P & A Podcast Express

Matt and Phil go head to head in the Ultimate Wiener Challenge!  So much Wiener. Don't miss this one  - it's amazing the amount of Wiener these guys can intake.

There were 99 reasons to be at Tuscolapalooza and The 99 was one of them! We recap our experience at one of the best shows the Thumb has seen, and even get out some friends who are dicks.  Find out why.

We milk this one for all it's worth.  A Quick Trip that truly gives you maximum value on your investment.

Shit-Ton - noun : A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton .

You're welcome!  Give a listen - don't stop.  It get's better.  Maybe.  

We are giving awards to those no longer with us.  Long live those who have passed.

Don't go blind... you know what causes that?  Listening to your own podcast!!!  This is not yours, so you are safe.  Listen away!

Living dangerously with Dick Clark and the gang!  Rippin on Ripa and Outing Seacrest.,.,  It's a great episode.

Matt and D. Cornielius stop by and drag out this quick trip.  This is like bonus content without the bonus.  Listen.  Live.  Laugh. Get free bacon.

Olympic Caliber Fan Steve Cook comes by, and listens to Phil and I rant about people  Probably you.  Yeah, you.  We said it.  So listen to see if you make the cut.

25 Quick Trips!  Who would have thought?!  Not us.  Thanks to everyone who listens, and those that dont.  We love you all.  Kinda.  Like a dog loves to chew on stuff.  Bigfoots dick is uncircumsized - because who woulda done it?

Today, we celebrate our independence from the suppressors of Hotdog eating contests.  Congrats to Joey Chestnut for taking two to the face, and winning another championship.  Nobody can choke em down like Mr. Chestnut.

Nothing about what we talk about is worth listening too...  But we hope you do.  We know you will.  Enjoy this hell out of this free content.

Don't be gassed out.  Take the power back!  Be utilitarian! Listen up, cause this one moves pretty fast.  Not really, but it sounds good!

Number 23 was the GOAT.  Talking about MJ.  Michael Jordan.  Is this our greatest Quick Trip?  could be...  Maybe not.  We love them all.  Like kids.  Even the ugly ones.  We hope you do too.

We talk about stuff.  Things.  Important matters.  You listen.  Process.  Think.  Important thoughts.  Its good like that.

Our audio jumps a little ...  We will figure it out.  Listen anyway.  Just think of it as a beat box gone bad...

There is nothing like reaching a huge milestone.  We didn't do that on this episode.  We did manage to waste an hour or so on it though.  You're welcome.

Share this out - this is quality content - Brought to you by Town & Country Realty.  Come to Town & Country, talk to Julie, and find out what is behind door number two.

We call out imposters who came before us.  Don't be faking, unless you're up for the raking.  Over the coals...  Boom, you been roasted.

Are you for real?  Yup. 19 comes before 20 - you know  that's backwards, right?  Yup. Ok, I'm intrigued.  

One more Quick Trip, and we can drink...  Maybe we do that now?  No maybes...  Plus, we are seeing raccoons.

You never know who will show up  at the Cast.  Rocket?  No, but his cousin maybe.

A little long for a quick trip.., a little short for a full episode.  A little in the middle for...  Well, figure it out and enjoy!

We went LIVE for this one.  But even explosives can sometimes be a dud.  This one is explosive.  Take that for what you will...