One Bloody Take

Join us this week as we discuss the 2023 movie, Murdercise. Making an exercise video quickly turns into making a horror movie as the girls involved keep going missing. Let us know if you have seen Murdercise and what your bloody take is.#murdercise #murdercisemovie #jessajupiterflux #jessaflux #gingerlynn #slasher #slashermovie #slashermovies #modernhorror #CultHorror #cultfim #bmovie #horror #hor...

Join us this week as we discuss the 1980 movie New Year’s Evil where a killer rings in the new year by killing someone as the clock strikes midnight in all of the time zones across the US. Let us know if you have seen New Year’s Evil and what your bloody take is. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit onebloodytake....

At a young age, Harry witnessed his mother with Santa Claus when they thought no one was watching. This sent him down a path in life that would take a regrettable turn once he starts his holly jolly killing spree. Join us as we discuss this week’s movie, Christmas Evil, made in 1980. Let us know if you have watched it and what your bloody take is. This is a public episode. If you would like to dis...

We have all heard Elmo & Patsy's Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer countless times. But have we ever actually listened to the lyrics? The lyrics are the family's murder confession. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit onebloodytake.substack.com

Come celebrate the season with us as we discuss the 1974 movie Black Christmas. Let us know if you have seen the movie and what your bloody take is. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit onebloodytake.substack.com

This week we watch 1984’s Silent Night Deadly Night where we learn that the only differences between costumed hero verse a costumed villain are a butler and money. Let us know if you have seen the movie and what your bloody take is. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit onebloodytake.substack.com

If you have ever worked a retail job you will have a great appreciation for the treatment of the customer in this movie, if not you can live vicariously through it. Either way, get in line to secure your Dour Dennis today! Let us know if you have seen this movie and what your bloody take is. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus e...

Join us this week as we try to figure out what to do if you find out your girlfriend moonlights as Cannibal Batman as we discuss the 2023 movie Cannibal Mukbang. Let us know if you have seen this movie and what your bloody take is. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit onebloodytake.substack.com

Join us this week as we try to figure out if it is blood or cranberry sauce. Hint, it’s not cranberry sauce. Join us this week as we discuss the 1987 movie Blood Rage. Let us know if you can spot the difference between blood and cranberry sauce and what your bloody take is on the movie. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episod...

What The Mutilator may lack in story, it more than makes up for with its kill scenes and special effects. Join us this week and let us know what you think of our sitcom theory discussed in this episode and your thoughts on this movie. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit onebloodytake.substack.com

Wardrobe changes, acceptable acting, a well thought out story, great dialogue and realistic special effects. These are all things that can help contribute to making a worthy horror movie. Unfortunately, these are all of the things missing from this week’s movie. Come celebrate Halloween with us as we discuss the 1995 movie Jack-O. Let us know if you have seen the movie and what your bloody take is...

If you are looking for a movie that has a lot of evil sounding phrases such as “The power is the blood” and “You’re the Devil’s Son” but you also want these phrases to have zero pay out, then we have the movie for you. Join us this week as we discuss the 1988 movie Hack-O-Lantern. Let us know if you have seen the movie and what your bloody take is. This is a public episode. If you would like to di...

Office politics can be cut throat when trying to get ahead, but the Belko Experiment actually encourages employees to cut throats and head hunt. The Belko Experiment advertises itself as Office Space meets Battle Royale. Join us as we discuss this movie and talk about survival strategies. Let us know how you would survive The Belko Experiment. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss...

If you love movies with nostalgic mall stores such as Sam Goody due to being shot in a mall, movies that are shot in the same location as Chopping Mall and movies that underutilize Ken Foree and lacks the usage of common sense and plausibility thought out it, then Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge is the movie for you. Join us for this episode as we break down our favorite but mostly least favor...

Trying to recreate the magic of Nightmare on Elm Street, Wes Craven came out with the much anticipated Shocker in 1989. Freddy Krueger was swapped out for Horace Pinker who, with the help of black magic and electricity, continues his murderous ways after death. Lightening in a bottle was not recaptured and unfortunately all three fingers went into the stink in this one. This is a public episode. I...

An all-night horror movie marathon goes off the rails as a murderer is picking off the people that are putting it on. Join us as we give you our bloody take on the 1991 film, Popcorn. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit onebloodytake.substack.com

A killer returns after a 35 year hiatus and terrorizes a small town holding a college graduation dance. Tom Savini does an outstanding job in this movie as the gore and death scenes are incredible. Join us as we give you our bloody take on the 1981 film, The Prowler. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit onebloodyt...

Aliens have come to Earth to drain the blood of our young in order to extend their lives. To achieve their plans, they trick two murderous buffoons into doing their dirty work. Join us as we give you our bloody take on the 1985 film, Evils of the Night that struggles mightily to figure out what genre it’s in. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get...

The Burning brings us the big screen debuts of Jason Alexander, Holly Hunter and Fisher Stevens. More importantly though, it gives us an absolutely brutal slaughter scene on raft. If you haven’t seen this, it is worth watching alone just for the raft kills. Join us as we give you our bloody take on the only slasher we know of that has been compared to a Big Mac. Let us know your thoughts on the mo...

The 1987 film Berserker is a great example of a movie that does more with less. While it may not stack up well in comparison to other movies from its time, a movie was still made with not much of a budget. What it lacks in a coherent story, it makes up for with an incredible 80’s montage which is the highlight of the film. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subs...

This movie is centered around playing pranks that of course wind up taking a deadly turn. Released under the name Killer Party, this was originally going to be called The April Fool but due to not being able to get an R rating, it was shelved for a few years and then severely edited. By the time it was ready for release, another movie with a similar name, April Fools, was released so the name was...

This movie has it all, a murderous spree in a grocery store, both Rami brothers, an appearance by Bruce Campbell and a Fart Blossom Special consisting of pineapple and baked beans. If you are looking for movie where someone says they have to take a “fastie” then look no further. Join us for our bloody take on the 1989 Scott Spiegel directed movie, Intruder. This is a public episode. If you would l...

Kevin Dornwinkle discovers the power to be invisible through his invention of a injectable serum. The rest of this movie plays out as you exactly as you would expect, as he spends a lot of time hanging out around the woman’s locker room. But instead of just being a creep, he goes on a murderous rampage as your friendly neighborhood invisible maniac. Join us for our bloody take on the 1990 movie, T...

To celebrate Shark Week, we skipped the trip back in time to our local video rental store and decided to stay at home and check our streaming services. Big mistake. We usually like to take a quote from the movie and use that for our subtitle, but just like credible acting an actual plot, or screen time for the space sharks, this movie was void of any memorable quotes to use. Join us as we explore...

Join us this week as we give you our bloody take on the original 1988 horror movie Night of the Demons. You will never look at lipstick the same way again. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit onebloodytake.substack.com