OMEN Investigations

It's time for the annual OMEN Christmas Party - a get together for all the agents left on site during the festive period. The bar is open and the buffet is too, so it's time to let your hair (or whatever hair-like equivalent you might have) down and enjoy yourselves! Join the official OMEN Discord here:  https://discord.gg/vFRMcXRVHu Credits: Sean Oxspring as the DM Xalavier Nelson Jr as Agent Cod...

It's time for the annual OMEN Christmas Party - a get together for all the agents left on site during the festive period. The bar is open and the buffet is too, so it's time to let your hair (or whatever hair-like equivalent you might have) down and enjoy yourselves! Join the official OMEN Discord here:  https://discord.gg/vFRMcXRVHu Credits: Sean Oxspring as the DM Xalavier Nelson Jr as Agent Cod...

It's time for the annual OMEN Christmas Party - a get together for all the agents left on site during the festive period. The bar is open and the buffet is too, so it's time to let your hair (or whatever hair-like equivalent you might have) down and enjoy yourselves! Join the official OMEN Discord here:  https://discord.gg/vFRMcXRVHu Credits: Sean Oxspring as the DM Xalavier Nelson Jr as Agent Cod...

A year has passed and that means it's time for our Halloween Spooktacular! This year the lovely Andi is DMing a one-shot mission to the snowy tundra of northern Sweden. A decade long magical contract has been violated, and now a troll is on its way to destroy the city of Gävle. Will this team of misfits be able to save the day, or will the troll fulfil its duty to Krampus? Dungeon Master: Andrea J...

The Vampire Empress rains down her minions on the innocent people of Egypt - only the combined talents of OMEN and GAMMA could possibly stop her now. It's going to take teamwork to bring down the beast with a billion backs... will our heroes save the day? It's time to see if they can! Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Doctor Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Annabel...

Martin, Thad and Millard meet the spirit with the power to fix all their problems, but it won't be without a price. The team better hurry though, because vampires are swarming the city, searching for the Sistrum! Martin makes some poor choices, Millard gets high and Thad does what Van Helsing never could. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Doctor Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Thad Harington: Joel...

Annabelle St John and Doctor Smedley liberate the Thaumic Beacons from the Grand Egyptian Museum and then travel across the city to enact their plans. Meanwhile, Koala and Rose arrive at Project Saharan Freedom and attempt to convince the AI there that they are in fact the pilots trained to operate the giant robot inside... Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Annabelle St John: Samantha Silvers Rose Gib...

A year has passed and that means it's time for our Halloween Spooktacular! This year Sam is DMing a one-shot mission that takes us to the tiny town of San Juan, Arizona. The townsfolk have been complaining that a dangerous invisible creature has taken up refuge in their prized distillery, and only a crack team of OMEN agents can possibly save the day! Dungeon Master: Samantha Silvers Vladmir Bolok...

Martin, Thad and Millard travel to the Magical Black Market and meet the Goblin in charge of the Egyptian Portal. They have to fix the Sistrum of Osiris and only someone with phenomenal cosmic powers has the skills to do it. Unfortunately, the team will have to answer a tricky riddle to meet them... Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Doctor Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Thad Harington: Joel Ruiz M...

Annabelle St John and Doctor Robert Smedley hatch a plan to stop the Vampire Empress from getting across the River Nile - but in order to pull it off they're going to need some technological help... luckily there's something in the museum's storage that will do exactly what they need. Smedley gets carsick, Annabelle makes bubbles and the Vampire Empress continues to wreak havoc on the poor denizen...

Peyton Steele, Rose Gibsonton and Koala Jackson prepare to defend the remains of the O.M.E.N. base from a swarm of bloodthirsty vampires. They have a small team of loyal agents at hand, armed with the finest weaponry... but they're not going to need it where they are going. Rose fires a man-cannon, Peyton's feline friends come to play and Koala commits unspeakable atrocities with his void crowbar....

