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It's an OrkU holday! The boys of Our Reviews Will Kill You go through a list of what Christmas traditions can stay and what can go. Then the boys get into some reviews

Get ready for war, Scott leaves Z and Noob Noob alone as the dastardly duo discuss HBO Max, Christopher Nolan, Colonel Sanders, Bob Dylan, Bears, Starving Rats, Aliens. They might also review things like The Sound of Metal, Marauders, The Undoing, and the game awards

This week on OrkU, Jake Paul and Tyson fight, Darth Vader dies, Monoliths appear and disappear, Fortnight Galactus Event, polish ice vs. italian ice, HBO Max announcement, 66 bottles of whiskey, Ketchup candy canes, Puerto Rico Bond telescope collapse, Pants down Wawa fight. Then reviews of Ghosts of War, The Undoing, Great Pretender

00:00 The Chaos begins 09:52 Star Wars Rey Bear 11:42 Belle Delphine censored 16:10 Joss Whedon 20:50 Last of us 2 wins big 26:23 Poland's worlds deepest pool 30:00 Full Beaver Moon 31:45 Town of Fugging 36:14 Doctor Who and the Dalek 48:20 OrkTales 01:11:30 Adventure Time Obsidian 01:15:39 Underwater Movie 01:23:06 Kevin Hart Netflix

00:00 Start the Show 06:00 Lilo and Stitch 09:06 Wonderwoman 1984 11:44 The Child Mandalorian 21:45 Walking Dead origins 22:36 Batman loses showrunner 25:25 Justice League 27:42 Conan O'Brien goes to HBO 32:23 Gamestop 37:46 Scorpion King Reboot 41:50 Star Wars Hotel 43:57 Avengers Game Hawkeye's kid 46:30 Orktales 59:32 Moonbase 8 01:03:15 Truth Seekers 01:06:20 One Strange Rock 01:12:25 The Libe...

(00:00) Begin the show (09:49) Mikaela Spielberg (18:50) Alex Trebek (23:45) Stardust David Bowie (29:15) McDonald's McPlant (32:20) Square Enix Avengers game (35:40) Johnny Depp Fantastic Beasts (40:11) Britney Spears Conservatorship (41:40) Outrageous OrkTales (59:25) Batman Death in the Family (01:06:40) The Witches

This week on OrkU, Jared Leto back as joker, 3 Jokers story resolved, Britney Spears says I’m ok, Jim Gaffigan cast as Thunderbolt in Stargirl, a whale tail of a train story, Sausage King killed with crossbow, Thieves tunnel into Whitney Houston’s cellar. Then reviews of Borat 2 on Amazon Prime and Netflix Over the moon, Blood of Zeus, and Knock Knock

The boys are bringing some scary good fun this week with news of murder hornets, NY rat holes, and skeleton strippers. Then the ghouls go deep into the soul of horror with a simple question. What makes a movie truly scary? The list of real horror movies may scare and frighten you our of your skin!

This week on OrkU Michael B Jordan is Static Shock, Britney Spears snake pit bikini and stripper dancing, Netflix cancels Away, science says Sinister is scary, Quibi quits. Then after some outrageous tales of sun fish, a zamboni, and squirrels, the boys review Terminator Dark Fate, Hellstrom and Hellsing on Hulu, David Byrne American Utopia, and Crash Bandicoot It's About Time

This week on OrkU, Nudity in Lord of the Rings, Gal Gadot is Cleopatra, razor blade pizza dough, Avengers looter shooter is already dead, WW2 bomb exploding, Godzilla zipline, another LAX jetpack sighting, PS4 spies. Then reviews of Hubie Halloween, The Boys, Social Dilemma

This week on OrkU. New McDonald's celebrity meal, Regal Cinema dies, Last of Us TV show, Playboy with Dolly Parton and Bad Bunny, Rick Moranis gets attacked, Van Halen passing, Gucci new fashion, new Godzilla Anime Singular Point, Batman Robbert Pattison rumors, The Boys. Reviews of American Murder: Family Next Door, Dragons Dogma, Invisible Man, Tigtone

This week on OrkU. Borat 2 movie title, Vin Diesel’s dance track, South Park filled Bronco’s stadium, Jurassic World Velocicoaster, Batman Unburied podcast, Carol Baskins dressed like a tiger, you can’t change the future with time travel, even if it is now real, Barry Jenkins directing Lion King 2. Then reviews of Camp Cretaceous, Southpark Pandemic Special, Fargo

