Overnight Drive

We are so healthy. I just bench pressed a coffee table as a display of virility. Anyway, this week we make up for cutting Episode 16 short by answering questions for the whole show. Serious Q&A ahead. We also give an update on the Sean Doody Dating Game, and get sidetracked half a dozen other ways. Thanks for listening! Leave a review and tell your weird friend! Learn more about your ad choices. V...

A little late, but we are sick. Get off of us, man. This week, Hans tells another internet romance story, intertwined with thoughts on punkhouses, baseball, a bouncer putting our friend through the floor, and a dozen other sidenotes. As always, tell your weird friend! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Weird airspace. We spend this week going over Hans' recent date and change in meds, go over our potential carrers in sports, take a question about a threesome, and talk about Ravishing Rick Rude for a really long time. As always, please take a minute to leave us a review, and tell your weird friend! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back after what feels like a long ass time to me. Hans is off his meds, and I am doing aerobics during the recording, so this episode gets very weird, very quickly. I'm sure somebody will catch feelings over something or other we say. Call a cop, homeboy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Episode 13 Spook-tacular. We tell some scary stories about babies and tasteless New York hicks. I give an update on a former roomate, and we tackle a bunch of questions. Sorry for the brief description, but I am super late for a flight. I'M BUSY, Y'ALL. Tell your weird friend! We will be back next week with Episode 14! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I don't really know what the title means. We spend most of this show tackling the tidal wave of questions that have come in on the Tumblr since Episode 10/11, though we take some time to discuss shingles and strippers. I offend Hans by insinuating that we are not friends. My neighbors have a party. Just another day in paradise. Please leave a review, and tell that weird friend. Learn more about yo...

So after OND 10, we went to bed, woke up the next day, got a really carby brunch and decided to cut this episode right then. Because, fuck it. Sean Doody is back in the passenger seat, we answer some Tumblr questions, tell some more war stories and discuss cocks a lot. Thanks for all the downloads! Please leave a review and tell your weird friend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....

Jesus, man. We set out to do a two hour episode, but even with aggressive editing, this clocks in at three hours and change. So, kick off your shoes and get comfortable. In this episode, we hear the EPIC tale of Hans going into steep decline on his last SDF tour, intertwined with another pacific northwest internet romance. Along for the ride is Sean Doody and Gabri. The ending song got cut off, an...

An Overnight drive made to fit neatly in between church and the Super Bowl. You'll still have plenty of time to cry silently in the bathroom, no worries. This week we talk Megabus, Facebook conflicts, penis malfunctions and more. At one point, the line "Warren buffett has to piss on my face every day until he dies" is uttered. Listen in to find out why. Please leave a review, and tell your weird f...

The classic OK Cupid switcheroo. Video games. Fake tits. You can expect all this and more in Overnight Drive Episode 8. Our Skype gets all Skypey halfway through, so if I am unnecessarily quiet, it's because I am playing Skyrim and only pretending to listen. Call a cop, man. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Seven weeks in, and Hans has still not had women throw themselves at him for doing a podcast. I am starting to think our listeners are mostly men. WEIRD. This week we get heavy on the little jerks who had better toys than us, talk conspiracies, recap my cold musical weekend in the Northeast, and systematically alienate a good portion of our listeners by calling them subhuman.  As always, leave a r...

Glory Hole scissors, mineralwasser, Tumblr questions, Snoopy's cousin Spike, the virginity story. We bring you 48 flavors in just over an hour. Leave a review, and please tell your weird friend.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, ancient Mayans, you have let us down yet again. We are still here, eating bags of Doritos as meals and dodging calls from creditors. Good job, guys. On the positive side of things, we are back with another episode of Overnight Drive. In our first podcast of 2013, Hans recounds what he remembers of his New Years, we (sort of) answer a question about touring that sprawls entirely out of contro...

Episode 4, coasting in just before the years end. Justin Kiss returns to the drive, and we discuss various mishaps in Canada, OK Cupid pitfalls, and answer some questions from listeners about being intimate with Michael Stipe. This is really how we spend our Friday nights. Tell your weird friend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Christmas miracle! Episode 3 was a minefield of technical problems, scheduling conflicts, illness, and general headaches. After a long edit, and a few attempts at cleanup, we can finally release this wounded podcast back out into the wild. Concussions. Young Girls. Showers. Hardcore. Phone Bills. We have legitimately everything in this episode. Christmas comes a day early this year.   Learn more...

Is Yerba Mate over? Is locker room cruising just straight up legit now? Is that a camcorder? In our second drive, we tackle all of these deep questions and more. Hans brings us twenty years and several steps in evolution back in time with the "Nirvana Cassette" story.  Subscribe, leave a review, tell your weird friend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In our inaugural drive, we take a trip down memory lane, as Hans recounts his (first) cross country internet romance gone sour. Passenger Justin Kiss joins us, but has no microphone, so he sounds like a witty ghost. Enjoy!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices