Our POoRCHoices the Podcast

This week the fellas discuss that so often there are two types of people in a relationship, those who believe that showing up on time means you're already late and those who don't give a damn about time.   In the realm of poor choices for the week, Commando is second guessing his recent pop-up tent purchase for which Sarcastro offers an alternative use for to make it not a poor choice.  Sarcastro...

This week the fellas talk about Sarcastro's update about his experience after having Hurricane Milton blowing through town, the benefits of the bar and breakfast at Embassy Suites hotels, and taking the kids to Halloween haunts.   Fatty provides an update on the poker run he was doing at the lake, Sarcastro gets the silent treamtment, Commando screws up his Spotify algorithm and Banky starts to ex...

This week Fatty and Banky talk about decorating for the holidays (mainly Halloween and Christmas) and their memories of how some of the houses in their neighborhoods set up for Halloween and the haunted house run by the local Jaycees.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky sit down to discuss three recent new stories involving two teens stealing a NYC subway train, the annual Burmese python hunt in the Florida everglades and the alleged murder of Hvladimir the Russian "spy whale". Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

Welcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast.  On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. In episode two of The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to dis...

This week Commando kicks off the conversation with a quick story about drones before the fellas talk about the potential reopening of the Three Mile Island nuclear power plant to produce enough power for Microsoft's AI ambitions and what that means for other nuclear power plants that have closed down as the demand for power on the various grids increases.  An act of Mother Nature saves Sarcastro f...

This week Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky get together to talk about an Instagram Reel that Fatty shared from SemiSauced and theorize about 4 activities that they would have to complete in the span of a single day where they have to select which activities they would do 6 times, 12 time, 18 time or 24 times and it shows that for Sarcastro not much has changed in 20+ years.  Intro and Outro music writte...

This week the entire gang is back together to discuss an article Sarcastro found about the wishes of a man who donated 1,300 acres of land to a Boy Scouts of America (soon to be Scouting America) troop in Hernando County, Florida with the wishes that the Scouts would never sell it or use it for commerical use otherwise the land ownership would go to the County.  It sparks a very lively debate with...

This week Commando is back and brings up an article about a woman who appears to have passed away at work on a Friday and wasn't found until the following Tuesday which sparks the question from Sarcastro on how long it would take until anyone would realize any of the show members were dead.  Fatty discusses a poor choice made by his wife while she was President during a popular drinking card game....

Welcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast.  On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape.   In the premier episode Sarcastro is joined by Banky to discuss the first epis...

This week the fellas start by discussing an article Sarcastro found about Pavel Durov (creator of Telegram and billionaire entrepreneur) and the claim that he is the biological father to at least 100 children through donations he's made over the past 15 years.  This leads to an inquiry of how many kids other celebs have and without judgment they do some light research live on the show for a slew o...

This week Fatty proposes that the fellas identify the three Muppets that they feel describe each of themselve best and that you can be judged on those.  Sarcastro provides an article about French actor Alain Delon's family not honoring his wishes to have his dog euthanized when he passed away and discuss what their feelings are on if that should be something that is honored which leads into Fatty...

This week Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky talk about an article where a man is attempting to sue Disney but they are trying to get it thrown down to arbitration because of what was written in the terms of service for a trial of Disney+ he had signed up for years ago.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week Corporal, Fatty and Banky discuss a recent ruling upheld by the Ohio Supreme Court noting that boneless chicken wings can in fact have bones in them and it should be expected which Fatty agrees with while Corporal and Banky feel that they shouldn't have bones without a disclaimer.  Fatty provides a dissapointing update to his cruise experience but overall had a great time.  Corporal shar...

This week the fellas talk about an article Sarcastro found on Auto Brewery Syndrome in where your body produces alcohol making you appear intoxicated.  Fatty shares some knowledge that Jim Koch of Samuel Adams/Boston Beer Company fame allegedly consumes dry yeast in order to prevent getting drunk.  Corporal shares a Reddit link of some idiot trying to give themselves Auto Brewery Syndrom and big s...

This week Corporal, Sarcastro and Banky discuss a news article from 6ABC out of Philadelphia about vending machines in grocery stores that dispense ammunition which leads to the question of what else can we put in vending machines.  Based on some of the ideas, Sarcarstro makes the suggestion that he'd like to see the product made in the machine thus giving us the title for this episode.   Sarcastr...

This week Corporal, Sarcastro and Banky talk about a monkey invasion in Thailand and the most dangerous jobs in America according to a Forbes article and discuss if the rate of pay is enough for the risk. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week on the show, no we aren't quoting Pee Wee's Big Adventure with that "Remember the Alamo" reference, Corporal and Banky discuss the recent purchase of the Alamo Drafthouse chain of theaters by Sony Pictures thanks to one US District Court Judge's determination to put an end to the Paramount Decrees a few years ago and what impacts that can have on consumers and those who work in the indus...

This week Sarcastro and Banky discuss an article from CNN about how hand puppets are being used by an ornithologist to help train the shoebill stork into being able to survive in the wild and increase their population which sets up an idea for the the fellas to use a similar method to train other animals to handle landscaping and car washing jobs as well as retail jobs at those dollar retailer sto...

This week Sarcastro and Banky talk about botched promotional give-aways after Banky finds an article about a Pizza Hut opening up in his old neighborhood and someone screwed up the free pizza for a year promotion.  Banky shares the fiasco of trying to get Jet's Pizza delivered while he was traveling and is possibly flagged from being able to get food from them ever again.   Sarcastro shares Queen...

This week the fellas talk about an article that Commando found recenlty about the amount of mircroplastics that humans ingest each week and that there have been studies that found them in heart and testicles of people.  Fatty expresses his sunny disposition on the matter while Corporal and Commando make suggestions on what to do to get away from using plastics while Banky makes sure to have extra...

This week the gang gathers around to talk about weaponized drone dogs and the news that Chuck E. Cheese is decomissioning all but two of their animitronic bands which leads the fellas to considering how to repurpose the retired units to use in conjunction with the drone dogs or that they can become our rodent overlords.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar...

This week Commando, Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky sit down to discuss the BORG, no not the characters from Star Trek; The Next Generation but rather the blackout rage gallon.  A somewhat popular trend for college aged folks that is truly a poor choice even by POoRCHoices standards.    Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week the whole gang sits down to talk about a town in California for sale that Commando found an article about and they immediate decide to turn it into a tourist destination for deviants through the use of robots.  Sarcastro shares another list of gifts for Father's Day that are "better than whiskey stones" from their favorite CNN Underscored contibuting editor and it turns out Fatty has mor...

This week the gang gets together to talk about a couple articles that Sarcastro and Corporal found about killer whales attacking yachts and eating great white sharks and how they are getting more intelligent and wondering how long before they start eating people.  This spins into talk of making a new version of Voyage of the Mimi and how the person who named the anatomy of whales had just given up...