This week, Tatiana Maslany is She Hulk, Henry Cavil gets 3 movie deal, Croods 2, Microsoft buys Bethesda, Wandavision, Dark Crystal, Supergirl, Tom Cruise in Space, Fast Times Weird Table Reads, 25 ton Gundam suit moves, The Boys spinoff, John Cena, Justice League Zack Snyder reshoots. Then reviews of Challenger and Enola Holmes on Netflix

This week, the news covers Chris Evans' unit, Teen Hunter chopped up in cornfield, Carol Baskins late husband ad campaign, China’s vertical forrest, Jonathan Majors joins Antman as Kang the Conqueror, TMNT Last Ronin, PS5, Floyd Mayweather vs Logan Paul, Tik Tok filing teeth, someone save Britney. Then reviews of Babysitter 2, Superman Man of Tomorrow, Dancing with the Stars Tiger Style, Secret Ob...

This week, news covers #henrycavilsuperman, Odell Beckham’s secret, Madden gets woke, Noob-Noob does the WAP, Daisy Ridley drops a bomb on Star Wars, it’s over for the Kardashians, Xbox releases, Walking Dead finally ends. Then reviews of Cobra Kai, The Boys on Amazon, Tenet, and Unhinged.

The news this week covers Paulie's robot being pulled from Rocky 4, Netflix launching free streaming, trouble for Lily the AT&T girl, Batman and Riddler give directions with Waze, Jet Packs in LAX, Rockstar GTA Online mass bans, Joe Rogan gets censored on Spotify, and David Blaine gets high with balloons. Reviews of New Mutants, Wizards Tales of Arcadia, Great Pretender, Chucky 2019, Lucifer, and...

Back to a full list as the news covers Keanu Reeves taking on Wolverine, Lord of the Rings game with Gollum, Texas Chainsaw sequel, Tom Cruise seeing am movie in theaters, it was Tenet, the Wonder Woman Cheetah X Box, Altered Carbon, Fortnight and Marvel. Then Reviews of Selena + Chef, The Vow, Deathstroke Knights and Dragons, Class Action Park and Beserk on HBO Max

Big news this week as DC has major layoffs, Ryan Reynolds sells out his Aviation Gin, Cattle Butt Eyes, DC Fandome and more Batman news. Then reviews of Stargirl, Lovecraft Country, Project Power, and Doom Patrol.

This week on OrkU. SOS actually saves some sailors, a thicc new Wonder Woman, Troll Hunters Rise of the Titans, Amazon Prime Gaming, the perverted Hasbro Trolls World Tour Doll. Reviews of Doom Patrol, Seven Deadly Sins, Star Trek Lower Decks.

Stories all over the place this week! Twilight is Netflix's most important sports movie? Zombie Cicadas! Mulan rides to Disney Plus, Ryan Reynolds makes a Green Lantern cut, FBI raids Jake Paul, Noob-Noob comes out as tri-sexual, Schrodinger and his cat get an upgrade, Fortnight features The Dude, aka, Big Lebowski. Reviews of Transformers War for Cybertorn, Umbrella Academy Season 2, and Sharkcan...

Another exciting week with OrkU as the boys talk about Rick and Morty season 5, Black Suit Superman, Joss Whedon getting pulled from Comic-Con, the Lust from Beyond trailer on PC gaming, 3 Banksy paintings making buck, it's Mediterranean Sea View 2017, Florida says Dragon Ball Z is porn, and George RR Martin should be locked up. After all that the boys talk about sport bubbles, Formula 1: Drive to...

Following a milestone episode with more greatness, the boys of OrkU start the news with Gamer Girl Simulators, Keanu Reeves comic books, Meta Critic changing user reviews, Tenet has trouble with time, Killer Camp, Sharkcano, Are You Afraid of Shurddlefish, and Joaquin Phoenix saves some hostages. Then the boys have some follow up and new reviews with Snow Piercer, Adventure Time Distant Lands, The...

In this special episode of OrkU, the boys celebrate a milestone as they review Old Guard, Hyperdrive, and Dark on Netflix. Before that, they talk news of Star Trek Lower Decks, Peacock Network, the real Tiny Batman, Red Dead Protestion, the passing of Grant Imahara, Jada Pinket and Will Smith's open status.