Only Wizards in the Dungeon Podcast

Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This second audio recording covers the continued exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gumbagge Yellow (William Guryvech) in a Perils & Princesses universe. In this recording, the Agents in their princess avatars deal with a giant spider, find unlikely allies at Ye Old Olive Ga...

Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This second audio recording covers the continued exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gumbagge Yellow (William Guryvech) in a Perils & Princesses universe. In this recording, the Agents in their princess avatars deal with exceptional orphans, a difficult family member, and das...

Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This first audio recording covers the exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gumbagge Yellow (William Guryvech) who were tasked with completing a quest in a Perils & Princesses universe. Agents were assigned princess avatars and tasked with clearing their family of suspicion aft...

The gang goes to break out the rest of the Glitter Gang's members. Since it worked well the last time, Gibbles and Doctor Al attempt to distract the guards in the complex via a wonderful new product called The Guardian Edge while the rest make their way into the high security area, This episode includes profanity. Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcast Instagram: @owdcast

The heist crew moves deeper into Titania's factory, trying to dodge enchanting traps and deadly workplace safety violations. Can they overcome the obstacles to steal the slippers from Titania's fashion vault? This episode has references to drug use. and profanity. Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcast Instagram: @owdcast

The crew saves Essina from the dastardly plans of Greyfax, only to learn their coven is in even greater danger than they realized. Having to save both the Glamour Gang's leader and prepare for the coming assault, they make a dangerous deal with an individual they never thought would be able to help. This episode includes profanity. Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcast Instagram: @owdcast

The infamous Slugsnort Study Group meets for a new semester at Slugsnort Community College. Trouble is already afoot as the Slugsnort mascot Snort the Slug goes missing! Can the study group and the prospective new member Tiffany get to the bottom of this prank and fine Snort before its too late?

The crew has acquired one of the keys they need to get into Titania's atelier, but run into a snag when Luna realizes they may have a history with one of the security guards. Even worse the last two keys are much more difficult to steal. Can they find a way to overcome these challenges so they can continue the heist?

Join us for a heist of fantastical fey proportions as Only Wizards once again plays Kids on Bikes. In a feywild dominated by powerful fashion brands, an unlikely crew comes together to try and steal the Starlight Slipper from one of the most powerful fairies in fashion, Titania. Will they succeed at getting past the security at the Four Seasons Galla hosted by Titania and her fashion brand Enchant...

The crew interrogates the captured war priest and changeling while getting to know some of their new fey-touched friend's peculiar abilities. Holding back Jack as a last resort, they get some information about a group called The Mission, and about Changelings working for a mysterious figure called The Duchess. This episode includes profanity. Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcast Instagram: @owdcast

A group of retired magical girls are living comfortable lives in a retirement home when disaster strikes! It appears that their magic has returned, but so has their oldest and greatest nemesis, the Evil Queen Hortencia! To make matters worse their magical animal companions have been kidnapped, forcing the girls out of retirement and on a quest to track them down.

The crew arrives in the picturesque city of Atensa and is quickly caught up in a fight between an odd cast of fey characters and a disparate group aligned with what seems to be called The Neighbourhood Watch. Will they be able to turn the tables in favor of these new seemingly friendly fey fighters or have they just gotten themselves in a slippery situation? This episode includes violence, animal...

The crew finally gets full membership into the not-so-secret organization of Eureka. Pestering the mysterious individual in Grimsby's brunch place, they get some tantalizing answers to questions about The Records and what is at stake now that two of them have been bound to these mysterious artifacts. This episode includes violence and references to alcohol Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcast Instagram: @...

The crew begins their fight against Eunice, throwing everything they have at him in an attempt to end the threat the Witchhunter army poses to Forefront and the monster town of Crawlspace. But after Gibbles makes a rash decision, can they succeed in their mission, or have they bit off more than they can chew? This episode includes violence and the death of a minor. Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcast Ins...

The crew plans their attack on the Witchhunter's leader Eunice Priory Jameson after arriving in Forefront. They call upon Albertini's necromantic magic and exquisite tailoring skill to create disguises. But the question looms: What choice of disguise will successfully navigate them past the Witchhunters Army's guards, and in this high-stakes gamble, what sacrifices are they willing to make to ensu...

In this bonus episode, we meet four woeful employees toiling away at S&K Department Store in Mississauga, Ontario. Despite their dismal performance, fate has a twisted surprise in store for them - a promotion that requires them to stay behind after closing hours. Little do they know that the night will reveal who can survive the horrors of working retail! This episode includes profanity and vi...

The players do their best to help Fuzzly Muffins deal with the loss of Grusky, with mixed results. While consoling him Granny Goodtimes tells them of two additional rooms in the traveling saloon, which upon further inspection appear to be rooms created for The Records of The Starlight and The Hollow. They decide to enter, but what secrets are hidden behind the doors, and will it provide answers or...

In this continuation of our bonus content episode, we continue the story of Laura Green (Grayson), Molly McIntyre (Salinas), and Sharon Levanto (Andy) having just saved their children from television. On a quest to find answers they speed off to the workplace of Laura Green's husband: the local airbase. This episode includes profanity, violence, and references to alcohol/drug use. Patreon: patreon...

The players and their allies make a mad dash to escape the Astral Empire via the canals and streets of Starfall, while the city erupts in magical artillery fire. Can they dodge and weave past the obstacles in their way or will they be unable to escape unscathed with the Record and Compass they have stolen? This episode includes profanity and references to alcohol. Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcast Inst...

Nix and Lynafel infiltrate the political party as Mr. Tight and Cousin Greg to find the envoy. Meanwhile, Gibbles, Nevermore, and Doctor Al attempt to get the crew party going and assuage a broken heart via the power of necromancy and a fashionable professor. This episode includes profanity and references to alcohol. Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcast Instagram: @owdcast

One-half of the party investigates a murder scene and overhears a conversation between Mariposa and Verryx Quin suggesting dastardly plans are afoot. After discovering a cache of hidden letters and a book they retreat, with even more questions than answers. Following their harrowing encounter and in need of rest the party reconvenes at a tavern for the night before making final preparations for th...

Doctor Al and Lynafel take a much-needed break at the bar to rest and get information about the first steps of the heist, while Nix and Gibles use the Daphne outfit to seduce the owner of the bar to steel fluffy balls. After their exploits force them to stay at a different tavern for the night, they investigate an incident in Starfall at a rare scroll and bookshop that suggests Starfall may not be...

In a federation paralyzed by a politically charged debate over the future of energy, three teenagers are left to fend for themselves at an underfunded daycare in a federation station. After a disaster at the station, they must escape the damaged vessel. Will they survive? Are they all that concerned about hurtling through space? Most importantly can one of them reach deep inside themselves to find...

Nix, Doctor Al, Lynafel, and Gibbles help Fuzzly Muffins at the Starsea Brewhall against Captain Crabs of the Shivering Timbers when they attempt to kidnap him. A deadly bar fight ensues, where Gibbles only almost dies once, and our monsters do their best to protect their abrasive high-pitched fox as best they can! This episode includes profanity, violence, and references to drugs and alcohol. Pat...

While Nevermore returns to her senses and has some one-on-one time with Nix, the crew speaks to Albertini one last time before heading to Starfall. Once they arrive they discover old enemies and allies from Doctor Al's past while trying to meet Father Grimsby's contact in the city: the famous war hero Fuzzly Muffins. Can they convince Fuzzly Muffins and his crew to help them with the Witch Hunters...