Clint Nelson

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

Comedy EN ↓ 349 episodes

The Corniest Guy you'll find. With Substance...and puns. Come "Off N Beat" W/ Clint Nelson. Email : cnelsonatl589@gmail.com for any business stuff. Spotify Link Below: (Follow the Show, Hit Notifications, & Leave a 5 Star Review . https://open.spotify.com/show/0Pff6CCvQHDko1d1E4m4pJ?si=407a967931494545 Please Leave a Review on Apple Podcasts to help grow the show. Link Below. https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/off-n-beat-w-clint-nels

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Clint Nelson

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2025

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Episodes

#298 - "Arousal Of the Fittest" | My Balls Were Exposed At the Gym 13.09.2024

Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 298, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) "My Balls were Exposed at the Gym" (8:06) Magic Johnson Vintage Video reaction. (12:45) Don't ask your parents what they used to do for "Fun" (15:3...

#297 - "Loosen Up My Buttons Baby" | Anxiety Can Be Your Greatest Strength 05.09.2024

#anxiety #observation #podcaster Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 297, Clint Rambles About: (0:00) wearing a grandma sweater (2:00) Is "Valet" service even real? (5:15) why guys don't "Try"with Fashion (7:50) the...

#296 - "Abuse Rationalizer" | i'm an observant guy, I'm Judging YOU All The Time..you should TOO 02.09.2024

Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 296, Clint Rolls the Hot Takes about: (0:00) a tattoo is like a kid (2:45) "On The Border & Tin Lizzy's " - Chain Mexican Restaurants (8:05) Looking back at ESPN "The Body Issu...

#295 - "I'm a Big Ol fan of The Racks" (Twin Peaks Edition) 29.08.2024

Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 295, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) "im a big fan of The Racks" (3:12) Not everyone is Built for Soccer (5:44) "i want a little leg action..a full body shot" (7:42) Russell Crowe put...

294 -"Hey You Look Young" | Being "Sold" something is my Biggest Turn Off 20.08.2024

Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 294, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) "Hey You Look Young" - AT&T Guy who sold me phone (5:30) Bob from the Furniture Store. (my experience buying my 1st piece of furniture) (11:34)...

#293 - "Hours In Silence" | Harsh Truth about Leadership & Engagement 10.08.2024

#leadership #opinion #podcaster Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 293, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) What if we had infinity cars? (3:35) Kamala Harris New VP selection conspiracy (5:52) "No more than 2 buttons" - dr...

#292 - "Love Is Blind..Not From Behind" | I Want The NYC Lifestyle!! 28.07.2024

Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 292 , Clint Rambles about: (0:00) Detox Retreats are beneficial scams (8:48) Drake..please don't sneak diss Kendrick..please! (12:24) Rap Beefs on Trial & 2024 is the year of e...

#291 - "I Just Love Seeing You This Happy" | (POV) how it feels going back to work 27.07.2024

Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 291, Clint Goes ON and ON about: (0:00) Olympic Opening (1:01) Saudi Arabia "Neom" Sci Fi Strip (2:19) Cartel Leader Captured..for optics. (5:10) Impatience in Betting is My Krypto...

#290 - "Cope To Hope" | Self Improvement Guys Love Sharing How Much Porn They Consume 25.07.2024

In Episode 290 Clint Rambles about: (0:00) Random Corny Monologue (2:53) Classic Rock Groups Cringe Live Performances (6:57) Tarzan in a past life (Gorilla Mind Review) (9:52) "Air BNB is one of most overpriced inventions ever made" (11:10) Intro to the Pod! ( Like, Follow, Subscribe) (11:38) Self Improvement Guys love telling you how much Porn they Consume! (oversharing culture) (15:05) Cobra Kai...

#289 - "Mermaids & Buffets" | Why Believing Heaven or Hell Isn't Realistic 24.07.2024

In Episode 289, Clint Rambles About: (0:00) I was a Hyena in a past Life! (1:21) Blake Lively & Gigi Hadid Looking Like Ketchup & Mustard Bottles (4:08) Earth is Just Perfect! (6:35) Why do I have to pay to know my family history? (9:19) Microsoft Crowdstrike Crash exposes our Reliance on automation. (12:19) "Too Much Security, creates False Sense of Security" (13:10) Google Maps Have made...

