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In all seriousness, if ghosts actually existed wouldn't you want to know what they taste like? And to be clear, all of you saying no right now are lying to yourself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Make jokes. Get jacked. Profit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's never been Jon's intention as a host to kill his contestants but in the event it organically occurs on the show you can be rest assured that we will be sure to keep the cameras rolling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lot of fertility experts get it all wrong nowadays. What you wanna do, for the best chance at conceiving, is really stick your hand as far up your husbands anus as you can. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When is Hanukkah? Why 8 candles and not 7? Why do the Jews keep stealing my geese? All good questions for your local rabbi. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Still not sure which is better and which is worse. Being the first guy to finish at an orgy or being the last guy to finish at an orgy. Feel free to discuss amongst yourselves.​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We also love Christmas. And marital aids. And Kentucky Bourbon. But mostly America. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Jeremy hangs a wreath on his genitals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The holidays are a time to reflect upon the year and the people who have filled it with laughter, love and joy. Since none of those have to do with On The Spot, check out some of our favorite moments from this season so far. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On The Spot is not conversion therapy. On The Spot is immersion therapy. Viewers beware. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

​ Miles has a cookie problem. You know it. I know it. This episode of On The Spot we confront him on it. Fair warning, when it finally happens things do get a little projectile-like. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If housekeeping walks in on you naked in your hotel room listening to music you clearly have one and only one option...JUST DANCE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mario Bros is a time honored family-friendly franchise that is a beloved staple of the Nintendo family. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

​ Some days you wake up and you're in a good mood. Some days you wake up feeling rotten. And some days you a straight up nasty hombre. Guess what today is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode is all about learning new things. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New games, new teams, same chance we might get canceled before the end of the season. LET'S DO THIS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

​Michael and Andy are here to teach special guests and Crunch Time stars Nick Rutherford and Kirk C. Johnson how to shove tampons into our sisters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let's take a moment to talk about how to quit drugs, debate whether or not a man can be motorboated and even leave some time to discuss the comedic properties of degenerative neurological diseases. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

​And on the third day he rose from mosquito encased in amber and said "Life findeths a way. Amen!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Look for our brand new product line of Blaine Gibson Sex Dolls and Aaron Marquis Dildos, coming this fall in the Rooster Teeth Store. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I blacked out 2 minutes in. What happened? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

​"This time it ain't about just being fast. It's about being really, really...really fast." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Remember, you can't always believe what you see or hear in the media. Especially when it comes to summoning our Dark Lord Satan. We've got the hottest summoning tips here on On The Spot that you know you can trust. We also have elephant semen too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode is brought to you by the fact that there are no words that start with the letter "J"... except for "Jesus". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There is one thing a group of white men can always be counted on being experts of and that's the female anatomy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices