Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty watch Betty White's appearance in a bizarre 1987 NBC TV special promoting Saturday morning cartoons that was hosted by ALF. They discuss their favorite kid cartoons, why the child actors on set probably had lots of fun with Betty, and whether Shannon Doherty manifested her roles on Charmed and Heathers.  Watch ALF Loves a Mystery on  YouTube . Join the G...

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty revisit The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Henny Penny," where they discuss Sophia's sexy Peter Pan stiletto boots, whether Chugger Deets committed an illegal act, and why Dorothy was likely the one who wrote the positive review of the performance.  Watch H. Alan's makeup moment (as requested): https://www.youtube.com/halanscott Watch Jenny Nicholson's "...

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty watch Rue McClanahan's guest star appearance in a 2003 episode of the short-lived NBC sitcom,  Whoopi!  They discuss Rue's subtle "high" acting, why the episode had too many messages, and how the Golden Girls would have behaved after smoking a ton of weed.  Vote to make the Golden Girls LEGO set a reality:  https://ideas.lego.com/projects/591a5b3f-11b8-4...

Wow, we can't believe it's been 10 whole years since the first time we said, "Picture it: Los Angeles!" Join H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty as they take a trip down memory lane and listen to snippets of their very first episode way back in 2014. Plus: special appearances by GG VIPs Alaska Thunderfuck and Eliot Glazer, and a sneak peek of our recent interview with The Golden Girls them...

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty revisit The Golden Girls season 1 finale episode "The Way We Met," where they discuss the scene everyone thinks is improvised, roommate dealbreakers, and why having a mini fridge in your bedroom is EVERYTHING.  Buy your ticket to our 9/28 Golden Girls Live Watch-Along Party!  Join the GG VIP Club at   Patreon.com/GoldenGirlsPodcast Watch video versions o...

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty watch Betty White's guest star appearance in a 2004 episode of the  Friends  spin-off,  Joey . They discuss Jennifer Coolidge's anger, Brenda Vaccaro's absence, and their confusion at a wholesome Grandma renting her house for porn shoots.  Join the GG VIP Club at   Patreon.com/GoldenGirlsPodcast Watch video versions of the podcast on  YouTube.com/OutonTh...

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty dive into another episode of "Hot in Cleveland" starring Betty White and featuring a fabulous cameo by Mary Tyler Moore! They discuss gabagool, the connections to "Ladies of the Evening," and their thoughts about getting older. Join the GG VIP Club at   Patreon.com/GoldenGirlsPodcast Watch video versions of the podcast on  YouTube.com/OutonTheLanai For m...

H. Alan Scott/Kerri Doherty revisit The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Room Seven," where they discuss ghostly presences, Sophia's unsafe jumping position, and if Rose truly thought she was gonna find a dead body under that bed. Join the GG VIP Club at   Patreon.com/GoldenGirlsPodcast Watch video versions of the podcast on  YouTube.com/OutonTheLanai For more  Golden Girls  greatness, visit  OutOnT...

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty dive into the 1963 trailer trash treasure "Five Minutes to Love," starring Rue McClanahan as a woman named Poochie who lives in a junkyard! They discuss Rue's marriage to one of the actors, all of the screaming, and the poor baby who definitely should not have been on that set.  Join the GG VIP Club at   Patreon.com/GoldenGirlsPodcast Sign up for Kerri's...

H. Alan Scott/Kerri Doherty revisit the very emotional season 6 Golden Girls episode, "Ebbtide's Revenge!" They discuss the show's treatment of Phil, Sophia's long history of grudges, and the brilliance of Brenda Vaccaro's Emmy-nominated performance.  PLUS: Hear a snippet of our recent interview with Big Sally herself, Brenda Vaccaro! To listen to the full interview, join the GG VIP Club at   Patr...

H. Alan Scott/Kerri Doherty revisit The Golden Girls season 4 episode "Sophia's Wedding: Part 1!" They discuss fan clubs, Quentin Tarantino's feelings about appearing as an Elvis impersonator, and why the frazzled Caterer steals the show.  PLUS: Hear a snippet of our recent interview with fabulous character actor Raye Birk, aka the iconic Caterer! To listen to the full interview, join the GG VIP C...

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty are diving into "Mama for Mayor: Part 2," where they discuss the parallels between Raytown and the current political climate, Betty White's full bedtime glam, and Rue McClanahan's pink Jackie O outfit.  Join the GG VIP Club at  Patreon.com/GoldenGirlsPodcast Watch video versions of the podcast on  YouTube.com/OutonTheLanai For more  Golden Girls  greatne...

