Overdue For Extinction

Happy Dummy Day, everyone! We get back into the swing of dumb by introducing my new co-host, Caity! To warm Cait up, we open up with Would You Rather about punching people during allergy season and becoming an illiterate monkey one week out of the month. We also take a look at a bizarre dating situation in which a Chinese woman brought 27 of her family members on a blind date and expected the pers...

This week things get steamy as Talia joins us permanently. Wait, no that didn't come out the right way. We didn't film a steamy episode. Definitely not OnlyFans content. But we do get down to the dirty details as we discuss the public places we...well, got dirty. Do you have a juicier story? Write in to tell us all of your dirty secrets. We definitely won't extort you upon threat of turning you in...

You ready for a knee slapping good time? What about a face slapping good time? Ass slapping good time? We bring it all to you this episode as we explore bizarre sporting events including a face slapping competition in which the point seems to be to knock your opponent the fuck out and send them back to the third grade mentally. If violence isn't your interest, we bring you ass slapping competition...

I hope the rewards for Father of the Year include participation trophies for trying! This week, Anthony doesn’t think twice before listening to a song about sweet rear end loving in front of his kids. Justin spits in the face of “boys will be boys” by recalling how he and other children his age went tribal chucking spears at each other made of tree branches and played machete capture the flag. We...

Somehow, Dummy Talia snuck into the recording and joined us for an episode! And what a week for her to join us as Justin and I had squirt on the list of topics for the episode. Don’t come expecting the lemon lime soda. We discuss an example of cosmic karma as a poacher is trampled and then the elephant travels a hundred miles to rub salt on the wound. Dummy Holly recommended a new segment so I hav...

This week we celebrate love from unexpected attractions at a funeral to dogs giving into their primal instincts. We start off with a little bit of a darker icebreaker. I swear if Justin starts riding a tricycle saying he wants to play a game, I’m out. We turn to the almighty Wiki How to explain the birds and the bees where canines are involved. Be glad doggy style doesn’t include the copulatory ti...

It's Tuesday, so you know what that means? Yes tacos are celebrated. Yes it's probably wing night at a local bar or restaurant. But more importantly, it's Dummy Day! Justin and I make good on an old promise to give personal shout-outs and birthday stories to our dummies that share their birthday with us! Is that you? You should listen and find out. And if you haven't sent us your birthday yet, you...

Welcome to episode 2, featuring you! We share listener submitted dumb stories in a new segment we’re calling Drunken Lullabies. Alcohol may not always but the answer but chemistry teaches us it’s a solution. We help a fellow dummy with Unlicensed Therapy. Follow the therapeutic advice of someone who was a psych major for a whole year. I’m a wealth of insight and good ideas. Bringing back Did Ya Mi...

Welcome to the very first episode where chaos reigns and there is no method to the madness. Did you ever consider what you might do if you stumbled across time travel? We meet two characters, one reserved and cautious and the other rash and full of wanderlust who accidentally gain the ability to time travel. Surely nothing will go wrong. Justin and I explore the longing for reconnecting in a new s...

Greetings, dummies! This week, we learn that dildos are a government tool to controls population! We also talk about the ominous death of a Canadian groundhog everyone awaited to emerge from the ground for winter predictions. We briefly touch on the controversy of Hogwarts Legacy. And to bring us back to form, I force Russ to watch a…spicy video and then come up with a name for the act in an ass-b...

Happy Dummy Day, you glorious bastards! This episode came unleashed pretty quickly so buckle in! We start with discussing paying to watch puppets get it on. I establish there isn’t much I’d do for a Klondike bar but for Taco Bell… We revisit Tucker Carlson’s meltdown that m&ms are no longer spank bank material. And with friend-of-the-show Ravenia’s help, I present some brand mascots to Russ to see...

This week, we celebrate a fellow dummy with another Florida man check in. Spider-Man robbed a liquor store? I don’t know if DUIs apply to weird web fluid shooting out of your wrist holes. We also talk about how a fish revealed his owner’s credit card information to the world and bought a game on his switch, basically he has a kid. And this week’s word might sound delicious but enforces my belief a...

It’s Dummy Day again! You lucky sons, and daughters (we don’t exclude), of bitches. This week Russ plays a carnival game and his prize is someone who may or may not be his estranged father. Russ talks about a SWAT team raid in the neighborhood while I cry about the SWAT team that is my kids trying to put me into the ground. Seriously, giving away free verbal birth control here. Spay and neuter you...

Happy Dummy Day! We have a great episode with a special guest! You’ve likely heard her before in her bonus episode, Overdue for the Creeps of Dating. Talia Anderson joins us as we discuss places food don’t belong. We also cover a drunken man who is made 100% of Natty Ice and our own drunken meanderings. We wouldn’t leave you without your favorite word of the week to help you expand your vocabulary...

It is Dummy Day, once again, the day I think we can all agree is easily the favored of the week. I mean it's traditionally wing night too so dumb entertainment and wings? How can you go wrong?! Let's dive in with what you can expect from S3E2 | You Can't Handle the Tooth! Russ and I explore a world in which Pokemon becomes a scary reality, but not as scary as what some people do with them. Russ ha...

Happy Dummy Day everyone! We are back! Season 3! Let’s do it! Catch up with Russ and I as we catch up from our Christmas break. I talk more verbal birth control at Russ with an example of how annoying dumb kids are. Enjoy a heartwarming skit celebrating the new year and Russ getting pregnant. We also celebrate dummy Jennifer Peterman as her birthday fell over our break on Christmas Eve. Her Florid...

Happy Season Finale D…wait, what?! It is with bittersweet emotions to announce this is the end of season 2! In this episode, we give you a nice Night Before Christmas-esk poem featuring Russ’s love of people. We also talk about food thefts at work, or awkward experiences with the sex talk and my plotting to not having to have that talk in the future with my kids. And speaking of sex, our terrible...

Hey there, Dummies! It’s your favorite day of the week! Catch up with Russ and I as we discuss the bullshit of the week. I dive into my horror experiences at funerals. Russ can’t navigate for shit and got lost for our double date enjoying the cultured arts. And we play the penis game with zombies! We had a bit of an audio issue on my end that sounds like I pulled up my shirt to talk through but it...

S2E14 | Love, Death and AI Happy Dummy Day! Hope you weren't waiting with too much baited breath, worms are disgusting tasting and you're more likely to lure me in with candy! No windowless van necessary! Join myself and Russ as we continue our discussion from last week about the descent into madness that is my life. We find out what more Elon Musk has done to continue is villain arc. Seriously, t...

Happy Dummy Day! This week, Russ and I get a little more conversational as we chat about what’s been going on in our own lives and the dumb we’ve been witnessing and experiencing. We also planned some regular segments but ended up talking about the unofficial king dumbass competiton between Elon Musk and Kanye, or Ye, as he has officially changed his name to, that we didn’t have enough time to get...

We did it again! Another episode of…well, content. You’re welcome! Join us as we talk about robots not giving a fuck of a crime has been committed. We find out if Russ would by a dybbuk box at the risk of physical harm. Weird anyone would be hesitant. We find out how the legendary three wolf tshirt will turn you into an irresistible piece of man meat. And we ruin our week learning what a Panamania...

Happy Dummy Day! We take to the streets of Gotham as the Caped Crusader faces down one of his most elusive and inquisitive foes. We celebrate Dummy Mark Malitz with a Florida man story that of course involves assault with cured meats. I also continue our efforts to make Russ drain his bank account on a gemstone possessed by a sexy vampire. We hear what people thought about their $145k watches. We...

Happy Dummy Day! Brand new spanking episode for you. This bad boy can hold so much dumb! *Slaps roof of episode* I bring back Batman in this week’s skit! We celebrate Dummy Jay who stands out amongst the crowd as he wrote our wonderful theme song! We find out how a simple banana slicer can change so many lives. We also help a gentleman decide if he was the asshole for fleeing a Christmas gathering...

Happy Dummy Day! Join me in celebrating two of our dummies, Cassie and Kyle as we honor them with some horrific Florida man stories. This week, Russ and I give you a sneak peak at what NPCs in video games do when the player isn’t around. We ditch the would you rathers for some terrible jokes. Dummy Marissa asked us for some of our best advice and boy did I deliver. We also find out where the Purge...

Happy Dummy…WHAT?! Another bonus episode? We’re too good to you people. Our dear dummy Talia Anderson joins us for a conversation of bad relationships and men who slip right into a woman’s DMs when she’s in a committed relationship and content to never see any of the dick pics that end up showing up anyway. What starts out as her regaling us with stories of thirsty men somehow ended up as a therap...