#288 - "Obsession With Our Identity" | Joe Biden Drops Out 2024 Race 23.07.2024

In Episode 288, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) Piano Method (1:08) Joe Biden Drops out of 2024 Presidental Race. (4:50) Does it even matter? (5:50) The Election within the Election. (Popularity sells in politics) (9:40) My Theory of why Joe Biden Dropped out (13:52) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Follow, Etc) (14:56) The Issue with "Local Businesses" (19:45) how to fix Chipotle "Serving Size" issue (2...

#287 -"Stop Doin Too Much" | Trump Assassination, Deep Diver Deaths, Steroid Talk 22.07.2024

In Episode 287, Clint Juices up About: (0:00) Trump Assasination Attempt thoughts (2:55) Climbers and Deep Divers who pass away (5:25) Guy who died proposing to his girlfriend in underwater hotel (8:44) Uncontacted Tribes don't care about your Arrogant "Mission" (15:52) Intro to the Pod!( Subscribe, Follow, etc.) (16:08) Breastfeeding on YouTube (17:30) "im a domesticated tarzan" (19:00) what if i...

#286 - "Her Apple Bottom Brings the Fruit Flies" 20.07.2024

In Episode 286, Clint Goes on a Maze about: (0:00) Paul Skenes of the Bedroom (1:52) granny vs nanny (8:42) "Her apple bottom brings the Fruit Flies" (10:38) looking "Innocent" (12:12) sharing bank accounts(16:50) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, follow, etc) (17:18) DirecTv Haiku (17:55) Performing Under Pressure (19:55) Incompetence of Panda Express & their fortune cookies (26:00) Panda Express...

#285 - "Lazy Ass Crock Pot Cookers" 13.07.2024

In Episode 285, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) "Take a Shot For Me" (2:05) Lazy ass Crock Pot Cookers (8:20) i genetically smell good (10:16) "mocktails" zero alcohol drinks (12:12) Intro to the Pod!! (13:30) can cats have human breast milk? (15:25) Cats V.S. Dogs unfair treament (17:10) how to ramen. Water or dry? (19:45) math is a dying art..until it bras and panties (25:17) can someone be held lia...

#284 - Being Truly Authentic 02.07.2024

In Episode 284, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) British Food (1:30) David Foster Wallace : "On Being Entirely Yourself" (9:48) Filling out a Birth Certificate (12:45) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (13:10) JJ Redick is Racist? (21:03) Bronny James Nepotism. does the NBA owe Lebron this? (25:24) Joey Chestnut turned down 1.2 mil to gobble glizzy's (31:30) Gluttony V.S. Competition (41:38)...

#283 - "Ugly Girls Can't Have Solo Dates" | biden/trump debate, my issue with "Religion" 30.06.2024

In Episode 283, Clint gets Crabby about: (0:00) Ugly girls cant have "Solo" dates (8:58) No one wants to "Workout" with their partner (12:05) Intro to the Pod! (Like, follow, subscribe) (13:25) Burger King is epitome of "Low Effort" (17:20) Biden V.S Trump Debate (who the f*** asked for this?) (23:25)Political & Religious Outrage Is Manufactured by same people. (25:55) Religion doesn't create...

#282 - "Fruit Loops Poops" 23.06.2024

In Episode 282, Clint Says it with his chest about: (0:00) No ones flat chested these days + our pooping system (2:30) Why aliens don't take us serious (8:09) hot take on "Citizenship" quiz (11:09) bad smelling protesters (12:15) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, follow, etc.) (13:15) being forced to have an opinion (24:28) "Politics" translates to Relationships (34:38) Jennifer Lawrence use to be a A...

#281 -"No Airbags, We Die Like Real Men" | Job Morality, Stimulation , Benefits Of My "Culture" 15.06.2024

In Episode 281, Clint Opens His Legs About: (0:00) "No Airbags,We Die Like Real Men" (9:20) Intro to the Pod! (Follow, Subscribe,etc) (10:10) 3 Year Anniversary of the PodCast (16:15) George Clooney's "Up In The Air" Takeaways (Deep Dive) (17:25) Morality of "Firing" People (22:10) Having a Bank Account & 401K Scam Rant (25:42) Tipping a Waitress Through CashApp. (29:08) (Rant Alert) Restauran...

