Once Upon a Rewatch

Join Narrator Chael for another minisode of Fireside Fairytales, a quick deep dive into the stories that make up our favorite characters from Once Upon a Time.  Kevin Macleod tracks used in this episode: Fairytale Waltz, Angevin, The Other Side Of The Door, Water Prelude, Pippin the Hunchback, and Lost Frontier  Content Warning: There is mention of cannibalism in some historical fairytal...

In which The Narrators Three discuss: OOC Hook and Unwarranted Casual Misogyny (Killian Jones Would Never!), Emma Swan’s Sailor Moon Moment, Regina Saves The Day, We Cry About SleepingWarrior, Belle Can’t Catch A Break, and Snowing Fills Our Hearts With Joy. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru ( twitter.com/laichiruru ) for our podcast cover artwork!

In which The Narrators Three discuss: A Himbo on the Disco Floor, Soft Character Development, Gay Disasters, Our First Killian Faceplant, Mr Gold’s Flair for the Dramatic, and We Cry About Snowing. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru ( twitter.com/laichiruru ) for our podcast cover artwork!

In which The Narrators Three discuss: The Sweetest Mouse Man, Child Endangerment, The Writers Choose Violence, Big Bisexual Energy, Between Life and Death and Disco, Get Outta Here Caleb from the OC, Unclestilkin’s Return, Charming is Too Good for this Place, Oh... and Wolves. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru ( twitter.com/laichiruru ) for our podcas...

Join Narrator Chael for our inaugural minisode of Fireside Fairytales, a quick deep dive into the stories that make up our favorite characters from Once Upon a Time. Sources that were used in this episode are as followed:  https://criticalreading.net/2018/08/20/snow-in-cameroon-an-african-take-on-the-story-of-snow-white/  https://archive.org/details/celticfairytale00jacorich/page/88/mode...

In which The Narrators Three discuss: Thief Meet-Cutes, Lin's Undying Hatred for August, Killian’s High Charisma Score, Horny Jail, Dread Pirate Roberts Vibes, Mama Bear Snow, BEANS!, and Lin was right all along. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru ( twitter.com/laichiruru ) for our podcast cover artwork!

In which The Narrators Three discuss a trio of Fantasy F**kboys, big bisexual energy, weird science, we stan a Stan, Henry's my little pony LARPing adventures, the set & prop department losing all track of seasonal continuity, and Charming Grandpa Himbo continues to be The Best. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru ( twitter.com/laichiruru ) for our...

In which The Narrators Three discuss Charming's blazing guns, Captain Eyeliner, Belle spills the (iced) T, Ruby never narcs on a galpal, women being used as tools to further the narrative of men and other extreme disappointments. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork!

In which The Narrators Three discuss old tropes, A Confusion of Himbo Dads, Emma's continuing bisexual panic, Henry gets shit done, Mulan’s Searing Sexual Tension With Every Woman, Sir Lancelot: Too Hot (Hot Damn), Cottage Core Crone Aesthetic, Spoiler Alert for Arms, and Charming Grandpa Himbo is a Good Doggo. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru ( twit...

In which The Narrators Three discuss Himbos saving the day, Creepers gonna creep, mixed Daddy signals, sick burns all around, Regina has a breakthrough, and PUFFED SLEEVES. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru ( twitter.com/laichiruru ) for our podcast cover artwork!

In which The Narrators Three discuss Grandpa Himbo Charming, Emotional Reunions, Curse-Breaking Glow Up, Mr. Gold and Prince Phillip need to learn communication skills, Bisexual Panic, Dr Whale doesn’t even go here, and Hat Death by Badonkadonk.  Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru ( twitter.com/laichiruru ) for our podcast cover artwork! 

In which The Narrators Three give a brief introduction to season two of the podcast. All adult language in this trailer is censored by angry swan noises. Thank you to Laichiruru ( twitter.com/laichiruru ) for our podcast cover artwork!

In which The Narrators Three discuss what worked for us this season (and what didn’t), if the showrunners succeed at their themes, what we would have changed plot-wise, what new things we noticed during this rewatch, our favorite (and least favorite) episodes, stand-out costumes, and what we are looking forward to in season two! Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to...

