Outta Toon Podcast

This week I find out the secrets behind "We Are The World" and have a grocery store experience with an angel in a cowboy hat. That's all. See ya next week.

Today is a show about dinners with long lost friends, very late Christmas gifts to far away friends, chugging whisky and how I almost got thrown out of Mexico. Enjoy!

This week I'm reflecting on the last month and a half of non-stop pain. I let you in on what that feels like and some methods I've been using to deal with it. Other than that, I mostly talk about drinking beer and I ridicule some people's inferior god. Another typical show. Enjoy.

This week I talk to long-time kilt dude, law enforcement ninja and mystical monk, Mike Poole. We discuss kilting up. being a cop and taking over as the substitute pastor. I question him as to whether spirituality is relevant today and, if so, how. Hope you enjoy. See you Monday!

My wife and I have made a commitment to two things this year: Swedish Death Cleaning and eating 5 servings of fruits and vegetables every meal. It seems a bit excessive but I'm giving it a try. Did you know old guys used to slather avocado on their genitals? And the Christian church spread a rumor that tomatoes were poisonous? Who knew vegetables had such colorful pasts? Hey, speaking of pasts, wh...

Back from holiday vacation! How is everyone? 2024 is okay so far. A few pains here and there but what do you expect with an old guy? So far this year I'm encountering pig dogs, "Diff'rent Strokes" conspiracies, fish and chips at Irish pubs and getting stabbed on New Year. Also, I have proof that we don't really die. Anything else? 'K, good. Here's to a good podcast year!

It's the last show of the year and I put a lid on Christmas, prepare for the coming apocalypse and wonder if I have any more packages coming my way. Thanks to everyone who spent a little time listening to the podcast. Let's hope next year the show will get good enough where you can not be embarrassed to tell other people you listen. Just don't tell your mom. She'll hate it.

It's less that a week before Christmas. Are you surviving? I'm doing pretty good. I'm trying to figure out how to get a ton of gifts into a tiny stocking. Any ideas? I'm having a few difficulties with shipping companies and gifts, too. I'm not sure it's supposed to be this bad. Speaking of bad, have you ever had vegetarian tuna? Don't. Just don't. Did you know the story of Rudolph the Red Nosed Re...

This week I revisit an old discussion on the best Christmas tartans. Always good for discussion at holiday time. Additionally, I discuss girl apartment smells, nostalgic Christmases and making a difference in small ways. Things that seem worthy of attention at this festive season. Thanks for checking out the show. Reach out and say "hi" some time.

Hi friends! Speaking of friends, how are yours? Friends, I mean. Do you have any who are difficult to deal with? Is it time to consider cutting them loose? Sometimes it's worth evaluating. I'm enjoying a bit of eggnog so I decided to do an eggnog show. History of the nog, making the nog and spiking the nog. Now go have a cup of that sweet, fatty elixir. Weird, that was my old college nickname. See...

Today I sit down for a little chat with our good friend Mike Faber of the ESO Network. We discuss podcasting, live concerts, The Monkees and much more. A really fun chat! Give it a listen.

Welcome to a new week, friends! I checked out the film "Killers Of The Flower Moon" this week. Give it a look if you like disgusting characters who make everyone's life hell. Kind of like me with this podcast. I was thinking about significant moments in my life like when I became a man and when I was (basically) told I couldn't sing. No one else knew how significant those moments were but I still...

The day after Thanksgiving and I'm still dealing with my gluttonous holiday activities, how about you? Not as bad as previous years but, crap, I still got work to do. This year for the holidays we get a feud between Hall and Oates, which of course we were all looking forward to. So, how about we just get into a discussion of weird religions? Why not? It's something that can bring us all together t...

'Twas the Tuesday before Thanksgiving... Got your dinners all planned out? I asked you what your favorite non-traditional Thanksgiving meal is and I got several interesting responses. Me? I'll stick with the traditional tofu molded into a turkey. I was reading a bit about sea angels last week and thought I'd share a little about these freaky mollusks. Maybe you'll want to put one on top your tree...

Welcome, friends, to the new, old, Outta Toon Podcast! Hope you enjoy your stay! Today, I'm planning a holiday dinner menu, planning a substantial haircut and planning on never watching Hallmark Christmas movies again. Yeah. Good luck with that. Let's discuss air travel and the destruction of expensive guitars and how to de-escalate conflicts at your family Thanksgiving gathering. I'm not an exper...

It's a new week! A new day! A new podcast name! Huh? Yeah, so "Apocaleptic" is now the "Outta Toon Podcast." Don't be scared. It won't hurt you. Listen to the show and let me explain. I'm dealing with dog poop issues. Also, I'm wearing women's clothes. This is how my week is starting, how about yours? We're in the middle of the Diwali celebration. Did you know? If you don't know much about Diwali,...

Hi friends! Welcome to the 1 Year Anniversary of Apocaleptic! Woah! Holy Crap! How did this happen! I want to think everyone for hanging out with me for a year. As a reward, I'm going to make the show EVEN BETTER! You'll notice some new additions and tweaking of the old very soon. And by "old" I mean me. I'll be tweaking myself. It's how I celebrate. Seriously, thanks for taking time out to listen...

Halloween is over but I'm being held hostage by my leftover candy! This is not good. Someone come rescue me! So, I'm pretty sure my dog knows my every move before I make them. Scary. Hey, I got in trouble this week by Facebook for posting a picture of a Facebook ad. How does that even make sense?? And yet... Well, I discuss a controversial topic on this episode. It's about bodies and boobs and nak...

On this episode I discuss how and why I wrote my latest horror story, "The Specter of Red Dog Road." Then I attach a reading of the story for your Halloween haunted season entertainment. Hope you enjoy it. See you Thursday!

Hi my friends, welcome to a middle-of-the-week show. Last week was a busy one. I did a lot of the things I discussed on the show. Said goodbye to a kitty, told some ghost stories, saw naked breasts on the streets of Atlanta. All the normal stuff. This week I'm into the fairy tales of holidays, social media bully posting and the ongoing failure of adults to be good adults. You know, all the normal...

Hello friends! A short show this week. I'm healing from an episode of stigmata thanks to a power drill and bad judgement. My old man cat is on his last paw and I'm preparing to say goodbye. Sad to let our little friends go, huh? I'm also preparing to tel haunted stories at Stone Mountain Park's "A Tour of Southern Ghosts" storytelling event. If you're in the are stop by and get haunted. We'll talk...

I know. This episode is weird. Quirky. Kinda freaky. Hey, it's the vaccines, okay? Maybe the anti-vac people are on to something after all. Anyway, on this show I discuss vaccines, good music, Cameo and trying to control fame. At least I think that's what I discussed. I can't remember. I'll try again tomorrow. See you soon, friends.

Hey, I actually recorded a show without having to do it twice! Pushing the record button really works! Well, I'm preparing to decorate for autumn, how about you? Atlanta is going to be rather fall-like this week and I'm ready to make the best of it. I got to see "Stop Making Sense" this week and it's still (maybe) the best concert film ever. Catch it on the big screen if you can. Don't forget to e...

I'm joined on this episode by the lovely Maria, a woman I spend most of my life with. Mostly because we got married but also because she's pretty hot and smarter than me is. Unfortunately, I completely get everything off to a bad start by almost getting through the entire show and then realizing I forgot to push "Record." Embarrassing. Anyway, it all turned out okay. We discuss "Only Murders In Th...

Nice to be back, my friends. It was a little forced vacation as I dealt with the earth trying to shake me off of it. I'm not so sure it has ever really been comfortable with me. Hey, I recently read about the Aghori sect of Hinduism and it made me think about a philosophy I developed back in my 20s which I call "The Gospel of Blasphemy." The Aghoris are very unorthodox and unusual. Quite blasphemo...