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This week, Trent and Dane ‘Tsunami of Mustard’ get a little noisy, and do a bracket of the most famous sound effects that Trent can legally distinctly recreate! Dane can’t talk even when he’s talking about how the army is losing to ground squirrels in North Dakota. Trent is Trent Trent Prime, Dane loves a lightsaber, and the Boise try to rank all their favorite noises. Shoutout to BenSound for the...

This week Trent and Dane ‘Unskippable Dialogue’ time themselves, and see if they can get more done in 7 minutes and 36 seconds than the federal government can! Danes tells us about Hungarian literature, Trent is very confident in his Halo knowledge, and the boys are both 🅱️aby 🅱️acked 🅱️itches. Shoutout to BenSound for the music!

This week, Trent and Dane both were in A Mood™️ so they did the only logical thing: get exceedingly drunk over the course of the recording. Danes article is about a gay message in a bottle, and Trent settles some arguments over which states do what. We discover Dane is an armpit guy, Trent cannot count, and how important ‘per capita’ is for google searches. Shoutout to BenSound for the music!

This week, Trent and Dane ‘Dinner and a Show’ play a little game, a game of deception and commercial knowledge, and Dane brings us Big Bear News! Danes a birthday boy, Trent loves lying, and the boys just have a laugh playing their new game, In-Faux-Mercial!

This week, Trent and Dane ‘Rear Admiral, Rear as in Butt’ are seeing double with too many twins! Trent enlightens us on the collaborative history of Mountain Dew, and the boys rank a little Dew Bracket! Dane can’t read, Trent keeps an eye on Tigger, and the boys hate the word multiples. Shoutout to BenSound for the music!

This week Trent and Dane ‘Fibonacci Rearranger’ get into villainy, with a bracket of the best (worst?) video game villains! Dane tells us of the life or Lorenzo the Lobster, Trent sees a quest icon, and the guys really should play Borderlands 2. Shoutout to BenSound for the music!

This week, Trent and Dane ‘Isosceles’ do their best to make this episode all for you! Dane regales us with tales of a colossal number 2, Trent gives us rules to live by, and the boys have a massive 32 piece sandwich bracket to determine the best sandwich of all time. Shoutout to BenSound for the music!

This week, Trent and Dane ‘Contractually Obligated’ get into one good old fashioned nerd shit, by highlighting their favorite non DnD RPGs and going so far as to make characters live in the Lancer RPG from Massif Press! Danes got bee stories, Trent wants some drones, and the boys have a grand old time wishing they could be piloting giant mech suits. Shoutout to BenSound for the music!

This week, Trent and Dane ‘Da da dun dun’ Larson get into some monkey business with Danes article, and Trent takes us all on a little journey of hope about the Voyager mission. Dane is a b*tch-hole, Trent is a bad boyfriend, and together the lads take a moment simply stare at the stars. Shoutout to BenSound for the music!

This week, Trent and Dane ‘The Last Atlantean’ can’t stand Cannes, and Trent educates Dane on The Brothers Loose. Trent is a certified Oreo Fiend, Dane calls 911, and the boys write the next Wes Anderson film (please Wes give them a chance) Shout out to BenSound for the music!

This week, we have a new pope! Trent and Dane ‘Armor Penetrating’ Larson hyuck it up about new pope news and learn about how Scotch gets made! Trent gets a call from the sheriff, Dane gets broken by a clown, and the lads write themselves a one way ticket to catholic hell, speedrunning their previous record. Shoutout to BenSound for the music!

This week, Trent and Dane ‘Big Boned’ Larson race their asses off (In burro race news) and Trent brings to light some of the more famous curses in history! Dane is hated by Denver, Trent drives too mu ch, and both our lads really need a nap and some caffeine for next episode! Shoutout to BenSound for the Music!

This week, Trent and Dane ‘Laboratory Grade Tums’ do a little 1980s throwback, getting into the greatest hits of one of Americas (alleged) greatest presidents! Trent has a sickness, Dane has his soulmate, and together the boys do their best to stay positive in light of, well, the everything.

