Off The Hook With Gage

Every Friday is a GOOD FRIDAY on OFF THE HOOK! * That's because of the SACRIFICE that goes into the making of each and every show! * OFF THE HOOK sacrifices sleep, good health practices, social obligations and financial stability in order to NAIL DOWN the best possible program for you every week! * Each one is loaded with EASTER EGGS and your Faith in radio is always RESURRECTED when you tune in!...

Well, I've cleaned off all of the cat hair and all of the BEARD HAIR, so OFF THE HOOK will be recognizable once again! * My CACHE OF COOL tunes is replenished and so am I! * Be prepared for a relaxed new face with the same old frantic voice you've come to accept! * We're back in business and business is pleasure on OFF THE HOOK, baby! * Live corn pops on OFF THE HOOK! * KXSF 102.5FM  https://kxsf....

What does FRIDAY THE 13TH have in common with any other Friday on KXSF? * It's your LUCKY DAY! * If it comforts you to have a RABBIT'S FOOT in your pocket, fine. * But, OFF THE HOOK wards off all BAD JUJU every damn week! * You'll be CHARMED by our MAGIC and our groovy MOJO will keep you from FOMO, MOFO! * Our three-hour SPELL is heard on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ !

Lousy with SPARKLE, rank with splendor, OFF THE HOOK turns heads * Inside-out. * Still the pre-doom OFF THE HOOK you've always loved, OFF THE HOOK startles with nonchalant urgency! * Dotted with tease, crossed with eyes, OFF THE HOOK falls into your lap on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ , baby!

YOU'RE CURIOUS.  I like that about you. * You need to know about the LATEST in SOUNDS. * Luckily, OFF THE HOOK, The Show That Shows, is here to help you out! * A three-hour journey of discovery, OFF THE HOOK satisfies your need to STAY ON TOP of things! * Your friends may describe you as "curious" for having musical FOMO, but just look at those boring antiquities living in the past. * You need new...

Just as hosting a radio program in a FROSTY studio is akin to feats of endurance in the Winter Olympics, we know that listeners need a proper blankie in order to fully appreciate the amazing SPECTACLE that is OFF THE HOOK! * OFF THE HOOK blankets you with a coziness that WARMS FROM WITHIN! * It's like a STEAMING cocoa-coffee and a hot toddy rolled into one! * And then there's the RADIANT WARMTH bl...

Are you a SUPERSTITIOUS VALENTINE? * Well, OFF THE HOOK, for one, is not! * No CANDY HEARTS brought to you by a BLACK CAT today! * The Show That Shows has business to attend to and will not let CUPID'S ARROW turn it into a wobbly, drunk-with-desire, BESOTTED blob! * Our infatuation is with presenting a LOVELY program of Brilliant New Sounds! * And ladders?  We walk right under them! * Cracks?  We...

Save the head-butting for Sunday! * OFF THE HOOK doesn't need to compete -whether you're a bunny or a rock, OFF THE HOOK hands off something to everyone! * Its GOAL is to clinch your hearts with new audibles that will make you SNAP! * Our non-confrontational half-time event (called The Birthday Segment) will be a bonanza for oldies fans! * There's only one team, so join OFF THE HOOK, in associatio...

OFF THE HOOK WANTS YOU! * Curious listeners sought for a ROUSING program of auditory self-improvement! * Feeling draggy from listening to mediocre radio? * OFF THE HOOK sharpens the senses and brings a PROFOUND sense of well-being! * Its varied selection ensures your rapt attention and puts pep in your step! * Enrollment on a walk-in basis between KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/   No one turned away...

It's sure to pick you up! * Sit back and let Uncle Gagie fix you up with the GOOD STUFF! * Mainline the latest from his weekly HIT Parade and settle into a SERENE SWOON that'll have you nodding in appreciation! * "Where do I get this Direct Injection of ADDICTIVE Fun?", you ask. * On KXSF 102.5FM or https://kxsf.fm/ * First one's free -they all are! * You won't be OFF THE HOOK much longer!

KICKIN' BACK IN THE CUBICLE! * You've got better things to do! * Point out to old man Bossman that the PLEASING AND STIMULATING sounds of OFF THE HOOK make for a warmer, more focused workplace! * It's a bunch of hooey, of course  -or is it? * Cram a bunch of co-workers in there for a "SPECIAL PROJECT" and see if the mood of GOOD WILL and camaraderie isn't heightened! * No work will get done, but y...

YOU'RE INVITED! * Kenady lets you listen in on his MASTERFUL culture-culling for the purpose of building his own personal library of GREAT NEW SONGS he doesn't already have! * Music for people with time on their hands! * It's called OFF THE HOOK, The Show That Shows and it starts at 1:00 on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ ! * Take advantage (?) of his industrious hobby!

There's nothing TERRIBLY STRANGE about playing CHRISTMAS MUSIC a week before Christmas, but the Christmas music you'll hear on Today's OFF THE HOOK might be! * New, unfamiliar Carols will give a FACELIFT to the saggy puss of Christmas Past and your jowls will snap to attention when we STUFF YOUR STOCKINGS with a sleighful of the Brightest Stars in the Birthday Segment! * All in all, it's gonna mak...

ARE YOU READY FOR IT? * You'd better be, because TWENTY TWENTY-SICK is here! * What it will bring no one knows, but the signposts may be heard on Today's OFF THE HOOK, which will include 2025's TOP TRACKS! * We will also hear tracks from albums not yet gotten to and not-yet-gotten-to tracks from albums gotten to, too! * Believe it or not, musicians are people, which means they have BIRTHDAYs, whic...

'TIS THE SEASON to kick the eff back for three hours! * You be settin' up yer tree -OFF THE HOOK is the perfect soundtrack! * No Holiday Sounds yet, but the JOVIAL MOOD you'll be put in as you SLURP your eggnog will have you LURCHING from limb to limb, hanging ornaments in HAPHAZARD fashion as you REEL AND BUMP your way to Flappy's Den! * You've been shoppin' and plannin' so doggone hard -give you...

GOOD FOR WHAT ALIS YOU! * Your overconsumption of merriment yesterday is exacting its toll today. * OFF THE HOOK is here to help! * The EASY BREEZY sounds heard on today's show will soothe the savage turkey breast that your poor beaten body is still struggling to digest! * And nothing's more DIGESTIBLE than OFF THE HOOK's Mellow Menu of Melodious Morsels! * Find relief on OFF THE HOOK and wash it...

The Show That Shows (OFF THE HOOK) has a few TRICKS up its sleeve! * Its SLEIGHT OF HAND is so deft that even WIZARDS cannot detect how it can conjure the ILLUSION of a top-shelf, professional operation! * With a wave of its hand, this slap-dash collection of unlikely sounds, hosted by an inane MC, appears to be a finely crafted, well-thought-out presentation of scholarly experience! * The MAGIC t...

Is it SEX you're after? * OFF THE HOOK has a very good record of matchmaking, bringing together saucy trombones and feisty castanets and other unlikely couplings! * Like to DANCE? * No one has ever prevented anyone from dancing to OFF THE HOOK! -we suggest the Crawl, except that's a swimming stroke, not a dance. * Is OFF THE HOOK all things to all people? * No.* I guess we can't be sure what OFF T...

Regardless of how it may sound to you, your host is not easily satisfied! * The music must be INTERESTING, and/or BEAUTIFUL, and FRESH! * He is willing to sacrifice a bit of professionalism in his presentation, but the music must never fall short! * If it seems to, you are clearly a newcomer who has not yet been indoctrinated into the WHIMSICAL ways of OFF THE HOOK! * Please tune in to the Idiosyn...

IF YOU'RE WEARING PANTS, you might as well take them off now, because Today's HALLOWEEN edition of OFF THE HOOK will scare them right off of you! * GHOSTS & GOBLINS, WITCHES & DEVILS, SPIDERS & BATS and DEATH DEATH DEATH will animate today's most unholy program! * Spells at  https://kxsf.fm/ Maybe bring a diaper.

Like the Umbrella Mouth Gulper Eel, OFF THE HOOK goes deep! * Wriggling its way to the depths to scoop up GLITTERING GEMS in its mighty maw, the OFF THE HOOK Gulper surfaces with its once-submerged spoils in a RESPLENDENT display of Sub-aquatic Sounds! * But it's no bottom feeder! * Its appetite is for the Freshly Spawned -the gulped guppies that are winnowed from the minnows in the Great Aquarium...

It's funny and squishy and full of goodness! * LISTEN TO OFF THE HOOK! * It's right Up Your Street! * By its reputation, you'd think it's a Music Show, but nominally it's about a hook! * WHAT IS IT? * OFF THE HOOK, The Show That Shows, hooks you! * The guy on it is worth a dime, at least! * Cruise on into the GOOD TIMES on OFF THE HOOK -you'll laugh a lot!  https://kxsf.fm/   Take part.

BEAUTY FOR THE FEW! * Even though OFF THE HOOK's listenership is not that great, each individual listener IS great! * That's why the Herculean effort taken to produce each OFF THE HOOK program is WORTH IT! * Scouring the interwebs for new and NOVEL sounds is exhausting and often dirty work, but Off The Hookers expect the UNEXPECTED and deserve the IDIOSYNCRATIC voice that speaks to and for them! *...

OFF THE HOOK carries on: no shutdown, no cancellation, no sweeping changes! * Just The Life of a Showboy (me) at 1:00 on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/   Business as usual!