Otis Twelve and Diver Dan Doomey: The Podcast

Chapter 5: The Blockett Hits The Fan!

Chapter 4: See the USA in Your Babblemcheebagnolet!

Chapter 3: Kumbaya, Alien, Kumbaya! (PLEASE NOTE: The second chapter is missing from from the original tape archives.)

The beginning of an 8-part Lance Stallion adventure! Chapter 1: About a week ago, in a galaxy ten miles away…

Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog were in full battle array for a fight to the death against the force of evil!

Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog were… uh… slack-a-wack… uh… amnesia rays…?

Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had been captured by the grotesque and cruel Fish People of the planet White-Red 36!

Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog were triple-dating with the Bonanza Sisters…

Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had been ordered out on a dangerous reconnaissance patrol into the Fish Gravy Nebula, where a vast alien space armada was gathering…

Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog were engaged in mortal combat with the sinister Laid-Back People of LA-7! Glorf has now been captured by the galactic demon Minden Morkey!

Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had arrived on the planet Scum-10, where Space Commander Wack had been invited to address the Scum Congress...

Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had been removed from combat duty by the High Command of the Daring Space Adventures Army of Earth. They were now engaged in the ignominious positions of hall monitors...

Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had been sealed in an ice cave on the planet Nerk-poo-la-la-bish-dingo-nips 6!

Last remember you time, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog were zooming through hyper-space in a last-ditch effort to barp the reem of an imbivalent armadope!

Chapter 10: In Which Lance Attempts To Escape From Prison And Solve The Case Of The Girl With The Knife In Her Hair

Chapter 9: Beauty Is Only Skin

Chapter 8: The Next Voice You Hear Is The Girl With The Knife In Her Hair

Chapter 7: Standing On The Corner Watchin' All The Girls, Watchin' All The Girls, Watchin' All The Girls Go By ... With Knives In Their Hair

Chapter 6: Casablanca

Chapter 5: Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Huddled Masses ... Or I'll Blow Your Brains Out

Chapter 4: Gown Without Pity

Chapter 3: Prelude To Chapter 4

Chapter 2: Under The Boardwalk

Chapter 1: The Making of Michael Jackson's "Thriller"

Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog were on their way to the planet Dumb, birthplace of Stupid Larry, to investigate reports of inexplicable insidious spreading ignorance among the Dummies!