Oh, Crap! Our Fecal Misfortunes and Foibles

You know those annoying people who speak in almost entirely "I Think You Should Leave" quotes? Well, that's us this whole episode, and you gotta deal with it. We are joined by couple Allison and Ethan, who share a healthy mix of baby diaper disasters along with a convincing theory about how the darling motion picture Cats (2019) causes Crohn's disease. We have partnered with the folks at PoopMania...

We're back in the field meeting with poopers out in their natural habitat; the mall. Then we venture back to some less-than-poop-related yet still entertaining stories from some previous previous episodes (see: eps. 37 and 40). Be sure to check out Chunk McBeefChest's website , which contains his socials, podcasts, and drinking games to play while watching Steven Segal films! We have partnered wit...

Were you hoping that our guests, Eric and Andie, only had enough stories for just one episode? Well, then I have some unfortunate news for you, because this is the 2nd, concluding episode of their interview with Mike and Brittany. And you're gonna be real sore to find out that they both have previous episodes from even before this interview (episodes 6, 7, & 10, respectively). So, if this is u...

We're joined by returning guests Eric (CHOOPING eps. 6 & 7) and Andie (MUDPIES ep. 10). That's right -- not 1, but 2 returning guests! There's probably a #2 poopie joke in there somewhere, so, think of one and comment it at your leisure. And while we have your attention: go listen to those past episodes, and pretend they're prequels to a shared universe of poo-poo mythology! We have partnered...

In a special, kinda sorta bonus episode, we discuss our thoughts on the recent Netlix documentary, Trainwreck: Poop Cruise. "What's a Poop Cruise?", I pretend to hear you ask, as a narrative device. You know how most cruise liners are notably absent of poop water on all the walking surfaces? Well, THIS cruise is a bit of a rascally contrarian. We have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an ap...

♪♪ In the not too distant future, please pass the TP ♪♪ Your favorite doo-namic duo get to chat with Zoe, from the YouTube Channel, History Science Theater 3000 ; a deep-dive docuseries about the beloved, cult favorite TV program, Mystery Science Theater 3000. So, pull up a chair, gather 'round your homemade robot companions, and sharpen your poop guillotine -- cuz' the gang is showing France what...

Your favorite married shit-talkers seek the the way of the warrior in their chat with Chunk McBeefChest -- podcaster and black belt martial art master of Poo-do (rhymes with "judo"). Check out his website with all his socials and shows at chunkmcbeefchest.com We have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to take poopoo pics and doodoo documentation. Share your pics with o...

Conversation #2 (heh heh poop joke) with our good friend and funny-as-hell storyteller, Jaspen (IG: uncutjorts and jcjartdesign ). The party accidentally invent a new Dungeons & Dragons monster. But fear not: for they are able to combat it with their trusty Butt Soap for Your Butt which adds +3 charisma and wisdom. We have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to take...

Team BM are joined by friends and comedians Amber (IG: amberskindafunny ) and Jaspen (IG: uncutjorts ) as they read an excrement-themed excerpt from Trevor Noah's otherwise incisive memoir, "Born a Crime". Find another story that blends the topics of poop, family, and religious trauma so effortlessly, we f***ing dare you! We have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to t...

We chat with Steve -- a self-described "bidet addict", and one of the big wheels at PortaBidets, the company behind the world's first portable bidet of its kind! This ADHD-addled discussion touches on bidet use in ways you might not have thought possible. For we don't just simply talk about the joys of blasting our bungs with bidets - we get into talks that veer into territory one might consider d...

Sure, playing with your poop is fun and all. But it's always such a hassle! What, with the clean-up and the nosey neighbors and what not. But that's no longer a problem, thanks to Go Poo! The Game. We had a chance to meet with the co-creators of the game, Tim and Zach, where we learned that poop is a lot like a metaphor that doesn't really go anywhere, or something. Purchase Go Poo! The Game direc...

BONUS MINI EPISODE Last year I had the pleasure of being a guest on the Dead Jester Productions Podcast ( link to my episode ), and the allure of talking about poop was just too good to pass up for the gracious host, Josh. IG: Dead Jester Productions We have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to take poopoo pics and doodoo documentation. Share your pics with other like...

Crack open your favorite hard seltzer, and kick back with your favorite poop podcast hosts and your favorite hard seltzer review podcast hosts. We're joined by the fellas at the Low Seltz-Esteem Podcast as they share sage advice about proper septic tank swimming and how to befriend a manatee. Give them a listen on Spotify and check out their Instagram for other news and updates! We have partnered...

You've held it in long enough, now here's #2! Enjoy the satisfying concluding half to our anniversary retrospective. And remember...[Vin Diesel voice] it's about family. We have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to take poopoo pics and doodoo documentation. Share your pics with other like-minded members of the caca community. PoopMania also has an AI feature that allo...

Wholly shit! It's been 1 year that our passion project has been (s)hitting the airwaves brightening days, cheering hearts, and nauseating stomachs across the world! In celebration, we are joined once again by Julia, who joined us during that same inaugural recording so many years ago. Also joining is Julia's wife, Britt, as well as their lil' bundle joy - what she lacks in verbal communication ski...

We are joined by comedian and drag queen Kendoll Clitzone in our first live audience recording! Kendoll shares their story of self-reliance and pulling yourself up by your bootstraps (or diaper straps, as it were). Follow them on Instagram @kendollclitzone Big thanks to We're Here Utah @werehereutah for helping to produce and host such a fun, shitty evening! We have partnered with the folks at Poo...

Your favorite Poo Crew are joined by Layeh -- an artist and podcaster in Brazil. With her poop stories, Layeh sets out to disprove the stereotype that Brazilians are always sexy all the time. It'll take more than just her excremental escapades, but it's a start! Be sure to check out some of Layeh's visual art on her Instagram at layehclub and her podcast #dkLa Pirate Radio ! We have partnered with...

We all poop. Usually it's uneventful, but sometimes it's noteworthy. We invite guests to share their disgusting, embarrassing, funny poop stories here. So, join us for a laugh as we share our shit-riddled stories. If you are interested and brave enough to share your story, contact us at ohcrapcast@gmail.com. Same email address for any other inquiries. We have partnered with the fine folks at PoopM...

Does a Mormon missionary shit in the woods? Team BM chat with Brian, who spent two years in Brazil to specifically answer this question and literally no other reason. Vamos lá, amigos! We have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to take poopoo pics and doodoo documentation. Share your pics with other like-minded members of the caca community. PoopMania also has an AI fe...

The final episode of our fun trip to the Utah Retro GameXpo '24. This is the perfect episode for people who like poop stories and the final part of a set of things. We have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to take poopoo pics and doodoo documentation. Share your pics with other like-minded members of the caca community. PoopMania also has an AI feature that allows yo...

[Hulk Hogan voice]: Listen here, brother! You've heard us talking about our friends at the app PoopMania. Now hear us chat with Fabrizio -- one of its founders and developers, joining us all the way from Italy! Get set as we do our part to tear down cultural and fecal taboos -- for it is the poop that binds us. Watchoo gonna do, brother, when PoopMania runs wild on you? We have partnered with the...

The penultimate chapter in our visit to the Utah Retro GameXpo '24. Listen to our tales as we recruit new practitioners in our dark Coven of Crapomancers. We have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to take poopoo pics and doodoo documentation. Share your pics with other like-minded members of the caca community. PoopMania also has an AI feature that allows you to analy...

We had so much to talk about with former phone sex girl, Missy XD, that we made an entire non-poop episode out of it. Enjoy! Be sure to check out Missy's hilarious book "Tales of a Phone Sex Girl", available on Kindle. https://www.amazon.com/Tales-Phone-Sex-Girl-Missy-ebook/dp/B0D4NJ4GNS#customerReviews We have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to take poopoo pics and...

SEX!!! Now that we have your attention, listen to this episode about SEX. We are joined by Missy XD - a former phone sex operator and current Australian. Does Missy manage to use her velvety voice to make even poop sound sexy? Listen and YOU be the judge! Be sure to check out Missy's hilarious book "Tales of a Phone Sex Girl", available on Kindle. https://www.amazon.com/Tales-Phone-Sex-Girl-Missy-...

Part 3 of our adventure to the Utah Retro GameXpo 2024! These attendees had their poop stories taped to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start being real!™ We have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to take poopoo pics and doodoo documentation. Share your pics with other like-minded members of the caca community. PoopMania also has an AI feature...