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Acomi and Turk182 look back on the grueling, mind numbing, and disappointing Hammer House of Horror television series. Recapping each of the 13 episodes and ranking them from "Okay" to "Eye Bleedingly Bad", the two talk about what, if anything, they liked about the episode, and what made it unbearably horrendous. Then, there's the wasted talent. Peter Cushing. Patricia Quinn. Brian Cox. Pierce Bro...

Acomi and Turk182 pay yet another visit to Reddit r/sex community and give their semi-expert opinion about poster's problems and dilemmas. Remember, Acomi and Turk aren't professional counsellors or therapists, they're just know-it-alls with a microphone and internet access. These are their opinions and resolutions to unasked questions, or as they call them, "sextions".  In the immortal words...

Acomi and Turk182 are back with a new episode of Japanese Spider-Man a.k.a. Supaidaman, with episode 8 A Very Mysterious Folktale: The Cursed Cat Mound .  This episode breaks new ground for a kids/family show with scenes that definitely wouldn't pass American TV standards for a young audience.  And then, there's the mystery of Acomi and Turk's strange prescience of future events. Have th...

Part 2 Acomi and Turk182 go on the attack with the pro fat online and social media culture that want to celebrate overweight celebrities. Promoting famous people for their price by pound, instead of their talent. People that use the physical appearance of actors, musicians, and the like, as a way to obfuscate from their reality. Ham sweaters that want to compare themselves to talented people based...

Part 1 Acomi and Turk182 go on the attack with the pro fat online and social media culture that want to celebrate overweight celebrities. Promoting famous people for their price by pound, instead of their talent. People that use the physical appearance of actors, musicians, and the like, as a way to obfuscate from their reality. Ham sweaters that want to compare themselves to talented people based...

Acomi and Turk182 asks: What if someone made a low budget knockoff version of Reanimator (1985) - before the movie came out -, kept all the gore, and cut out all the good story elements? Then you'd have this charming film from New Zealand, starring the great Michael Hurst, Death Warmed Up (1984). For people who want their death hot enough to eat, but not so hot that it burns their mouth.  Aft...

NSFW Part 2 Continuing from the last episode. Acomi and Turk182 decide that after seasons it's time to dedicate an episode to a something they have a fair interest in. Adult films. a.k.a. pornography a.k.a. porno a.k.a. porn a.k.a. skin flicks a.k.a. basement movies a.k.a. the devil's eye candy, etc. But, rather than discuss actresses, actors, scenes, and their personal proclivities, Acomi and Tur...

NSFW Part 1 Acomi and Turk182 decide that after seasons it's time to dedicate an episode to a something they have a fair interest in. Adult films. a.k.a. pornography a.k.a. porno a.k.a. porn a.k.a. skin flicks a.k.a. basement movies a.k.a. the devil's eye candy, etc.  But, rather than discuss actresses, actors, scenes, and their personal proclivities, Acomi and Turk are doing reviews of recen...

Acomi and Turk182 test their fright limits by watching a movie with an abundance of horror elements, Devil Story (1986). A couple, vacationing in France, are forced to stay the night... or, did they make reservations? I can't recall ... anyway... The attempt to spend the night in an old castle that has been turned into a hotel (which, by the way, is run by two old people, and have no other guests)...

Acomi and Turk182 talk about corporate training and training videos, and repetitive and ineffective they are. Every employer makes their employees take harassment training, corporate security training, fraud training, etc. Most of the training "classes" and videos are the same from previous years, and are far from engaging.  None of them feel like they're actually meant to teach any one, but...

Acomi and Turk182, along with guest, Generic, pick up their conversation about why Armageddon (1998) is a far better movie than people give it credit for. Turk provides reference and explanations for viewers' misunderstandings. Generic says something that he thinks is an acceptable defense about DART.  With Acomi indirectly stirring the pot of contention, The Great Armageddon Debate falls sho...

Acomi and Turk182 are joined by guest Generic as they watch the underrated Bruce Willis classic film. Not North .  Or, Blind Date . Or, Look Who's Talking, Too . Or, Cop Out . Or, Sunset .  It's in the title. HUDSON HAWK ! The greatest Bruce Willis movie ever made! Recently released from prison, cat burglar extraordinaire, Hudson Hawk, is roped into a bizarre, madcap scheme to find the m...

Part 2 Insane. Disturbed. Wanted. Fugitive. Cult Leader. While these words could be used to describe Acomi and Turk182, they're being used to describe the multifaceted human being known as Ezra Miller. Known as the very talented star of indie movies like We Need To Talk About Kevin , Afterschool , and The Perks of Being A Wallflower , they/he has gone the wrong way around the sun and is completely...

Part 1 Actor. Dreamer. Activist. Creator. Accomplished Actor.  While these words could be used to describe Acomi and Turk182, they're being used to describe the multifaceted human being known as Ezra Miller. Known as the very talented star of indie movies like We Need To Talk About Kevin , Afterschool , and The Perks of Being A Wallflower , they/he has gone the wrong way around the sun and is...

After a long and disturbing conversation about the pros and cons of procreation, Acomi and Turk182 decide the only way to settle their argument is to watch a movie that illustrates their point of view. Acomi selects the Kevin Bacon 80s rom-com She's Having A Baby , and Turk chooses the Tim Kincaid 80s sci-fi classic Breeders . In a compromise, they land upon the 1981 British sci-fi movie Inseminoi...

Part 2 Acomi, having recently read the book American Psycho , and watched the movie, decides to address the millennials who claim to "identify" with the main character. Feeling that these mill-yawn-ials have completely misunderstood the actual story and the message behind it. Viewing Patrick Bateman as a figure to be idolized and imitated; in part. Acomi declares that Bateman isn't a representativ...

Part 1  Acomi, having recently read the book American Psycho , and watched the movie, decides to address the millennials who claim to "identify" with the main character. Feeling that these Exterminators from the Years 2000 (see what we did there) have completely misunderstood the actual story and the message behind it. Viewing Patrick Bateman as a figure to be idolized and imitated; in part....

Acomi and Turk182 ponder what if Mad Max were boring and pointless? Unthankfully, that questioned was answered with the movie Exterminators of the Year 3000 . An apocalyptic wasteland, a loner with no future, a society of survivors hiding from ruthless bandits, a young boy with a cybernetic arm, and a hidden cache of precious life saving water.  Questions that are never answered which would m...

Acomi and and Turk182 talk about second chances and why people insist that something or someone deserves a second chance. These are usually things they enjoy. But, these same people will also adamantly state that other things don't deserve a second chance. You guessed it, these are things they don't care for!  Acomi and Turk explore the nature of second chances. What it means to give someone...

Acomi and Turk182 begin with Turk ranting about ahegao and how much he hates it. And Turk really hates it. And, Acomi showing that he can't do ONE JOB.  Then, the episode begins with Acomi introducing Turk to another of his great internet finds. A Facebook member that posts about his yearning desire to have hot, loving relations with his pet Pokemon. Posting pictures, poorly shopped pictures,...

Acomi and Turk182, after several years, decide to watch Vampire On Bikini Beach ; a movie so confusing that it doesn't even know what it wants to be called. While the movie poster and box art says "Vampires", the movie's title says "Vampire". Not to mention there is more than one vampire in the movie.  When two "teenagers" find the "Book of the Dead" dropped b a clumsy vampire, the vampire cl...

Acomi and Turk182 start by reading the description for the 1978 psychological horror film The Mafu Cage , before switching topics and discussing a Yelp! review post on Reddit. According to the review, a vacationing couple were disappointed by all the talk of slavery during their plantation tours. Acomi and Turk show no mercy as they mock the couple, whom also claim to be of Sicilian and German des...

Part 2 Acomi and Turk182 look at a Marvel Comics power rankings chart from Amazing Spider-Man Annual 15 . A section in the back of the annual has Spider-Man telling the readers who some of the physically strongest heroes are, and decreasing ranks, down to those that are any stronger than the average athlete. At the time, Acomi and Turk only had a picture of the chart, and didn't know if it represe...

Acomi and Turk182 realize why some prayers go unanswered. Sometimes God can't answer your prayers. But, Satan can! And, that must be how we ended up with the long awaited and severly underwhelming and disjointed Heavy Metal 2000 (2000) also known as Heavy Metal: F.A.K.K.2 . Based on the Melting Pot graphic novel by Simon Bisley, Kevin Eastman, and Eric Talbot the movie stars Julie Strain, in both...

Part 1 Acomi and Turk182 look at a Marvel Comics power rankings chart from Amazing Spider-Man Annual 15 . A section in the back of the annual has Spider-Man telling the readers who some of the physically strongest heroes are, and decreasing ranks, down to those that are any stronger than the average athlete.  At the time, Acomi and Turk only had a picture of the chart, and didn't know if it r...