This week, Trent and Dane ‘Archduke of Candy Land’ dive into marshmallow air strikes in the news, and the history of hotdogs, specifically at baseball games. Dane has a traffic weirdo, Trent sees a vacuum graveyard, and to top it off the boys put Major League Baseball’s finest foods onto a bracket to determine who’s opening day digs deserve the designation of delicious! Shoutout to BenSound for th...

This week Trent and Dane ‘Cutesy Little Side Table’ Larson discuss the recently announced (far too late) stunts category being added to the Oscars! Trent gets absolutely duped, Dane gives in to the Dark Side, and the lads reminisce over the coolest shit movies have done in the last 20 years. Shoutout to BenSound for the music!

This week Trent and Dane ‘Loom of the Fruit’ dive into the sordid and bizarre history of retired fast food mascots, as well as their weekly bracket, this time ranking discontinued fast food menu items! Dane is ‘taking a break,’ Trent misses his lizard milk, and the boys really aren’t that against Arbys. Shoutout to Bensound for the music!

This week, Trent and Dane divulge truly just how much white folk love cheese, and put their 32 favorites onto the bracket we all know and love. Dane makes an idiot/compliment/crazy sandwich, Trent promises he won’t yell, and the boys grill each other over the finest dairy products the internet can list. Shoutout to Bensound for the music!

This week, Trent and Dane ‘Dolphin DNA’ pave the way for an education on the evils of parking lots! Dane knows kung-fu, Trent tells us the secrets of getting out of parking tickets, and the boys work their way through a truly thrilling and mysterious bracket of Smoke and Mirrors! Shoutout to Bensound for the music!

This week Trent and Dane ‘Wyoming Denier’ make sure you’re aware of various drugs and alcohols, with a bracket of their favorites! Dane tells us of missing gorillas and smuggled turtles, Trent indulges in the jazz cabbage, and the boys fight their way to the ultimate alcoholic beverage. Shoutout to BenSound for the music!

This week Trent and Dane ‘The 🅱️ancient One’ dive into the results of their Oscar’s draft, and Dane brings an article about racing to make pancakes. Trent goes in hard on Adrien Brody, Crush The Turtle goes in hard on Dane, and the boys lament Dune 2 being snubbed left, right, and center. Shoutout to BenSound for the music!

This week, it’s time to get serious, or should we say cereal? It’s National Cereal Day (when this releases) so Trent and Dane ‘Clown College Dropout’ uncover just how bizarre of a start cereal got in this country, and Dane brings us not one but two mystery headlines! Trent needs to mix in a water, Dane has a throwback to episode 8, and the lads have a surprise bracket of YOUR favorite sugared cere...

This week Trent and Dane ‘Perfectly Normal Cousin’ tackle everyone’s favorite hate watch, The Oscars! They take the 16 films that were nominated for the most awards (with a handful of caveats of course,) and draft them into two teams, May the best movies win! Right, the academy? The best ones will win right? Trent prepares himself for some Wicked flak, Dane upgrades Trent’s backstory to ‘fully fuc...

This week Trent and Dane ‘Fully Vaccinated’ go way, way back in time, via mummy’s and the Aztecs! Dane brings us the smell of mummies, and Trent dives too deep into exactly why we use ‘Vanilla’ as a term for boring when really, it’s anything but. Trent plans his funeral, Dane has ice cream questions, and the lads wish they could be professional mummy smellers. Shoutout to Bendsound for the music!

This week Trent and Dane ‘Infinite Feet in Infinite Mouths’ prepare for Valentines Day! Dane brings us a ‘shitty’ valentine, and Trent assembles the Lovers Feast (or the Freaks Feast if ya nasty) in the form of an (allegedly) aphrodisiac laden 6 dish meal to get into to mood for the loveliest holiday of them all. Trent doesn’t discriminate what you’re into, Dane gets yelled at, and the boys laugh...

This week Trent and Dane ‘Ish’ Larson return to their roots, with a good old fashioned food argument! 32 Super Bowl party foods, only one winner. Single elimination bracket, for the title of best Super Bowl Lick. Trent will drunkenly hunt groundhogs, Dane is a Big Little Smokies Guy, and the lads get emotional about charcuterie and garlic bread. Shoutout to Bensound for the music!