Nuzzle House

The guys go see Sybil's performance and she sucks. She sucks so bad, that Dorian breaks off the engagement and spends the rest of the chapter wandering around feeling sorry for himself. Then he finds that his painting is looking pretty evil. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message...

This chapter is basically just one, big, conversation around a dinner table where Dorian talks about his undying love for Sybil. And Harry goes on, and on, philosophizing about hedonism... Again... Like every chapter. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: h...

In this episode we review the self help book by comedian, actor and prosperity gospel author, Steve Harvey called ‘Jump: Take the Leap of Faith to Achieve Your Life of Abundance’. And it was terrifying. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.f...

Sybil LOVES Dorian, and goes so far as to keep calling him 'Prince Charming'- which would drive most people up the wall. Sybil's brother thinks Dorian sounds like a turd- and says that if Dorian ever hurts her, he will kill him. Sybil's mom just hopes that Dorian is rich. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https:...

Good news: Dorian is in love. Bad news: He really hates Jewish people. Lord Henry is getting jealous, and gets really fussed when Dorian wants him to meet his 'ivory' girlfriend. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

We review 'The Golden Compass' movie - a movie so bad, that we barely talk about it. Also, Glen has disappointed Ben's mom. Enjoy. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Did you ever want a creepy uncle to read you a bed time story? Now you can have it. In this story we learn that you should always invite ALL the fairies. And if you see a sleeping woman- kiss her. She's just asking for it. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podca...

Still trying to win over Dorian, Lord Henry invites him to his aunt's house to let him watch as he wow's everyone with stories of hedonism. And it works like a charm. We also learn that marrying American women is something the creepy English guys are really into lately. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://...

Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 11 - 15 of 'The Subtle Knife' by Philip Pullman. In this episode we Learn: * Ben has a new job! * Will's cut won't heal * Glen has invented the concept of the 'house shirt' This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a p...

Did you ever want a creepy uncle to read you a bed time story? Now you can have it. In this episode we learn the story of Baba Yaga- an evil witch that lives in a house with a chicken leg. We also learn about Vasilisa, a girl with a living doll that she actually has to feed. Which means the doll has internal organs. Ugh. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. htt...

Like any sociopath, Lord Harry tells Dorian he's only good for his looks, which won't last, as a way of getting him to have sex under the guise of embracing a 'hedonistic lifestyle'. Ugh. This Dorian into an existential crisis where he says he would sell his soul to have the painting get old while he stays young forever. Then, he takes off with Harry to go see a movie. Leaving Basil alone to cry....

Thanks to the artist, Bazil, talking up Dorian so much- Lord Harry Wotton is obsessed with meeting him. Basil won't share and the two bicker about it until Lord Harry remembers his aunt knows the guy. The awkward butler shows up and ruins everything. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehous...

Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 6 - 10 of 'The Subtle Knife' by Philip Pullman. We learn that: * Ben didn't like going to Target with me * If you're not the guy with the 'subtle knife' you might as well kill yourself * Ben's mom likes my other podcast better than this on...

There were flies in my basement, which is gross and I didn't want to record anything. So I've included two short stories that I had pre-recorded for the 'Cultured Bumpkin' podcast: 'The Quarrel Between the Dogs and the Cats and Between the Cats and the Mice' by Jean de La Fontaine And 'My Financial Career' by Stephen Leacock --- Be sure to listen to the 'Cultured Bumpkin' on iTunes or wherever you...

I read one story about a boy with a deadly imaginary friend- and another about a tiny, vengeful God. Enjoy This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 1 - 5 of 'The Subtle Knife' by Philip Pullman. We learn that: * Ben had a nice weekend he didn't think to tell us about until halfway through the episode * Phillip Pullman decided to tie up the loose ends that we talked about in the last b...

Just as poor Gregor begins feeling human feelings toward his sister- he gets snubbed by three hipsters. After his family says they'd be happier if he were dead- he does just that. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Gregor is getting the hang of being a bug- but things go south when his sister tries to take down his Farrah Fawcett picture. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

We decided to torture ourselves by reading Sean Penn's book because we thought it would be 'fun'. And it wasn't. At all. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

You know what's weird? Waking up as a giant beetle, and not being so grossed out that you don't stop worrying about getting to work. You know what's weirder? Your boss showing up at your house to see if you're faking sick. Enjoy. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support thi...

The chapter is only 3 pages, and serves to let you know how badly their revolution failed - and hints that poor Avis is captured as she stops mid-sentence. Finally DONE! This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Ernest is BACK! And creepier than ever as he takes Avis's unconscious body up to the roof of the hospital to romantically watch an air balloon battle. We're almost done people. We're almost done... This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuz...

Lots of killing- thank god for Garthwaite or else Avis might have been one of the mass of people who were swept into Lake Michigan. Enjoy. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Avis is a mole now- and instead of worrying about her own self, she spends all her time wondering what Ernest is up to. The battle in Chicago has been found out- so Avis and some guy named "Hartman" head there to try to help. There's a lot of racist name-calling of the train's staff. Oh, the classics... And street urchins seem to have psychic knowledge of when battles are about to happen. Enjoy. T...

Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 18 - 23 of 'The Golden Compass' by Philip Pullman. In this episode we find out that bear-fights are way cooler than wizard fights. Ben's coworkers read 'picture books' Daemon sex, is the hottest kind of sex Ben wants to see how Glen's dati...