Opinionated Movie Reviews

We're starting Scary Month! You can thank Josh for that terrible name and for this review since it was his pick. And like a man who jerks it to seagulls, there's a lot of questions to be asked in this one.

Well, this isn't exactly our usual podcast and you can thank Michal for that one. But if it's good enough for Reese Witherspoon's book club, it's good enough for us to yell about.

Disney's newest live action movie is here! And everyone hates it! Including us! Join us in our hatred and soon we will rule the galaxy... wait that's a different Disney property.

The new Mulan didn't come when we expected but we've been sitting on this episode waiting for the right day to release it. And we missed it. But like the new Mulan it's here now and you get to experience it.

The fourth time’s the charm! At least we hope so this week, as we dive back into the MiB Universe with Men in Black: International. Can Thor and Valkyrie carry us to safety, or will the franchise fizzle out?

Brian is out this week so we watched a movie that we really needed Brian for. Mandy is a drug fueled nightmare trip but will we be on board for it? Or will we need to bring out the chainsaws?

Guess who’s back, back again? Men in Black (3), tell a friend! We really go animal style this time, from Boris the Animal to whale threesomes, we’ve got it all in this episode!

If you slip between the cracks, you just might find yourself in London Below and everyone you ever knew will forget you exist. But will we want to forget this book ever existed?

Its time to put on the last podcast you’ll ever need to listen to …. again. We’re back this time with even more spaced out hijinks while we watch Men in Black II! Check it out!

You know the difference between us and other podcasts? We make this look good. We're watching every Men in Black movie and this is where it all starts! Join us and help save the galaxy.

It's time to bring it full circle. This week we watched Kingsman: The Golden Circle. Can it live up to the previous movie? Or will we want to grind it down to hamburger? Find out inside.

Do you ever feel the need to put on a suit and just feel fancy? Well, this time we watched Kingsmen and we wore suits and drank martinis and only one of these things is true.

We've spun the Wheel of Cage yet again this time we landed on Next. No that doesn't mean spin again, it's an actual movie. Our premonitions for this one are not good but can it change its future?

This is it. God has punished us for our previous opinionated sins, and we’re now in Hell, forced to watch Cats. It’s either that or Andreas won a bet and is submitting us to torture. Either way, we’re in for a miserable ride on this week’s episode!

Join us this week as we argue about Snowpiercer! Will the discussion get heated, or will it end with Rick giving the cold shoulder?

With movie theaters closed down around the world it’s been a long time since we’ve done a First Impressions, but we’re back today to watch Artemis Fowl! Will it be a magical experience, or will it leave a Fowl taste in our mouths?

The fans asked and we listened, so without further ado, here is our review of Sea Prince and Fire Child! It has the drama! It has the excitement! It has a pervy salamander, overtly sexual scenes in a fairy tale setting, and much much more! Check it out!

We're back at last with another book club episode! We're on the back half of Jim Butcher's Codex Alera, and this time Tavi is in even more trouble than ever before. Somehow he keeps doing that.

Times are tough out there right now, and we want you to know that us at Opinionated are here for you. That's why we've decided to brighten your day with this charming movie about burnt out paramedics who slowly lose their minds. :)

This week we watched Sonic! Josh is mad that this is his pick but Rick love’s it. Who will win over the rest of the hosts?

This week we're starting AniMay with Digimon: The Movie! This was Brian's pick, let's see if he can defend it or if this amalgamation of three movies will just fall apart.

Roland Emmerich's Godzilla is one of the biggest flops of all time and our patron's decided to inflict it on us! Does this legendary film deserve it's awful reputation? Or will Godzilla... hahaha no. I'm not even gonna pretend. This sucks.

This week we're watching a cult classic, Tremors! Can this B movie live up to it's A+ reputation? Or will we just want to bury it?

Our Glorious Godzilla has returned and this time he wants us to watch Suicide Kings! Will we be tied to our chairs for this one? Or wishing someone would kidnap us?

It's been a bit since we put up a book club episode and we're shaking things up with a new guest host! Will this review be a gorgeous rose? Or will it be all thorns?