, the smell of selas, and the horror of something full of screaming. @pageofthewind pageofthewind.com Join the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcg If you like the show, tell a friend!