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Season 5 kicks off with the hosts' summer escapades to the east coast, where they celebrated their inaugural live show in NYC. Both women share gripping tales of recent dog/coyote attacks before a candid discussion on sperm donation: how many kids can one cup produce? Finally, they reflect on the challenges of navigating self-objectification in comedy. For the full uncensored version head to Patre...

Legendary comic and total angel Beth Stelling explains how to get a comedy special on Netflix and philosophizes on how your stand up persona relates to your true self. We talk oversharing, her famous impression of her mother, and whether you can be funny without trauma.

It’s just the girls this week, enjoying a glass of wine while chatting about threesomes, orgasms, scabies, and having the wind knocked out of you. Sid brings a harrowing new segment.

Comedian and happily alive human Gabby Lamb sits down with the gorls to discuss stand up, men being scary, relationships, bedroom horror stories, the parking garage purgatory, and texts from dad.

Performer and artist Gracie Jane GRACES us this week with conversation about growing as a person, high school superlatives, what it means to be trans, and her music career.

We were so excited to sit down with one of our favorite comics Robby Hoffman! We discussed everything from small wieners and queerness to war and winning the bachelorette.

The queen Miss B Nasty herself and our favorite tiny tot Ish McFly made this episode their b*tch right before we threw a rager for Susie’s birthday. We talk crazy birth stories, baby daddies, introversion, and fixations. Viva la Puerto Rico!

The girls sit down with comedian Niles Abston during the Netflix is a Joke festival. They discuss ufos, pumpkin pounding, movies, writing for Dave, LA scammers, and their undying love for Doja Cat.

The hosts resist their recent foray into 12 step programs, discuss past boyfriends, and introduce a new segment for the girls n gays.

WELCOME TO SEASON 4 !! We're kicking off season 4 with fellow podcaster Steve Lee of the Steebee Weebee show! We talk Mormonism, Scientology, addiction, and moving on from schizophrenic homeless exes with grace and dignity. We had a shocking blast letting him ask us insane questions and share disturbing stories that made us question reality.

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. Hope you like sushi!!! cus we are serving this episode RAW this week. Sid and Stellar get real about their feelings about the industry, recap some twitter drama, open up and admit some insecurities and look towards the future.

the gorls sit down with the master of circumference this week to discuss girth, grips, insecurities, Aussie slang, virality, short kings, what it's really like to live every man's dream, and the low bar of being "one of the good ones" in the industry.

Acclaimed adult film director, podcaster, and fellow curly head Holly Randall pays the girls a visit. She talks God, addiction, and what it was like growing up as the daughter of Playboy's first female staff photographer.

The Hub's newest favorite freaks Max Fills (your mom) and Hailey (big naturals) Rose come to the studio to talk all things adult, bitcoin, and milking table dream homes. The gorls are hungover and struggling... barely able to interview but they do their best to engage with friends who are going deeper into an industry that they are desperate to distance from.

The gals revisit their experiences working in rural strip clubs before the pandemic forced them *online forever.* Counting money and blessings, it's Arkansas vs. Maine when it comes to comparing club owners, rates, rules, playlists, and whore-or stories.

Flawless adult performer Leah Hayes comes to the studio to spill half of the tea. The girls discuss her an*l prep routine, the lack of trans recognition in the AVNs, and a certain p*mp who moonlights as a mechanic. Sid once again cannot make it through an episode without talking about poop.

The one and only hub hippy Indica Flower comes by the studio to radiate joy and light. We talk about her origin story, exhibitionist tendencies, cultural appropriation, how her dreadlocks saved her life, and chickens.

Stand up comedian Che Durena joins as the first guest of Season 3! We cover A LOT of ground, including chlamydia, buttholes, eating placenta, pooping yourself, polyamory, and horny fans. So many heaux tales within.

Welcome back to season 3 & the beginning of online forever's INDEFINITE RELEASE! The girls cover their new year's trip to Guatemala, fake shamans, the horrors of body paint, and the duality of having intercourse with two of the top male performers in Miami.

Snakechanneler Stephanie Ulrich brings in her snakey Shesha & BLOWS OUR FRICKING MINDS. We talk about billionaires, orgies, billionaire orgies, snake bussy (snussy) and what it's like to be pretty damn psychic.

The mystical legend and top 10 hub goddess Lena Paul emerges from hiding to share some BIG news about nuptials and procreation with the gorls. We cover a lot of ground, from psychedelics to “consensual cannibalism." Everyone comment “congratulations lena!” if you’re a real one :)

Ten-year industry vet and BDB (big d*ck b*astard) Alex Jones busts it wide open and leaves his whole load on the court in this horny, tea-filled ep ☕️ He discusses banging moms from Craigslist, making a girl cry when he lost his virginity, and the dark side of big weewee privilege that no one wants you to know.

TikTok magnate Ari Kytsya blesses the stu to tell us about her start in a content house (surviving human trafficking), staying grounded in Seattle, and shit sliming herself in the Maldives.

FIRST 4SOME EP! Elly Clutch & Jak Knife join to talk about their explosive rise to tube site fame, their recent engagement, and surreal plot lines in corn.

Rising adult starlet Holly Day spills LOADS of hot tea on break ups, attracting wealthy men, and her stint on dating reality tv.