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Koala finds himself outside of his comfort zone and outside of his normal universe. The world is different from how he remembers it. Something has gone terribly wrong here and whatever it is has a healthy interest in making Koala stronger... and stranger. Koala takes comfort windmilling in the apocalypse and Sean learns about the carnal desires that trucks feel for one another. Dungeon Master: Sea...

The vampire swarm, laden with vast quantities of the Tears of Set descend upon Egypt and only G.A.M.M.A. Team Delta could possibly make the situation any worse. Thad discovers something troubling deep within himself, Millard makes some very calculated risk assessments and Rose brings things around full circle. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Rose Gibsonton: Shannon Strucci Thad Harington: Joel Ruiz...

G.A.M.M.A. Team Delta attempt to sneak into the O.M.E.N. base that has been set up just outside of the city. It looks like they're preparing for something big to happen, it would be a real shame if something were to mess things up. Rose gathers some data, Millard uses the fire-hose and Thad builds up a hatred for those filthy Squarehead invaders. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Rose Gibsonton: Shann...

The year is 1993 and Derek Speakins and Reginald Talkington are fresh out of university and running an exciting new radio show that is the hit of the UK Midlands. Unfortunately, this is the final episode of Talk & Speak as Derek is moving back to America with his wife Meredith... much to Reginald's chagrin.

A fight breaks out deep under the sands of Egypt between an ancient alien mummy and three supposedly well-trained G.A.M.M.A. Agents - the alien should have them all over a barrel... but it looks like the barrel has other plans! Rose blasts some brains, Millard dehydrates and Thad becomes a new man, both literally and figuratively. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Rose Gibsonton: Shannon Strucci Thad...

G.A.M.M.A. Team Delta are on a mission to find the Sistrum of Osiris, stolen from the Grand Egyptian Museum. They've been hot on the trail for several weeks now and several of their tour guides have mysteriously died, but its finally time for them to get their prize! Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Rose Gibsonton: Shannon Strucci Thad Harington: Joel Ruiz Millard Marlin: Paul Byron Ibn Al-Noor: Kevi...

Annabelle, Smedley, Martin and Greg take some time to get their bearings after a rather stressful couple of days in Louisiana. The Banshee pursues the Vampire Queen and her brood back to a familiar place, where things are about to get very bad, very quickly. This episode of O.M.E.N. definitely goes out on a bang! Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Annabelle St Joh...

The team take on Joel Lafayette as he tries to escape on the Banshee. Little do they know that the plumbing problems affecting the overground are also trickling down to those dwelling below. It's time to say goodbye to tiny town of Fantome in this episode of O.M.E.N. Investigations! Martin gets horny, Annabelle learns to fly and Koala kills a lot of people. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jack...

The trial of Doctor Robert Smedley begins, with a somewhat biased judge at the helm.  It's a kangaroo court and a koala is the lawyer for the defense! Martin frames himself, Annabelle tells the truth and Koala cashes in his potato chips. Things are about to escalate very quickly, the pressure is building in this episode of O.M.E.N. Investigations! Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalav...

The team ride The Gator out of the Vampire Hive and meet a few old frenemies along the way. Martin writes some contracts, Annabelle calls in on a favor and Koala's recent actions finally catch up with him. Make sure to read the small print in this episode of the O.M.E.N. podcast! Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Annabelle St Jo...

The team have bitten off more than they can chew inside the vampire hive and decide to take a short cut back to the surface. Koala uses his umbrella, Annabelle learns to hate ranch dressing and Martin rides at the front of the back. With the vampire queen now hot on their trail, it sure is going to be a roller coaster of an episode! Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr....

Beneath the town of Fantome are a maze-like network of drainage tunnels and poorly maintained sewers. The team decide to implement Koala's plan to sabotage the town's water system but end up finding more than they bargained for down below the surface. Annabelle speaks in riddles, Martin gives away his house, Koala headbutts some pipes and Lucas squelches. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson...

The team begin to process the information they've just been given and end up committing murder in the confusion. Luckily for them, Ethel has managed to get them some back up in the form of Doctor Brimstone's newly-graduated nephew, Lucas, performed by Adal Rifai from Hello From The Magic Tavern! Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenA...