One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)

The Von Haessler Doctrine Time Swap 24.04.2023 1:02:25 ↓

The Von Haessler Doctrine is moving to 4pm, weekdays, on 95.5 WSB. A lot of you want to know what the hell is going on, and how it affects those on the show. Here you go.

Am I an Asshole? 18.04.2023 23:08 ↓

Another solo week for the ole' One Topic crew. We simply cannot get our shit together so today it's just me. Autumn. A possible asshole. You be the judge. LOVE YOU BAAAIIII

Greg in Ireland, Part 1 11.04.2023 31:37 ↓

Greg's in Ireland. By listening, you are too!

Background Listening 03.04.2023 58:55 ↓

Put this episode on as you wash the dishes or paint the walls or sweep the garage. 

False Authority 29.03.2023 55:37 ↓

Who the hell put you in charge?

Standing On Line, In Queue 22.03.2023 58:01 ↓

Nothing is worth standing in line for. 

The Compulsive Need To Lie 12.03.2023 59:47 ↓

Autumn can't help but lie. Greg regrets not trading in his Jansport while there was still a lifetime guarantee.

The Things We Do 08.03.2023 1:03:38 ↓

Autumn saves a dog and takes a girls' trip; Greg thinks 9/11 and video conferencing ruined the way business is conducted, and eats Jersey Mike's.

Ignorance Is Bliss 27.02.2023 1:00:10 ↓

You cannot die if you don't go to the doctor.

The Miracle of Modern Medicine 20.02.2023 1:02:02 ↓

Diabetes? Weight loss? Why not both?

Only Fans 15.02.2023 31:11 ↓

In dire need of an additional stream of income, Autumn contemplates Only Fans. Or maybe it's really Greg who wants to join.

Radio Labyrinth 06.02.2023 1:01:06 ↓

Your pop culture roundup, without Tim Andrews approval!   Listen to the real Radio Labyrinth here.

Autumn Still Has A Nintendo Switch 30.01.2023 1:02:13 ↓

This time we'll actually talk about it.

You Are Special 24.01.2023 30:00 ↓

Greg would be a great replacement for Mr. Rogers.

Autumn Got A Nintendo Switch... 16.01.2023 49:15 ↓

...but we'll talk about that in a different episode.

Greg’s In Maine... 09.01.2023 51:01 ↓

...and the discussion is mostly about flags. Go figure.

Pretty, But Shallow 02.01.2023 59:59 ↓

Greg finally saw Avatar. The first one.

All I Want For Christmas Is A Loss Of Privacy 27.12.2022 1:09:04 ↓

Autumn buys her kids tracking devices for Christmas.

I Hate the Spin Doctors 19.12.2022 45:05 ↓

The Spin Doctors create a rift that interferes with this week's episode.

Maintenance 12.12.2022 1:09:07 ↓

Maintain your health, maintain your brain, maintain your house, maintain your car, maintain your sanity, maintain your focus.

Inner Monologue 05.12.2022 59:16 ↓

"You suck, you stupid idiot. How can it be that someone as dumb as you even exists. You disgust me."

The $600 Meal 28.11.2022 1:01:16 ↓

Chump change.

At the Stars 21.11.2022 59:22 ↓

Maybe I should drop you at your door. Or leave tonight and vanish up the shore. Anywhere but here.   It's three o'clock we're driving in your car, You're screaming out the window at the stars, "Please don't drive me home!"   Blame us because we are who we are. Hate us because you'll never get that far. And who'd suppose you would go? I've already learned enough to know.   Tell me all the places we...

Back To The Basics...Next Week 14.11.2022 59:30 ↓

The show has become a bit unfocused; it's about time Autumn and Greg bring it back to "one topic". And they will. Next time.

Fall Back to Yesteryear 07.11.2022 1:02:21 ↓

With the changing of the clocks, Autumn and Greg travel back in time to reminisce about fashion and music of years past, surely sounding old.