Outrage Factory

What scared people online this week? In an EXTRA SPOOOOOOOKY Halloween edition of your favorite internet outrage-related podcast, we cover a bunch of truly horrifying topics. LIKE: energy drinks are bad for you, mouthkissing your friends, Derek's chest hair, reasons to exercise, the definition of 'blackface' has now been expanded to include anything black and with a face, Dale won the election, th...

What made the internet angry this week? Derek doesn't care about his carbon footprint. Neither does Qatar, which now has to air condition the outdoors due to climate change. We determine how hot balls actually are. A human centipede, but made out of Reser's burritos. People who wear earplugs to concerts are dorks with great hearing. Concert etiquette 101. We relive the glory days of the internet (...

What made the internet angry this week? A sixteen year old Swedish girl has become public enemy number one for the right, and not for the reasons you might think, you weird pervert! Climate responsibility tips from the experts, explained by two dudes who understand nothing. Dale is amped on a climate protest for possibly the first time ever. We eat canned Beanie Weenies and Easy Cheese, for 20 min...

What made the internet angry this week? Justin Trudeau did something dumb a number of years ago, and an inordinate number of people are rushing to defend him! Politics are godawful and we want no part of them anymore, which is probably good news for this podcast. Americans are not particularly fond of Canadians! A comedian is CENSORED by AN EXTREMELY POPULAR AND REVERED LATE NIGHT WEEKLY COMEDY IN...

What made the internet angry this week? Ladies and gentlemen, we've officially produced 100 too many episodes of this podcast, but thanks for sticking with us. We revisit some of our favorite moments, get woke, and profess our eternal love for each other in this jam-packed 100 MINUTE LONG EPISODE. Also: Andy Ngo deserved to get his ass kicked, twin flames vs soulmates, the things you were mad abou...

What made the internet angry this week? Errant sneezes! Human trafficking: more serious than you might think, and you probably already think it's pretty serious! Notorious mass murderer Hillary and/or Bill Clinton is at it again! We'd make the world's worst muggers! Derek's a gun guy now! We learn things about Greenland! Libertarianism: great in theory, stupid bullshit in principle! Climate change...

What made the internet angry this week? In the wake of an uncharacteristically shooty week for the U.S. (that's irony, folks!), we take a look at some bonkers stats that prove how batshit crazy the U.S. gun violence epidemic really is. Also: it's hot, and we don't have shirts on, so you're lucky this is just a podcast! Also: what's a bigger scourge to the U.S. right now: guns, or feral hogs? YOU M...

What made the internet angry this week? Derek's back! Dale is old as FUCK! Beef with inaccurate time-travel movies. Teleportation problems. Everyone has imposter syndrome except you, you fucking fraud. Listen to Club Soda Club ! Wanna see Dale and I french kiss? Hit up our Patreon . Who is the most successful Saved By The Bell alumnus? Mario Lopez has opinions about gender fluidity in children, LO...

What made the internet angry this week? Kynan Foster joins Dale this week because Derek is out living his best life and we should all be bitter about it. More outrage aimed at a live action movie adaption, this time it's cats and Dale is the angry one. Dale stumbles through explaining 'uncanny valley' to Kynan and how it's causing the new Cats trailer to creep you out. Jason Momoa's still clearly...

What made the Internet angry this week? A riveting tale of how two white guys in the suburbs spend their weekends. Will Smith's worst movies, ranked. Disney gets woke. What's the proper race for a mermaid? At least one of us doesn't know how foreskin works. Stop amplifying the hashtags of the things you don't agree with. People are disproportionately upset over a deleted Toy Story 2 outtake. Every...

What made the internet angry this week? When you're too woke for Canada Day! Camping is for drunks and children. Global warming is...good? The Dalai Lama is in shit for saying his successor should be attractive. We learn about Winnie-the-Poohing. An unintended consequence of weed legalization: dogs are getting high...from...human feces. People in the sober community are mad that sobriety is popula...

What made the internet angry this week? Derek has a new podcast, and it's way better than this one! We have VERY different ideas about what 'sexual experimentation' means. The NHL Draft came to Vancouver, and 'people' (sports journalists) were really mad that we don't have ridesharing. Uber and Lyft suck ass, and you're awful for supporting them. Instagram influencers are back on their bullshit. A...

What made the internet angry this week? Some people may find this shocking, but we are not professional athletes. Dale finds out what a TERF is and he is NOT pleased. Are people getting gender changes to be more successful at sports? One host thinks so! Get your prostate checked! Why we don't see doctors. Justin Trudeau loves oil, but hates plastic. Dale gives a riveting play-by-play of the Transm...

What made the internet angry this week? Derek took an entire week to upload an episode again! More British accents than you can shake a deep-fried Mars bar at! If you could go back in time and stab a Baby Trump balloon, would you do it? One woman would, with hilarious results! YouTube, Facebook, and Twitter care deeply about free speech, as long as it makes them money! A modest proposal for the mo...

What made the internet angry this week? Adults don't know shit, and that's okay! Trump is almost definitely getting reelected, which is bad for humanity but great for this podcast! The lamest near-death experience you could possibly imagine! Is puking funny? Jon Voigt is pro-Trump, and this somehow surprises people! Dating people with the same name as your relatives! Derek and Dale are going gay f...

What made the internet angry this week? The TV show you really like is over, and people have OPINIONS! The internet is 30 years old and we still haven't figured out that online petitions are useless. Robert Pattinson? More like Robert BATtinson, am I right? The Republican Party, a political organization that historically hasn't liked women very much, REALLY doesn't like women, and they're passing...

What made the internet angry this week? SPORTS. Mother's Day. The best species of monkey to eat. 'Dog moms' are neither dogs nor moms, discuss. A southern US state has a surprisingly restrictive approach to abortion! Listen as two idiots with zero understanding of how reproductive organs work discuss how reproductive organs work for twenty minutes. We try (and fail) to understand the YouTube makeu...

What made the internet angry this week? Joe Rogan: dumb guy's smart guy, or smart guy's dumb guy? Sports Illustrated finds a way to make objectifying women woke, because it's 2019. Can women choose the instruments of their own oppression? Stop indoctrinating kids into religion. We're all going to die from cordyceps. Chinese scientists are intent on making Planet of the Apes a reality. If you give...

What made the internet angry this week? Church rules. The objective value of a human life. A brief history of Jesus. Dunking on the dead. The best fast food sandwiches are fish sandwiches. Potheads are still the world's most obnoxious drug addicts, and 4/20 proves it. Bob Marley should be a saint. We inadvertently shame people who take medication. Actual knowledge we absorbed from other podcasts....

What made the internet angry this week? You can now get fired for liking tweets. Idealistic college students are RUINING AMERICA. Not traumatized enough? You can now inherit it through your genes. Satan scores one against the Notre Dame cathedral. Dale and Derek have STRONG OPINIONS about The Lion King remake. The best Disney movie ever made. Cassowaries are fucking terrifying and I cannot underst...

What made the internet angry this week? Every good idea in the universe is taken. Mindfulness: not just hokey hippie bullshit anymore! April Fool's Day has lost all meaning. Fake pregnancy announcements are offensive to people who want real pregnancy announcements. A dozen ways to cook hot dogs. The Japanese have perfected the game show. This week in 'Who Gives A Shit?', this Twitter denizen cares...

What made the internet angry this week? Note to space agencies: if you're advertising an 'all-female spacewalk', you better be ready to put the spacesuits where your mouth is. More casual sexism than you can shake a stick at. Dale and Derek are now experts in the following categories: astronomy, biology, female anatomy, science in general, being handsome and charming. Ladies' tees are problematic!...

What made the internet angry this week? This week on TANGENT FACTORY, we spend a full ten minutes discussing Derek's internet romance. How long do people have sex for, anyways? Why porn makes Dale's back hurt. Tyler Perry is a celebrity for whatever reason and can't believe how much hotel water costs. Bowling. Vin Diesel movies. The worst atrocity ever committed with bagels. A celebrity was expose...

What made the internet angry this week? In a week full of truly awful news, Derek and Dale spend half of the episode discussing the craziest internet argument they saw this week. Also: altar boy insider information; bodily autonomy and consent: not just for adults anymore!; personal trauma as an internet argument trump card; circumcision; Dale explains the 'credit card'; James Gunn is coming back...

#What made the internet angry this week? Dale and Derek have strong feels about Daylight Savings Time. Hitting kids in the face with processed cheese: good or bad? The saddest cheese-related meals we've ever eaten. Happy International Women's Day to everyone except the shitty manbabies who complained about it (and also men in general because FUCK YOU IT ISN'T YOUR DAY.) Dale is harassing his cowor...