In which The Narrators Three discuss Stupid Handsome Graham, Henry has two moms (who hate each other but love him very much), CGI wood, let Maleficent hangout with her Unicorn in peace you monsters, We Stan a Stan, SO MANY FEELINGS, and True Love’s Kiss. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru ( twitter.com/laichiruru ) for our podcast cover artwork!

In which The Narrators Three discuss disappointed mom Mary Margaret, CG wood is off-putting, Henry is smarter than everyone, Elisa brings up Descendents twice, We Stan A Stan, Don’t take food from Regina and Ouch! Our Feelio’s! Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru ( twitter.com/laichiruru ) for our podcast cover artwork!

In which The Narrators Three discuss Mary Margaret killing Regina with kindness, unintentionally hilarious puppet death, Gepetto ruins everything, the Blue Fairy’s villainous nature, awkward lasagna dinners, Lin's enduring hatred of August, Puppetgate 2021, and Lin quits the podcast: part 2.  Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru ( twitter.com/laichi...

In which The Narrators Three discuss the gift of murder, protect Bae at all costs, catchy greeting card copy, The (redacted) Blue Fairy, everyone goes for broke and fools exactly no one, does Archie ever invoice anyone, and Lin's enduring hatred of August. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru ( twitter.com/laichiruru ) for our podcast cover artwork!

In which The Narrators Three discuss Cora’s here! (love to hate her, hate to love her), we fixed your episode, Regina’s horse girl phase comes to an abrupt end, Give em the old Razzle Dazzle, and Lin’s enduring hatred of August. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru ( twitter.com/laichiruru ) for our podcast cover artwork!

In which The Narrators Three discuss: Soft hot dads living their best cottagecore steampunk goth life as a type, Goth Crime, Emma says eff the police (even though she is the police), Millinery YouTube tutorials, Secret Rocket Rods Club, Mom Friends and We Stan a Stan. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru ( twitter.com/laichiruru ) for our podcast cover a...

In which The Narrators Three discuss enchanted interventions, dear lord Snow White is hot, proper arrow removal safety tips, Rumplestiltskin is having a great day, Storybrooke David continues to disappoint, and our undying love of himbos. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru ( twitter.com/laichiruru ) for our podcast cover artwork!

In which The Narrators Three discuss the deadly dangers of family secrets, Mary Margaret deserves better, Lemurs!, a slightly-less awful August, goddamn this episode is pretty, this is why you should give Ruby more screen time, hot second OOC Emma, and pretty girls in pretty forest. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru ( twitter.com/laichiruru ) for our...

In which The Narrators Three discuss Dwarf and Faerie Oppression, Sadness Dick Measuring Contest Strikes Back, Give Ruby Lines, Where’s Archie, Mary Margaret is Too Good for this Town, Female Dwarf Erasure, Mr. Gold Rides Tiny Train, and Accidental Social Commentary. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru ( twitter.com/laichiruru ) for our podcast cover ar...

In which The Narrators Three discuss David being disappointing, Princess Abigail’s fashion upgrade, sadness dick measuring contests, disappointed Marge voice, Mary Margaret deserves better, Lin temporarily quits the podcast, sweet lovable himbos, and Regina puts the DIE in her “ride or die” friendship.  Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru ( twitter...

In which The Narrators Three discuss the chipped teacup that launched a thousand ships, moments especially made to hit Chael in the feelio’s, casual murder as a romantic gesture, Belle’s perfect wardrobe, Mr. Gold is our new favorite Hannibal character, God f**king dammit David, Where’s Archie?, how all men disappoint except underdog Twitch streamer Prince Thomas, & Lin’s Seething Hatred of Au...

In which The Narrators Three discuss men being stupid and disappointing, Mr. Gold is as over this episode as we are, Lin and Henry’s blistering hate for August, gross racism, at least Snowing is cute, the curse stopped all technology, and Lin is tired. So very, very tired.  Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru ( twitter.com/laichiruru ) for our podc...