Old Timey Crimey

This week, we talk about the missing postman of Stradbally. Where did he go? What happened to him? How many people are covering for someone, and how many people can you arrest at once? Plus, the rule of nipples, some gentle mail jumor, and POWERful names. Swing by our social media and say hi! We're on FB , Instagram , and Twitter . You can also check out other offerings on out Patreon , or leave a...

This week, we take a look at country-hopping murderer Frederick Deeming. From Great Britain to Australia to South Africa to Great Britain to South America and so on, this guy loved to get on a boat and brag about things that never happened--when he wasn't murdering. Plus, the Feel Better Sweater, Australian pub names, and introducing live fact checker, Johnny Eponymous! Come by our social media an...

It's our 50th episode! To celebrate, we're going to talk about a horrible massacre.   This week, a man known around town as "The Dynamite Farmer," and also known as that guy who pinches pennies, kills his neighbor's dog, and argues with everyone. Then, to top all that off, he does the unthinkable, and we proceed to try to make sense of the senseless.   Plus, don't miss: Chuck Norris's cousin, Scot...

This week, we look at the kidnapping case that rocked the nation--the Lindbergh baby.  Plus, a disappointing frog war and a whole new career path: wood examiner! And don't forget--we want to know what you think is the "biggest story since the Resurrection." Tell us in the comments of this episode on Podbean, in a review on Apple Podcasts, or over on Facebook , Twitter , or Instagram !  You can sho...

This week, we look at Leopold and Loeb, whose plan to commit "the perfect crime" was imperfect in so, so many ways. Like--a lot of ways. Plus: More Shakespearean insults, paint thinner madness, and murderer eyeballs. And remember, if your closing argument is over 12 hours, the transcripts are free! Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start mone...

This week, we take a look at Dr. William Minor, a man whose demons drove him to a terrible crime, and whose search for redemption, while rocky, led to a monumental contribution to humanity.   Plus: a video game mystery, spelling be parties, and the triumphant return of English Pub Names!   And remember: apostrophes, dammit.   Make sure to come to our  FB group ,  Twitter , or  Insta  and give us s...

This week, we head to Dusseldorf to meet its infamous "vampire," Peter Kurten. A man who kept the police, the press, and the public guessing as he went on a reign of terror across the city.   Plus, confused stomachs, monkey warnings, and a gaggle of Gertrudes. And remember: there are monsters out there. Make sure to come to our  FB group ,  Twitter ,  Reddit , or  Insta  and give us some much need...

This week, we delve into the murders that made a whole town change its name, which were only solved because of one brave, resourceful 19-year-old Canadian.  Plus: The Little Rascals Yot Club, strong feelings about Canadian bacon, and Tom Mix trivia.  And remember: you can only have three names if you're a Nascar driver, a barrister, or a serial killer.  Make sure to come to our  FB group ,  Twitte...

The myth, the meme, the man.  This week, special guest Amber joins us to discuss Tarrare, the recently meme-d medical oddity who sent dogs, cats, and anyone with a nose running in fear, probably dry heaving all the way. We'll have some metabolism speculation, lay out a wide swath of theories, and talk about how Tarrare's condition led to a somewhat hilariously failed espionage attempt.   When it c...

You wouldn't expect to find Santa's sack floating in the East River in NYC, but three boys certainly found a sack, and it held quite the surprise. Their discovery would lead to a sensational murder trial, a race for clues between reporters and detectives, and a circulation war that would define journalism for decades to come. Join us for the trial of the century! Plus: Scott's multiple psychic cri...

 This week, we're diving into the misnomer-iest case of all--the theft of the Irish Crown Jewels! Or rather, the theft of the not-technically-Irish not-crown-jewels! We'll talk the circumstances of the case, possible suspects, and new developments even decades after the theft.  Plus, don't miss: Irish pub names, the wonder of Antarctic cafes, and casting our new 70s buddy cop show! You'll be our h...

This week, we delve into what may be history's first recorded serial killer, Gilles de Rais. This man fights alongside Joan of Arc and also murders many, many children--maybe? He definitely takes his financial advice from sorcerers, as we all should.  Plus! A demon familiar/Nigerian prince, choreographed executions, and our favorite witch hunter returns! You'll be our heroes if you give us a 5-sta...

Get a taste of our Patreon content with this rollercoaster of a tale with an Old TINY Crimey. In this special holiday bonus minisode, we get super non-festive and discuss the tragic, mysterious murders of three young girls.  Plus: Weird fictional character names, a small truckload of theories, and embarrassing price checks.  Thanks Jamie! You're officially an honorary Private Dick. You've more tha...

What ho! This week, Scott's telling Kristy all about Albert Johnson, the mad trapper of Rat River. We'll learn about his grunting ways, his propensity for ignoring law enforcement, and interesting methods for thawing dynamite. Plus! What Yoda smells like, the log cabin story, and our mad cackles. You'll be our heroes if you give us a 5-star review! You can also follow us on Podbean, Stitcher, Spot...

This week, Scott tells Kristy about some war crimes we never learn about in school--a B29 Super Fortress takes off from Guam just a few months before the end of World War II, and horrors ensue.  It gets pretty intense, Slothy gets an angry hug, and can we just talk about Kristy's party-loving ghost instead maybe?  Don't forget about our  Patreon , where you can get OTC business cards, access to bo...

This week, we talk about Cullen Baker, a man who rarely met a problem he couldn't solve by shooting it. We'll discuss his various horrifying exploits through the Civil War and beyond, his tendency to marry Marthas, and the most Mark Twain day of your life.  Plus, old timey real dolls, Shakespearean insults, and a country fair that defies basic human decency by celebrating a terrible, terrible raci...

This week, we talk about serial marrier and murderer Tillie Klimek, a woman who just couldn't hold in her murderousness, and some men who just couldn't hold their arsenic. Tillie Klimek is a lesson in how not to act while your husband is dying, both to avoid suspicion and to be a decent human being.  Plus! Super weird tornado tales, more life insurance shenanigans, and truly nonsensical measuremen...

A special treat for you this weekend--a surprise look at what we're doing over on Patreon. For this inaugural Mini Crimey, Kristy tells Scott all about a little girl named Mary Edens, a horrible fire, and a mystery that endured for decades. We also introduce a man with a truly fantastic name as well as a HUGE...sense of integrity.  Plus: how to build the perfect death trap, Milton Berle shows up,...

This week we're looking at the tragic and unforgettable case of Pauline Picard, a toddler who disappeared from France in 1922--and then came back. Or did she? Plus: reminiscing about childhood roaming, book talk, and frog talk. Don't forget our giveaway! Send your creepy stranger stories to oldtimeycrimey@gmail.com , and you might get a sticker. We have a shiny new Patreon--come be a private dick!...

We're off to Hollywoodland for a look at the puzzling murder of a man whose name was on everyone's lips, but who few people seemed to truly know. Whodunnit, you ask? Well, it might have been the heartbroken underage starlet, her bonkers mother, or maybe it was the coke dealers!  Along the way, we'll talk horror authors, conspiracy theories, and how sex has apparently REALLY changed in the past cen...

She's the sex worker who made it work. This week, we're looking at Madame Fahmy, born Marguerite Alibert, and her tragic youth, tumultuous relationships, and a murder that would rock the British royal family. Plus, we question whether bigamy is a gateway drug, invent a new (and delicious-sounding) food, and discuss what serial killers and 1900s British lawyers have in common. Don't forget our give...

This week, it's listener suggestion time! We're off to the Bootlegger's Convention with a look at the kingpins who ruled Denver during the waning days of Prohibition--and yes, there are horrible Italian accents galore. We'll look at the power struggles, the turf wars, and criminal drama from the streets to the courtroom. We also have dynamite enthusiasts, a gourmet recipe for schmazzadoule, and th...

We finish off our month of spooky crimes with the Bell Witch, the only spirit known to have killed someone. Or did she? We have thoughts...and some righteous indignation.   Along the way, we meet Andrew Jackson's douchebag witch tamer, Richard "Pervert" Powell, and learn about liar's clubs!   Learn about our brand new giveaway AND send us your creepy stranger stories! We shared ours--it's only fai...

This week, Spooktober continues with the legendary Spring Heeled Jack. We'll take a trip down Cutthroat Lane and hop over to Green Dragon Alley to look at the Terror of London himself, that guy who...jumped high, spewed flames, and slapped people.    Along the way, meth heads with moon boots, painting the town red, and the one and only Flamo the Great.    Send us your creepy stranger stories! We s...

We're continuing our October Spooky Crimes series with the Croglin Grange Vampire. He knows where you live, and he's at your window. Scratching, screeching, screeeeee. Remember: lunatics don't escape every day. OR DO THEY? Scott has a theory that will intrigue the hell out of you.  And along the way: how men write women, the return of British pub names, and a beer that could have been so much more...