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Acomi and Turk182 decide to get their swole on and sign a year long membership to the STARBODY HEALTH SPA. They get super pumped and learn that pain is just death entering the body. At ST_R_OD_ HEA_TH SPA getting vascular makes it easier for you to bleed out. You too can die while getting in the best shape of your life. _T_R__D_ _EA_TH SPA is where all the Hollywood stars go to get a Killer Workou...

Acomi and Turk182 decide to become the ladies men they've always dreamed of by becoming students of The D.E.N.N.I.S. system from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia . Created by Dennis "brother of Sweet Dee" Reynolds and demonstrated in season 5 episode 10, The D.E.N.N.I.S. is a 6 step method to capture any woman's heart and and her undying love.  Six simple steps. 1. Demonstrate Value. 2. Enga...

Acomi and Turk182 flip through Netflix and make comments about the various shows available. Acomi presents his new business idea that involves his old career of making bread. Warning! Acomi's idea should not be listened to by anyone.   After his business plan is summarily rejected by Turk, Acomi switches to telling the story of Jeffrey Manchester a.k.a. Roofman. Roofman, robbed over 40 McDona...

Acomi and Turk182 take a trip to Amazonia in search of the lost tribe responsible for the Massacre in Dinosaur Valley (1985). Known by some as Amazonas , Cannibal Ferrox II , and Stranded In Dinosaur Valley . Regardless of what you call it, the outcome is the same. No dinosaurs, hardly a massacre, slave traders, and unexpected (but not really) cannibals.  A cult classic, though we're not enti...

Part 2 Acomi and Turk182 read an article from Buzzfeed titled 49 Movies That Are So Awful People Had To Stop Watching Them . A user generated opinion poll collected from Reddit and the "Buzzfeed community". Two sites that are more toxic than the entire Troma universe.  In the second half of the Buzzfeed movie troll-a-thon, Acomi and Turk give up on reading the contributor's comments, and just...

Acomi and Turk182 read an article from Buzzfeed titled 49 Movies That Are So Awful People Had To Stop Watching Them . A user generated opinion poll collected from Reddit and the "Buzzfeed community"; both teeming with more trolls than Mordor has orcs. A list from "average" people complaining and commenting on movies that are supposedly too horrible to sit through. You're off the hook on this one,...

Hey, there. I'm Acomi. And, this is my hetero partner Turk182. We love talking to interesting and sexy people on the phone. All you have to do is call us here on the Party Line (1989). It's discreet, and anonymous. You can discuss all your wildest fantasies with us.  Do you fantasize about being intimate with someone close to you that you've known your whole life? What about a substitute for...

Acomic and Turk182 ask each other questions from a movie trivia book. In true Turk fashion, he get's hung up on the answer to a question that he got "wrong" and refuses to accept that it was a wrong answer. THE SMITHSONIAN MUSEUM.   Don't expect a clean sweep. Acomi knows a lot more about movies than he lets on. And, he doesn't cheat like he did with the sci-fi trivia book.  #OMTWF #Acom...

Acomi and Turk182 talk about what songs they want played at their funerals and the need to make your own funeral CD. Take control of the last thing you can, after you no longer have the ability to take control of anything. The two talk about sequels made for movies that didn't need a sequel, like American Psycho 2 . Contrastly, they both fully recognize movies like Aliens (1986), which was an unne...

Acomi and Turk182 take another vacation to Molokai, Hawaii to visit some of their favorite people, the beautiful and deadly members of the L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies spy organization with Do Or Die (1991). But, before they can grab a bite of poi, a pineapple drink, and a cheap lei, the learn the fearsome Donna and Nicole have been targeted for death b one of their enemies.  Crime boss Kane hires six...

Part 2 Acomi and Turk182 continue with their venture into the Ask Reddit subreddit, where strangers ask other strangers for advice. Who's stranger than Acomi and Turk? The two take it upon themselves to answer these questions, the way they answer every question.  Turk presents his answer to the Alice In Wonderland question "When is a raven like a writing desk".  #OMTWF #Acomi #Turk182 #K...

Part 1 Acomi and Turk182 pay a visit to the subreddit Ask Reddit, where strangers ask other strangers for advice. Who's stranger than Acomi and Turk? The two take it upon themselves to answer these questions, the way they answer every question.  #OMTWF #Acomi #Turk182 #KorovaEntertainment #Kanye2026 #1000cc #Reddit #AskReddit  Follow Acomi on Twitter at @AcomiDraws and on Instagram at Ac...

Acomi and Turk182 put on their cargo pants, director's jacket, and pack their primitive language translation book and explore the mountain caves that lead to The Phantom Empire (1988). Directed by B-movie champion Fred Olen Ray, and featuring Sybil Danning, Jeffrey Combs, and Robby the Robot the laughs in this campy sci-fi film don't come from the intentional jokes, but from the things that aren't...

Acomi and Turk182 hit on random topics, from good songs with strange or odd lyrics, TV commercials, sensationalized news articles, racist bank tellers, and others.  Turk believes that he now has the proof he needs to purchase Gwyneth Paltrow's candle. They question how do people in business meetings say that something sounds perverted, without making themselves look like perverts. They discus...

Acomi brings to Turk182 another hidden internet "gem" that could have stayed hidden. Internet playboy, all around ladies man, and tetrahydrocannabinol connoisseur, Jorie, introduces us to a life the rest of us can only dream about. Jorie tells the internet about his three pott smoking girlfriends Blaze, Chas Chas, and Funk.  But, all good things must come to an end. Take listen to Jories' cau...

Acomi and Turk182 slick back their hair (figuratively), put on dark clothes, start speaking in a broken staccato, and sharpen their ceremonial daggers to watch Mind, Body, and Soul (1992). Starring, our new favorite 80s movie actor, Wing Hauser - WINGS! - and Ginger Lynn Allen, in a movie about a satanic cult, dark magic, clueless cops, poorly run jails, houses without security systems, and bad ac...

Acomi and Turk182 play the game Will You Push the Button? The two are presented with an option to do something special, or gain a special ability, but it has an unexpected cost, or side effect.  Will they push the button?  Their answers show the two hosts see how well aligned their thinking is, and, more importantly to the, how closely aligned to the everyone else. Maybe, the self procla...

Acomi and Turk182 step back into the quagmire that is Reddit to add some clarity to a subject they know all too well. Visiting the subreddit Am I the A**hole, the two read some redditor's posts, and give their expert opinion as to who is the real a**hole in that situation.  When you want medical advice, you go to a doctor. You want legal advice, you go to a lawyer. You want to know which of y...

Acomi and Turk182 ask: "What's a perfect example of having everything you need to be successful, and screwing it all up anyway?" The answer: The Spirit (2008). With enough acting talent and visual eye candy to make Hugh Hefner take notice, and a multi-talented and award winning writer and artist behind the camera, and based on an award winning graphic novel created by THE award wining comic creato...

Having barely survived the travesty that was the Legends of the Superheroes DC Comics special, Acomi and Turk182 wonder if they could do a better job. Without preparation, you be the judge if that's good or bad, the two toss off-the-cuff jabs at Batman, Green Arrow, and any other DC hero that dares to try and save the day.  #OMTWF #Acomi #Turk182 #KorovaEntertainment #AmericanDad #RogersRoast...

Acomi and Turk182 take on the legal system by trying their hand at defending court cases. Kinda. The two look up a few court cases, or legal entanglements, online and present their take on the issue; based on the limited information available. If they think the case has merit, or is winnable, they discuss how they would go about arguing for their client.  Or, tearing apart the other sides cas...

What's even better than "Michaeling down your Vincent's"? Powering up your Zords!  Acomi and Turk182 enjoy the peaceful town of Angel Grove, while learning the history and valiant fight for that peace. A war between good and evil that could only be fought and won by the Mighty Morphin (no apostrophe) Power Rangers (MMPR). In a story that takes place outside of the continuity of the TV show an...

Part 2. Acomi and Turk182 scan through the new Hellboy Roleplaying Game (RPG) and create their own player characters for future game play. Reading through the book - mainly reading - for the first time, the two try to determine what kind of character they want to make. Someone that's completely human and works with the paranormal and supernatural, or someone that's been gifted, or cursed, by the o...

Part 1. Acomi and Turk182 scan through the new Hellboy Roleplaying Game (RPG) and create their own player characters for future game play. Reading through the book - mainly reading - for the first time, the two try to determine what kind of character they want to make. Someone that's completely human and works with the paranormal and supernatural, or someone that's been gifted, or cursed, by the o...

Acomi does a solo watch of the Sonic the Hedgehog fan film by Blue Core Studios. Available on YouTube, this fan film features cameos by the Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) James Rolfe, and The Nostalgia Critic, with Sonic being voiced by Jaleel White. Clocking in at 18:30 minutes, the film is a not for profit fan film/spec film made in 2013.  There's not much to talk about, but it's always good...