#280 - "They Have Wrinkles on Their Face, I Have Wrinkles On My Clothes" | I wanna move to Tampa 09.06.2024

In Episode 280, Clint gets Old AF About: (0:00) I wanna move to Tampa (8:45) Intro to the Pod! (like, follow, subscribe) (9:43) trusting your intuition 13:20) power of imagery in your head (14:50) Clint Kills a bug Live (15:50) BACK To The Show!! [why the sudden desire to move?] clint breaks himself down in real time (31:18) dangers of "Sleepovers" (38:48) "I would be a GREAT Babysitter..but i wou...

279 - "Starch Of The Show" | Charity Is For Poor People, I'm Anti Donation At Restaurants 31.05.2024

In Episode 279, Clint Gets Cooking about: (0:00) Being the "Starch of the Show" (1:39) Childish to wanna be called "Daddy" (3:07) punishing your kids with dumbbells (5:45) 2 dudes combining DNA (7:30) Intro to the Pod! (follow, subscribe, etc) (9:55) Plasma TV Theory (10:25) Being Anti Donation at fast food restaurants (15:25) Bad squidward Joke (17:02) Earthquakes Are Manually Controlled (Conspir...

#278 - Self Checkout Issue In America 24.05.2024

In Episode 278, Clint Goes Ballistic about: (0:00) "Rough Around The Edges" (opening Monologue) (2:39) Self Checkout Issue In America (Rant Alert) (8:45) Intro to The Pod! (Like,Follow, subscribe) (9:38) Paid Programming is why your parents wanted you to go to bed (15:42) Kendrick Stans avoid his "Alleged" Dirty Laundry (22:08) Does Skin Complexion during "Conception" effect the baby? (27:55) Wife...

#277 - "Exposing Culture" | Drake V.S. Kendrick Beef, Tom Brady Roast, Bodybuilding V.S. Modeling 13.05.2024

In Episode 277, Clint Puts it On the Double with Cheese About: (0:00) Blessings (1:30) Being Forced to watch Meg The Stallion with Another Lady Is Some Good Trauma (5:50) Drake V.S. Kendrick Rap Beef Has Concluded! Who Won? (9:38) Exposing Culture: is it worth it? (12:20) Intro to the Pod! (subscribe, follow, etc) (13:20) "you always find the good in everyone" (17:43) Tom Brady Roast: "Who The F**...

#276 - "Add Sprinkles, Avoid Dusty's" | Sprinkle Sprinkle Vs Drizzle Drizzle, Companionship & Racism 03.05.2024

In Episode 276, Clint Drizzles Some Truth about: (0:00) "Drizzle Drizzle" V.S. Sprinkle Sprinkle" [opening monologue] (9:10) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Follow, Etc) (11:15) Lube Flavored Jello (12:30) "I miss that good Sweat" [getting too fit] (19:55) SuS Take on Companionship & Racism (25:19) NBA Playoffs Update (26:10) Jontay Porter Took "Betting on Himself" Literally (34:27) "We're to Bl...

#275 - "Unemployment Olympics" | Most Protesters Are Unemployed, Stretch Zone Rant 27.04.2024

In Episode 275, Clint Protests About: (0:00) becoming a douchebag & Protesting All Over America (2:43) "Most of yall are unemployed" (5:40) Stretch Zone Rant (11:47) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Like, Etc) (12:50) Body Cam Arrest Binge Watching (16:19) Question for the Child Predators out there (20:30) The Pyramids Eerie Potential Conspiracies (28:08) Tit Shaming Men for...Liking Titties.. (3...

#274 - "I'm Just a Structural MESS" | Sam Hunt EP Reaction TOO Much YouTube,Discomfort & Escapism 21.04.2024

[Recorded on April 8th, 2024] In Episode 274, Clint Rambles About: (0:00) BIG FRIDAY Music Drop Reaction. (3:30) " There's Nothing Interesting in Music" (4:44) Sam Hunt's New EP "Locked Up" Thoughts (6:39) Process of Changing your "Sound" (12:08) Hardy & Nickelback Collab (14:37) Intro to the Pod! (subscribe, Follow, etc) (15:34) Vacations expose our need For STRUCTURE (18:30) Living a Life is...

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