She's Yvonne, and this is it! WOOO! A few months ago, H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty had the pleasure of chatting with iconic Golden Girls guest star Hilary Shepard about her iconic role of Yvonne the aerobics instructor! She dished on the aerobics moves she did in her audition, her real-life celebrity aerobics instructor, and the Golden Girls who saved her butt on the first day on th...

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines are back, breaking down another episode of Mama's Family! This time they're diving into "Mama for Mayor: Part 1," where they discuss their love for horny Betty, reckless sitcom driving, and why Mama was like AOC for seniors. Join the GG VIP Club at  Patreon.com/GoldenGirlsPodcast Watch video versions of the podcast on  YouTube.com/OutonTheLanai For more  Golden Girls  gre...

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines are breaking down Betty White's 22 episode arc on the daytime soap opera "The Bold and the Beautiful." They discuss soap acting, private jets, and that emotional  Beaches  moment! Join the GG VIP Club at  Patreon.com/GoldenGirlsPodcast Watch video versions of the podcast on  YouTube.com/OutonTheLanai For more  Golden Girls  greatness, visit  OutOnTheLanai.com  and follow...

H. Alan Scott/Kerri Doherty revisit The Golden Girls season 5 episode "The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes A Lousy Wedding Present!" They discuss what makes them horny, marble bathroom stalls, and Rue McClanahan's impressive nano facial expressions. Join the GG VIP Club at  Patreon.com/GoldenGirlsPodcast Watch video versions of the podcast on  YouTube.com/OutonTheLanai For more  Golden Girls  greatness,...

Happy 4th of July! H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty revisit the season 5 Golden Girls episode "The President's Coming" because it's the closest thing to a patriotic episode! They discuss the Presidents they've met, the Secret Service agent who was in The Brave Little Toaster, and which of the Golden Girls would go to town on a plate of ribs at a summer cookout. Don't forget to tune in J...

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty are breaking down The Golden Girls' Gayest guest stars! They pay tribute to a scorned waiter, our two favorite image consultants, Coco, and so many more!  Join the GG VIP Club at  Patreon.com/GoldenGirlsPodcast Watch video versions of the podcast on  YouTube.com/OutonTheLanai For more  Golden Girls  greatness, visit  OutOnTheLanai.com  and follow us at.....

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty revisit the season 6 Golden Girls episode "Scared Straight!" They discuss "Two Men Tuesdays" in Blanche's bedroom, a crank call vs.a prank call, and Sophia's beautiful speech at the end of the episode that's so perfect to share during Pride month.  Join the GG VIP Club at  Patreon.com/GoldenGirlsPodcast Watch video versions of the podcast on  YouTube.com...

Happy Pride! H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty are joined by GG VIP and "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars" winner Alaska Thunderfuck! The three friends break down the draggiest moments on The Golden Girls, including Dorothy as the Sheriff of Waxahatchee, the horn section of that one jazz band, and OF COURSE the iconic golf country club locker room scene.  Check out Alaska's Tour Dates at  Al...

Happy Pride, everyone! H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty revisit the season 4 Golden Girls episode "Scared Straight," where they discuss Clayton the hobo, the awkward length of time Blanche blows seductively into Dorothy's ear, and if Blanche overreacted in her anger towards Rose. Join the GG VIP Club at  Patreon.com/GoldenGirlsPodcast Watch video versions of the podcast on  YouTube.com/...

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty are revisiting "The Auction" with Chris Gallo, the genius mind behind Golden Girls Posters! They discuss dealing with s**tty people like Jasper DeKimmel, coal miming, and which cereals are acceptable to eat dry.  Check out Chris's work at  Instagram.com/golden_girls_posters Join the GG VIP Club at  Patreon.com/GoldenGirlsPodcast For more  Golden Girls  g...

Are you a Blanche, a Rose, a Sophia, or a Dorothy? This terrible Buzzfeed quiz claims to know the answer based on absolutely nothing. This quiz is so bad it's the Miles of all Golden Girls quizzes. But we had a blast taking it! Cheers to another fun night at The Rusty Anchor!  Take this shit quiz for yourself. Feel better about having wasted time taking a shit quiz by watching this clip of Shirley...

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty are joined by the fabulous Chicago-based cast of "Golden Girls: The Laughs Continue!" Ryan, Vince, Adam, Christopher, and Tommy all break down the tricks into transforming into their characters, the origins of their stage show, and why they don't consider themselves drag performers.  Check out Golden Girls: The Laughs Continue Join the GG VIP Club at  Pa...

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty revisit the season 1 Golden Girls episode "Transplant," where they discuss how Sheree North was almost the next Marilyn Monroe, how baby Danny stayed with the girls for over 2 weeks, and their feelings on being haunted by a dead loved one. Join the GG VIP Club at  Patreon.com/GoldenGirlsPodcast For more  Golden Girls  greatness, visit  OutOnTheLanai.com...