Once Upon a Timing

Beth & Abbey ask the all-important question: "Is This Henry Mills?" That answer is yes, but one mystery remains: Is this the finale or not? Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik   Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: ...

Beth & Abbey discover the secret origin of life on Earth as we know it: An angry witch. Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik   Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group:  https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming

Beth and Abbey search for "The Guardian" as Tilly and Margo have the world's most hipster first date.   Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group:  https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming

Beth & Abbey are "Chosen" to dive more into Hansel's dark story, which doesn't turn out to be all that dark in comparison.  Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group:  https://www.faceb...

Beth & Abbey follow the "Breadcrumbs" to unveil the identity of the Candy Killer. Are you shocked? Scale of 1 to 10. Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group:  https://www.facebook.com...

Beth and Abbey just have one question: Why the h*ll did Ivy leave? This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Claudia Bradamante! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group:  https://www.faceboo...

Sorry for the mix-up! Accidentally uploaded episode 14 before this one. Anyway, Beth and Abbey didn't like this episode. Find out why.   This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Erika Ferro! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patr...

Beth and Abbey break down Robin and Alice's meet cute and talk about trolls way too much. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Sharon Horwatt Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group:  h...

For this holiday season, enjoy this audio taping of Beth, Abbey, and the husbands chatting about Netflix's 'Hot Frosty' (video version available for select patrons). Plus... they reveal the series they're covering after OUAT!

Beth and Abbey taste some beignets and question why a queen is going on a crocodile hunt. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Cecile Jenny! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group:  ht...

Beth and Abbey are trying to find their way out of the "Secret Garden." Because it isn't very fun (and neither is this episode!).  This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Claudia Bradamante! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon:  https://www.pat...

Beth and Abbey search for "The Eighth Witch"... and she might be teaching a spin class. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Sharon Horwatt! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group:  ht...

It's time to meet Rapunzel. Or do we mean Lady Tremaine? Why not both! This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Cecile Jenny! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group:  https://www.facebook....

Note: This was recorded two weeks ago when I was going to take a break for a play I'm doing—but the play got in the way of posting it. So when we say we'll be back in 2 weeks, ignore that. We're back to normal next week! Thank you for your patience. Beth and Abbey pretty much fell asleep during this episode. Alice is cool though. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Claudia Bradamante! Our Capta...

Beth and Abbey travel between realms (at the speed of light) to follow Wish Realm Hook's journey to papa-hood.  Also there's a garden gnome. You know the one. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Sharon Horwatt! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on P...

Beth and Abbey watch the quick rise and near-immediate downfall of the one-and-only Drizella, and ask themselves what may be the hardest question ever: How much is too much scenery chewing? This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Erika Ferro! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny,...

Beth and Abbey don their giant top hats and try to figure out how monarchies work in the New Enchanted Forest. Spoilers: They don't. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Cecile Jenny! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon...

Beth and Abbey grin and bear it as they react to "Beauty," an episode that had too many grey wigs and not nearly enough murderous mimes.   This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Claudia Bradamante! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon:  https:/...

Beth and Abbey pull out their city charters and try to figure out what (or who) exactly the "Resistance" is trying to resist. Here's your OUATiming reminder to register to vote! https://vote.gov This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Sharon Horwatt Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile...

Beth and Abbey throw on our Canadian tuxedos, have one too many martinis, and have a swan song for our beloved Emma. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Erika Ferro! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Jo...

Beth and Abbey hop onto their stolen motorcycle and ride into the seventh and final season. How does Hyperion Heights compare to Storybrooke—and why did we take a pit stop in 'The Devil Wears Prada'? Gird your loins! This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Cecile Jenny! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claud...

(This is a re-upload of a previous version, which had a goof. Blame the Black Fairy.) Beth and Abbey talk through the ups and (mostly) downs of Once Upon a Time Season 6. Was the Black Fairy a compelling villain? Did Rumple get his just desserts? And why was Beowulf even there? This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Claudia Bradamante! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Li...

Beth and Abbey finally defeat Once Upon a Time's greatest evil... bad storytelling. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Sharon Horwatt! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group:  https:...

Beth and Abbey look on as Henry and his family fight for the future of Storybrooke, and the nature of belief itself—but all Hook wants to do is "GET BACK TO MY WIFE." This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Erika Ferro Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us...

Beth and Abbey find the song in their hearts—and one of their favorite episodes of 'Once Upon a Time'. Head to Patreon to watch the video version (Dearies+ Patreon exclusive for first week): https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming OUAT Choreography/Rehearsal Playlist: https://bit.ly/3KuA3Fm 13 Going on 30 Musical: https://www.instagram.com/1330musical This week’s SwanQueen shout-out goes to: Cecile Jenn...